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Observe:

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The thread title is every woman's dream.

Some spend a lifetime chasing it.

El Dorado, a unified field theory, The Holy Grail, whatever the Lucky Charms leprechaun has stashed at the end of the rainbow, Alpha Cock.

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The end was priceless.

"take that ring off dear it doesn't mean a thing to you"

She would bang him right then and there if he asked.

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Excellent.

Post: #5

"Don't be nervous." lol

These people are half-retarded - I can't believe people watch this shit.

I like this article's breakdown of what happened:

Quote:Today they made the mistake of inviting a guest on their show (Russell Brand) whose IQ exceeds the sum of all the other IQs of everybody else in the room. Brand proceeded to cleverly smash through their boring senseless chatter, take over the news reporting without using a teleprompter, profile the secret sexual fantasies of the female host, and mock them all without them even realizing they were being mocked.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/040843_Russel...z2WczH6zXf

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

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We could break this down on why this is brilliant on so many levels.. but it's so perfect we don't have to.

And this guy would have had (almost) the same effect on girls even if he wasn't famous.

Creds for bringing up Snowden too.

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(06-18-2013 10:18 PM)Norset Wrote:  We could break this down on why this is brilliant on so many levels.. but it's so perfect we don't have to.

And this guy would have had (almost) the same effect on girls even if he wasn't famous.

Creds for bringing up Snowden too.

Notice when he was talking about Edward Snoden, he said to the Brian guy: "Have YOU got anything to hide?"

I agree - this was brilliant.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

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"This is what you all do for a living"?

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3:00 *Beta Male: You know its funny because I travel alot and *Alpha Male*: well lets change the subject because your boring everyone to death and let me take over

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Brand is great, but I just can't believe how moronic all of those people are. Incredible.

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Not just moronic but also boring. None of them had a single witty or funny thing to add to the conversation.

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As soon as he said watch out that's a low cut shirt" she was sitting in a puddle. Shit was like a lazer guided missle straight to the poosy.

This shit brought a tear to my eye.

Many guys can ramble. Many guys can have a chaotic, funny yet serious conversation. But the true art is in reading your audience and dominating.

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Jesus Christ what a cunt host that blonde is. Literally right from the beginning she tried to shit on him, the first words out of her mouth was 'Joining us now, he's a really big deal I know, I'm told this, I'm not very pop culture I'm sorry'. I knew right then and there Russell was going to shut her down.

But if you thought that was good check out his appearance a few years back on Chelsea Lately





How this woman has a show is beyond me.

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(06-18-2013 11:35 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  As soon as he said "watch out that's a low cut shirt"

Everyone at that table was wearing clothing a wardrobe department had picked out for them. Low cut shirt woman, tie guy, they don't even own the wardrobes they're wearing on camera. The Wardrobe department does. So they're all wearing exactly whatever they're told. And he brings that home to them.

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Russell Brand always kills it in these interviews, especially when the person interviewing him is a woman.

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shaft graspers

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love Russell, but I am somewhat skeptical of the gushing that he gets from Mika. That giggle, blush, flirt, eye batting thing she does is 80% an act.

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i'm logged in but can't see any of this!! anyone know why???

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I was in tears watching that.

Very very funny, he completely took them all down and turned the presenter into a nervous wreck just with his presence!

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That Bradley Manning line was huge, he also tossed a big shit in MSN media as a whole. Only somewhat sensible person was the Britt lady Katty Kay, the other two were morons. The host... Is a closet slut all typical in newsmedia. She has no more hair to chop off and colour to hide them hoe tendencies, and her iron clad stubborn head to her epic meltdown of that iron walk prove why she always been a "Co-host" as she is unable to hold the frame with Brand. She is complete shit as a host and Brand could smell it a mile away.

It could of been a act on her part by she is a robot. I think towards the end her professional iron face was broken down and the soulless empty whore that rode cocks to the anchor seat was exposed. Look at her meltdown compared to Katty the Britt. Katty does normal human things like laugh, she may have been laughing at her female co-worker low key whom knows.

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they're tweeting themselves senseless back there!

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Let's not overlook his body language the entire time. He was uber relaxed in that hot seat -- leaning wayyyy back -- while everyone else was sitting upright as if they had poles up their bums.

True alpha projection. I loved the ending where he nailed her with "She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft grasper!"

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That was really great

Post: #24

I'm not trying to take anything away from RB - he's a genius - but he doesn't have a strong, deep, masculine voice. Maybe the high pitched, slightly Estuary English, tone imparts a boyish charm which allows him to get away with being rude. Whatever it is, it works.

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(06-19-2013 08:29 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  I'm not trying to take anything away from RB - he's a genius - but he doesn't have a strong, deep, masculine voice. Maybe the high pitched, slightly Estuary English, tone imparts a boyish charm which allows him to get away with being rude. Whatever it is, it works.

He also talks real fast and sometimes trips up his words. Its pretty much a case book example of not following exactly what the Game books tell you and just doing whatever you want, not giving a fuck.