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Heart New Era of Beauty Queens
Look out Miss America, here is the new sexy.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/pl...39689.html

   


Of course they are getting love over on Reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1g...ed_beauty/


   


Don't forget you might see some of these beauties here:

http://fffweek.com/2013/home

It's the last day of Full Figured Fashion Week, so you NYC playa's better get it while the getting is good.


   
06-22-2013 11:33 AM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
You can polish a turd but it's still going to be a turd.

On a semi related note:
   
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06-22-2013 11:38 AM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
I'm trolling the fuck out of the comments. Feel free to join. We need to ban together and attack. It's full of fat acceptance garbage.
06-22-2013 12:04 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
I knew it. I knew as soon as I saw the title there would be fat chicks in this thread.

I have just two objections to these beauty queens: they're not beauties and only the lowest of low Omega men would consider them "queens."

Other than that, everything's totally normal here for America, 2013. There's self-appointed "big beautiful women," their embarrassing Beta worshippers, and the feeling this country is crashing downhill like the Roman empire (where the people were also a bunch of lard-asses).

When I saw "FFF Week" I didn't think it would stand for "Full-Figured Fashion." I assumed the F's stood for something else...
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06-22-2013 01:07 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
That body weight is so unhealthy...I cant stand it when people try to "accept" being unhealthy...
06-22-2013 01:17 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
It's like the special Olympics of beauty pagents.

[Image: IMG_2923.jpg]

PHOTO BREAKDOWN

Ranch stain on her right teet

One of those new bracelets that doubles as a fork, wrapped around her right forewrist.

Her necklace/bib.

Notice the two obese women in the backgeound

The pizza restaurant to the left.

Her gigantic bag full of candy bars

The box full of ketchup and mustard bottles, a George foreman grill, and a half eatin penini that she put down before taking the picture, to the right.

And lastly, her suv in hr background decked out with a large half eatin waffle sticker.
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06-22-2013 01:21 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
(06-22-2013 01:17 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  That body weight is so unhealthy...I cant stand it when people try to "accept" being unhealthy...

It's amazing how many of the commentor's believe that one can be fat and healthy.

My favorite comment:
Quote:If it's ok to be fat, how come the military doesn't accept them? Or NASA? How about Hooters? How many fat people do you see running marathons or competing in the Olympics? There's nothing beautiful about being one step away from a heart attack or diabetes.
06-22-2013 01:33 PM
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(06-22-2013 01:21 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  It's like the special Olympics of beauty pagents.

Some guy accosted me and my friends about donating for the special olympics the other day. He seemed really offended when I cut him off and told him not to waste his time.

And, yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Whose idea was it to put so many fat pigs in the same place? Maybe one of them will fall over, and in the process of trying to save that one, they'll all lose so much weight that they become skinny

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06-22-2013 01:34 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
I shutter to think they probably have a swimsuit componet to this fat beauty pagent.

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"Chicks dig power, men dig beauty, eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap, men are expendable, women are perishable." - Heartiste
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06-22-2013 01:52 PM
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I love that I've found a place where ranting about fatties brings solidarity rather than bemusement. I absolutely loathe fat acceptance and the 'nicey nicey' approach to dealing with fatties. EVERY single time you read about someone getting thin, it's because they were shamed. It works.

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06-22-2013 01:54 PM
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(06-22-2013 01:54 PM)Teedub Wrote:  I love that I've found a place where ranting about fatties brings solidarity rather than bemusement. I absolutely loathe fat acceptance and the 'nicey nicey' approach to dealing with fatties. EVERY single time you read about someone getting thin, it's because they were shamed. It works.

There's a lean elderly co-worker who confided in me that he was a fatty as a boy but because he was bullied forced him to lose weight. This confession came about because we were discussing the pussyfication of our beloved West.

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06-22-2013 02:04 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
One of the Yahoo! comments.

Quote:They say that Miss America is NOT a beauty pagent-it is about talent , personality and scholarship. But you never see an overweight girl win no matter how smart and talented she is

You don't say?!?

Only in America would you have a system put in place that has the ability to feed it's people like cattle being raised for the slaughter, with it's lines and lines of monotonous aisles of processed waste of food that turns women into disgusting beasts.

Beauty is only skin deep? Fuck you, of course it is, and that's what I like. That's why I deal with the bitchy attitudes on a daily basis and tell stupid jokes to make you laugh while simultaneously dressing better then 90% of most guys and being fit while all I ask is that you put down the fucking Big Mac.
06-22-2013 02:29 PM
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Scenario:

One of these girls comes in the bar with fattitude and tells you she is a beauty pageant winner. What would you do?
06-22-2013 03:08 PM
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(06-22-2013 03:08 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Scenario:

One of these girls comes in the bar with fattitude and tells you she is a beauty pageant winner. What would you do?

Laugh2Laugh4

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06-22-2013 03:11 PM
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So, will they be replacing the swimsuit portion of the contest with a chili dog eating contest?
06-22-2013 03:46 PM
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(06-22-2013 03:08 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Scenario:

One of these girls comes in the bar with fattitude and tells you she is a beauty pageant winner. What would you do?

Throw holy water on her like in The Exorcist.

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06-22-2013 04:26 PM
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(06-22-2013 03:08 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Scenario:

One of these girls comes in the bar with fattitude and tells you she is a beauty pageant winner. What would you do?

Today must be opposites day.
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
Mermaid parade:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brook...uDKhCPqZlI

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There are so many other things to be besides "hot".

Sometimes you just have to cut your losses and focus on what you can do and what you can be.

Better than pretending to be something or demanding that society change the definition of that something.
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Can a thin woman sign up and cry discrimination when she gets rejected?
06-22-2013 10:35 PM
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^Not yet.

I used to get approached somewhat regularly and I never really had the attitude of taking what I could get so I rejected pretty regularly. The look on some of their faces. They would have killed me and my whole family.

The Hamster's entitlement knows no bounds.
06-22-2013 11:18 PM
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RE: New Era of Beauty Queens
Latest news in the race to be the most disgusting:

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Refused - New Noise Wrote:How can we expect anyone to listen if we're using the same old voice?
We need new noise, new art for real people
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I guess some people find disease beautiful. Government standards and all.
06-24-2013 03:12 AM
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