Post: #1

Maybe this is a ruse, but I wouldn't past modern un-hinged women to do something like this.

http://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2013/january/22/

Club Daum erupted into pandemonium Saturday night after 24 year old Ellen Harris, while under the influence of an explosive cocktail of drugs and alcohol, defecated on the dance floor. "She just squatted on the floor, let loose a giant deuce, and kept dancing as if nothing had happened," says James Deer, the manager and proprietary of the venue. "I was across the room, talking with the bartender when I noticed what happened."

Post: #2

(06-17-2013 07:37 PM)soup Wrote:  Maybe this is a ruse, but I wouldn't past modern un-hinged women to do something like this.

http://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2013/january/22/

Club Daum erupted into pandemonium Saturday night after 24 year old Ellen Harris, while under the influence of an explosive cocktail of drugs and alcohol, defecated on the dance floor. "She just squatted on the floor, let loose a giant deuce, and kept dancing as if nothing had happened," says James Deer, the manager and proprietary of the venue. "I was across the room, talking with the bartender when I noticed what happened."

Now THAT'S how to troll a party.

Quote:"I was walking towards the bar to buy some mojitos for me and my girlfriend when I noticed three people fall down in front of me. When they got up, their arms and shirts were soaked and nasty looking. One of the guys who got up sniffed his arm and within seconds of doing that, he puked all over himself" says Clarence Brown, a 19 year old American who was visiting Montreal for his birthday. "He just kept puking. It was all over the floor, which caused other dancers to slip and fall. I turned tail to return to my girlfriend, but someone behind me grabbed my shoulder for support as they were falling down, which caused me to go down with them. When I hit the ground, I could feel that my pants were wet. I was sitting in vomit. I got up as best as I could without touching the floor, but I still managed to get a bunch on my hand and arms. I'm surprised I didn't puke, because everyone else was."

The whole article seems suspect though. Not sure if it's real.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #3

Ask her about herself.

"I like to dance and have fun. I'm very classy and I expect my man to be as well."

Post: #4

It's still not too late to change the name of the club to Scatalogical

Post: #5

Reminds me of that thread on here with the girl taking a dump in front of a club

Post: #6

Post: #7

Pooing in public is an epidemic among the plebeians of society.

Post: #8

Post: #9

(06-17-2013 07:52 PM)houston Wrote:  Reminds me of that thread on here with the girl taking a dump in front of a club

For your reviewing pleasure.
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Vid was removed. Not that it's a bad thing, sorry.

Post: #10

The tone of the article is onionesque, suggesting a joke. The fact that the name of the supposed crapper is used unnecessarily leads one to believe that the article is a joke. Also, the fact that owner in mock horror, states he may never reopen. Article is probably a joke (99%).

The real joke is that no one doesn't believe it could have happened.

Post: #11

I posted here a while ago. From a toronto club this girl was walking in the underground parking lot, squatted and took a massive piss. Beta orbiter stood in front of her to block view.

Post: #12

(06-17-2013 07:46 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  Ask her about herself.

"I like to dance and have fun. I'm very classy and I expect my man to be as well."

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes; I am out of control and occasionally take dumps on the dance floor. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

Post: #13

God damnit Kabal, I nearly blew Diet Dr. Pepper all over my monitor

Post: #14

A chick did this on Flavor Flav's reality show "Flavor of Love" I believe. Just dropped a deuce right on the living room floor. Back in the 90s when I was going out to the Hamptons in the summer, one of my boys tried to fuck a drunk chick when we got back to the house after a night of partying. He got her clothes off, and was about to eat her out, and she lost control of her bowels. A little doo-doo ball slipped out...

Post: #15

Coming soon: Lindy West writes a Jezebel post criticizing that story and this forum for "shit-shaming."

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Post: #17

She sounds like a lovely woman, the type you wanna bring home to Mom.

Post: #18

We've gone from "Dirty" Dancing to "Dookie" Dancing.

Post: #19

(06-17-2013 08:25 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  Coming soon: Lindy West writes a Jezebel post criticizing that story and this forum for "shit-shaming."

I have to confess..

I'm a shit shamer. It started the first time I smelled shit. I knew it would devalue others if I didn't like it, I knew that some fat people eat chemicals and amounts that give them large stinky shits, but I still got offended.

Forgive me Gaia, I have sinned.

A woman's gord is more sacred then her womb.

Post: #20

Shit happens. Sounds like a troll article though.

Though contageous puking happens, I've seen it happen.

Post: #21

If Game of Thrones had the event called "The Red Wedding", then this is surely...

"The Brown Party"

Post: #22

You guys aren't being sensitive enough.

You don't know what it's like to have be on the dance floor, eye phone blazing, turd glazing through your rectum.

You want to enjoy the dance so much that you give a wet ass birth.

People should be celebrating your choice, your birthing, your womanhood.

Haters got the wrong Idea