Post: #1

What would Barbie look like if she were modeled after the average American woman?

Very different, it turns out.

Artist Nickolay Lamm of MyDeals.com used CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman to create a 3-D model, which he photographed next to a standard Barbie doll. Lamm then photoshopped the 3-D model to make it look like a Barbie doll.

"If we criticize skinny models, we should at least be open to the possibility that Barbie may negatively influence young girls as well," Lamm said in an email to the Huffington Post. "Furthermore, a realistically proportioned Barbie actually looks pretty good."

Considering how peculiar a Barbie body would look in real life, Lamm concluded: "If there's even a small chance of Barbie in its present form negatively influencing girls, and if Barbie looks good as an average-sized woman in America, what's stopping Mattel from making one?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01...de=2642663

Post: #2

Let me show the future devolution of Barbie here:

Post: #3

This is what a feminist look like.
   

Post: #4

I can't imagine anyone implying that GI Joe's muscles are so big that they make young boys feel insecure and could lead to steroid use.

Or how we should give young boys a set of Corolla and Civic hotwheels cars because they are more "realistic" to what they will actually attain in life than the Lambos and Ferraris.

Once again, self esteem über alles.

Post: #5

(07-04-2013 04:38 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

What would Barbie look like if she were modeled after the average American woman?

Very different, it turns out.

Artist Nickolay Lamm of MyDeals.com used CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman to create a 3-D model, which he photographed next to a standard Barbie doll. Lamm then photoshopped the 3-D model to make it look like a Barbie doll.

"If we criticize skinny models, we should at least be open to the possibility that Barbie may negatively influence young girls as well," Lamm said in an email to the Huffington Post. "Furthermore, a realistically proportioned Barbie actually looks pretty good."

Considering how peculiar a Barbie body would look in real life, Lamm concluded: "If there's even a small chance of Barbie in its present form negatively influencing girls, and if Barbie looks good as an average-sized woman in America, what's stopping Mattel from making one?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01...de=2642663

Apart from the manjaw that this barbie has, yes, there are many women of that body type who are attractive...

It's just the Lindy West ass bitches who are inhabiting this world that are completely fucked up looking.

Bitches be tripping trying so hard to rationalize their fat asses.

God fuck, should make it a rule that if you choose to be that fat you are not allowed health care.

Lulz would be had by all watching the fatties try and type letters of upset to the government but they can't because their fingers are too fat to hit each individual key. Fatties.

Post: #6

Well this is the only improvement:

Post: #7

Toys for girls are usually-designed with exaggerated, unrealistic features and superdeformed proportions to enhance cuteness and appeal to the market. If Barbie didn't appeal as she is now, she wouldn't sell. Taking into account girls' poor perception of proportions and spacial issues, it's interesting to notice that the only real threat to Barbie has been the Bratz Dolls, whose heads were even more superdeformed.

Does Hello Kitty cop this kind of crap for setting up unrealistic standards of feline body image?

Post: #8

I'm so offended. It's still inaccurate! They need to glue a Starbucks milkshake in her hand, an iPhone in the other, cut her hair short, and make her talk in vocal fry when you pull the cord.

Post: #9

I love how they shrunk her neck and hunched her shoulders up.

All that texting posture is paying off.

Post: #10

This reminded me of something...

Post: #11

(07-04-2013 06:20 PM)kosko Wrote:  Well this is the only improvement:

Ass, Face and Hairline!

In either case, the "standard Barbie"is still an unobtainable standard of beauty for most women that i've seen.

WIA

Post: #12

My buddy fucked a girl that looked exactly like "normal barbie" from side on.. Not quite so munted from front on, though

Post: #13

The image remind me of that Youtube chick.
   

Post: #14

Quite an improvement from the previous "normal" american woman doll:

Post: #15

(07-04-2013 10:27 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  The image remind me of that Youtube chick.

Woah woah now. Not even close!

Me and my homies used to call broads like that "Saran wrap phat" because they were hefty and contained. That's a big girl - yes, but she has no drooops and/or rolls. She is a tight big girl which IMO is better than some messy and droopy 'skinny fat' chic.

