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Totally accidental sex tape star Farrah Abraham has been in contact with noted train wreck and winner Charlie Sheen, TMZ reports.

According to TMZ, the backdoor teen mom, 23, initiated contact with Sheen earlier this year to try and get a gig on his FX show “Anger Management.” Their (alleged) subsequent conversation is as cringeworthy and grammatically incorrect as one might expect.



Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/13/these-...z2W7jXXiIU

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The only story here is how much of an idiot the person who wrote this "article" was. How can you fit in so much stupid in one paragraph?

Note to "author": Cringeworthy is not a word. This is relevant when talking about poor grammar. I also find it shocking that Charlie is mentioned as a train wreck and Farrah taking it up the asshole for money is downplayed.

$100 Charlie hit that shit once, tossed her away, and never let her ANYWHERE near his kids.

Post: #3

This is actually an interesting exchange. It's funny that she still nominally tries to prioritize her own plans over meeting Charlie Sheen (zomg might be busy Friday night but you can come along!) and trying to get him to jump into that hoop, but can't resist giving him an open checkbook to meet her on his terms.

EDIT - corrected some analysis

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Bitch is dumb and entitled and Sheen has game. That's all.

Post: #5

Sheen has game? That fool pays for his sex, 10 grand a pop.

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(06-13-2013 02:08 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  $100 Charlie hit that shit once, tossed her away, and never let her ANYWHERE near his kids.

I'm with you on that

(06-13-2013 02:27 PM)aphelion Wrote:  This is actually an interesting exchange. It's funny that she still nominally tries to prioritize her own plans over meeting Charlie Sheen (zomg might be busy Friday night but you can come along!) and trying to get him to jump into that hoop, but can't resist giving him an open checkbook to meet her on his terms.

"I want to be on your show sooooooo if I can make time to see you, I'll at least try"

What a dumb bitch!

(06-13-2013 03:25 PM)Menace Wrote:  Bitch is dumb and entitled and Sheen has game. That's all.

I agree. He may pay for hookers but he really doesn't have to

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Quote:"...He may pay for hookers but he really doesn't have to."

Yep. Remember, Charlie said he pays hookers to leave when he's done, and he has the money. He has the game to pull on his own, but I imagine dude has a libido that's off the charts. When he wants to bang, he orders up some strange at his convenience. I imagine he "dates" the occasional porn star for this same reason - to have her hanging around to bang when he feels like it.

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The guy is a loser. My close friend is related to him through marriage. Another friend of mine is his kids nanny. Trust me, he's a big time low life.

Post: #9

A judge was sentencing Charlie Sheen for using a prostitute, the judge asked "why a man like you would have to pay for sex"? Sheen replied "I don't pay for sex. I pay them to leave".

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(06-13-2013 04:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Quote:"...He may pay for hookers but he really doesn't have to."

Yep. Remember, Charlie said he pays hookers to leave when he's done, and he has the money. He has the game to pull on his own, but I imagine dude has a libido that's off the charts. When he wants to bang, he orders up some strange at his convenience. I imagine he "dates" the occasional porn star for this same reason - to have her hanging around to bang when he feels like it.

(06-13-2013 10:19 PM)vinman Wrote:  A judge was sentencing Charlie Sheen for using a prostitute, the judge asked "why a man like you would have to pay for sex"? Sheen replied "I don't pay for sex. I pay them to leave".

We are you guys defending/justifying him over a witty line he came up with?

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(06-13-2013 10:19 PM)vinman Wrote:  A judge was sentencing Charlie Sheen for using a prostitute, the judge asked "why a man like you would have to pay for sex"? Sheen replied "I don't pay for sex. I pay them to leave".

Me and a friend were debating this, is being rich enough to buy sex on demand like we would order a pizza a sign of betaness or a sign of an alpha who can't afford to waste time. How bout negotiating prices with hookers, does that work?

Post: #12

(06-14-2013 12:27 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

(06-13-2013 04:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Quote:"...He may pay for hookers but he really doesn't have to."

Yep. Remember, Charlie said he pays hookers to leave when he's done, and he has the money. He has the game to pull on his own, but I imagine dude has a libido that's off the charts. When he wants to bang, he orders up some strange at his convenience. I imagine he "dates" the occasional porn star for this same reason - to have her hanging around to bang when he feels like it.

(06-13-2013 10:19 PM)vinman Wrote:  A judge was sentencing Charlie Sheen for using a prostitute, the judge asked "why a man like you would have to pay for sex"? Sheen replied "I don't pay for sex. I pay them to leave".

We are you guys defending/justifying him over a witty line he came up with?

Why do you see it as a defense or a justification? It's what is. I'm just illustrating how dude just doesn't give a fuck. I'm not recommending anyone else do the same. Again, we're trying to put someone in the Alpha or Beta box, when I think he simply defies categorization. He's definitely a degenerate, but a charming one...hahaha!

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Quote:Again, we're trying to put someone in the Alpha or Beta box

This is what I am not doing. This is what I always try not to do. However its so common to see this in the forum.

Still I guess you have valid points. Whether he pays for sex or not I guess we can agree that he really doesn't need to, there is countless proof of this just by taking a look at many other famous guys. I guess Charlie Sheen does indeed have his charm, otherwise Two and a Half Men wouldn't have been so successful.

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The whole, "I pay them to leave" idea is b/s. The dude pays his wifes best friend 10k to bang her and she's obviously sticking around.

Post: #15

(06-13-2013 04:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Quote:"...He may pay for hookers but he really doesn't have to."

Yep. Remember, Charlie said he pays hookers to leave when he's done, and he has the money. He has the game to pull on his own, but I imagine dude has a libido that's off the charts. When he wants to bang, he orders up some strange at his convenience. I imagine he "dates" the occasional porn star for this same reason - to have her hanging around to bang when he feels like it.

Isn't that way anyone pays hookers, to go away? Hassle-free sex. Somehow I doubt he's sitting around for months wondering if he'll ever get laid.

As far as Sheen...nobody who has been through what he's been through or lived the life he has is completely without game.

Post: #16

Charlie Sheen is a badass!

Post: #17

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/charlie_...peJhlpyrqN

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!

cs.

Post: #18

YES!!!!

Post: #19

Dunno about the conversation, but I don't think using hookers is inherently Alpha or Beta. It really depends on the context and the man's position in the sexual hierarchy in absentia of money.

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(06-17-2013 07:43 AM)Travelsick Wrote:  http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/charlie_...peJhlpyrqN

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!

cs.