I just searched her channel for a bikini video and my guess was right. She's got no rolls/droops shes just real real hefty.

You barely even see thick girls like that anymore, most let themselves go because thin girls behind them have swelled up so much.

I hate tacky blondes but I'd rail that YouTube broad no questions asked.

Post: #16

I could not stop laughing when they tacked on 10-15 pounds to barbie to make her the "average" girl
In other news, dat barbie ass

Post: #17

(07-05-2013 12:16 AM)germanico Wrote:  Quite an improvement from the previous "normal" american woman doll:

This is actually a Lindy West figurine.

Post: #18

Agreed Kosko, you can tell she'd be a good fuck. Tight big girls.

Post: #19

(07-05-2013 12:41 AM)kosko Wrote:  Woah woah now. Not even close!

Me and my homies used to call broads like that "Saran wrap phat" because they were hefty and contained. That's a big girl - yes, but she has no drooops and/or rolls. She is a tight big girl which IMO is better than some messy and droopy 'skinny fat' chic.

I just searched her channel for a bikini video and my guess was right. She's got no rolls/droops shes just real real hefty.

You barely even see thick girls like that anymore, most let themselves go because thin girls behind them have swelled up so much.

I hate tacky blondes but I'd rail that YouTube broad no questions asked.

Naw man, that bitch fat.





The tits and blonde hair are distractions.
The make up will throw you off.
Most of all, she has that positive skinny girl upbeat attitude, not that down trodden hates life fat girl attitude.

Most dudes would fuck, that's not even a real question to me. As long as a bitch ain't disfigured, if she magically appeared in my bed one night, i'd fuck too. (and there'd be hell to pay when the sun comes in and she's all snuggled up against you, lazy and full of morning breath )

The real question is how much bullshit would you go through in order to fuck her?

If you're chilling at the spot, she comes across your path - how willing are you to pursue her?
- if she's with her bestie at the bar
- in the middle of a bridal party
- hanging with a bunch of gay dudes
- hanging with a bunch of her rugby playing friends

And what happens when she's not sweet and upbeat like the video- you seriously going to put in some work for that?

You hit her with a greeting, and she goes from neutral to Big Bertha Stank attitude in 5 nano seconds. You gonna keep pushing to get past her immediate defenses? Try to get to that core of a person you feel that she is?

Fat bitches that have something dudes want might as well be skinny hot bitches. They automatically take aggressive postures and go into major shit-testing, cause they're often used to being pumped and dumped. She'll swallow your rod, but are you gonna share an ice cream cone with her @ the mall. (lol @ share, that bitch getting her own)

WIA

Post: #20

God she is annoying as fuck. Utterly lacking in charm and class, but I know there will be a line of dudes going around the block willing to lick her asshole. Not me.

Post: #21

I emailed my mother this, first thing she said in reply was, "why is her crotch so big? It looks like it can birth multiple pairs of children" She also said, why is her "butt so big, is she ethnic?". Thought that was funny. Then again, she was born in the 50s, from another era that doesn't accept fatness as the new norm or something that should be praised. Some in that generation still recognize and adhere to traditional aesthetics.

Post: #22

She confessed that she "was" an escort in one her many vids i shamelessly watched.

Post: #23

If you want to buy a Barbie doll for a girl, the best value is divorced barbie.

She comes with half of Ken's stuff.

Post: #24

(07-05-2013 08:53 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  She confessed that she "was" an escort in one her many vids i shamelessly watched.

Lank please! I watched this one and the one where she's crying and blubbering.

She's quite entertaining in the same way that Jenna Marbles is. One level of reality, one level of illusion.

WIA

Post: #25

(07-05-2013 11:04 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

(07-05-2013 08:53 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  She confessed that she "was" an escort in one her many vids i shamelessly watched.

Lank please! I watched this one and the one where she's crying and blubbering.

She's quite entertaining in the same way that Jenna Marbles is. One level of reality, one level of illusion.

WIA

Straight from her mouth @ 2:38.