Post: #126

Probably. Anyway, I've been reading the forum and recommends to use baking soda deodorant..

Post: #127

(06-13-2013 05:36 PM)soup Wrote:  Probably. Anyway, I've been reading the forum and recommends to use baking soda deodorant..

Be sure to only use the arm and hammer brand.

Post: #128

(06-13-2013 06:09 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(06-13-2013 05:36 PM)soup Wrote:  Probably. Anyway, I've been reading the forum and recommends to use baking soda deodorant..

Be sure to only use the arm and hammer brand.

bout time this thread got a new joke

How about a round of applause for Samseau?

Post: #129

(06-13-2013 06:38 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  

(06-13-2013 06:09 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(06-13-2013 05:36 PM)soup Wrote:  Probably. Anyway, I've been reading the forum and recommends to use baking soda deodorant..

Be sure to only use the arm and hammer brand.

bout time this thread got a new joke

How about a round of applause for Samseau?

I am in agreement with you here, this joke shit is getting seriously out of hand

Post: #130

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bet that soup is gonna go full beta and not bang this chick.

Post: #131

soup has one-itis for this one-armed chick

Post: #132

Just think, if you two LTR you could be her handiman

Post: #133

Don't worry Soup, she'll come around. She probably has trouble juggling more than a couple things at once.

Post: #134

(06-13-2013 08:36 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bet that soup is gonna go full beta and not bang this chick.

perhaps she is not the only one losing her grip

Post: #135

I'm sure she went to college, but I doubt she was ever in the armed forces.

Post: #136

She doesn't seem to be answering my texts. Maybe she's off in AC playing the one armed bandits.

Anyway.. guys, all these posts are clouding my thoughts. I need a little elbow room to get my strategy developed.

Post: #137

After like a week or so of radio silence, the one armed girl texts me out of the blue today

"hey"

I think I'm getting played...

Appears she has the upper hand.

Post: #138

(06-24-2013 12:24 PM)soup Wrote:  After like a week or so of radio silence, the one armed girl texts me out of the blue today

"hey"

I think I'm getting played...

Appears she has the upper hand.

Don't you just wish you could bend her over and fuck her 3-legged doggy style?

Post: #139

I'm going to do that.

Post: #140

Maybe she's not a good texter soup. Must be tough with just one thumb.

Post: #141

(06-24-2013 02:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Maybe she's not a good texter soup. Must be tough with just one thumb.

Actually, I text with one hand.

She could always use her nose or tongue to help.

I want her to crave my dick like she does her missing arm. Size-wise, there isn't much difference anyway.

Post: #142

(06-24-2013 03:23 PM)soup Wrote:  

(06-24-2013 02:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Maybe she's not a good texter soup. Must be tough with just one thumb.

Actually, I text with one hand.

She could always use her nose or tongue to help.

I want her to crave my dick like she does her missing arm. Size-wise, there isn't much difference anyway.

So, your saying you understand the situation at hand?

I am going to hell.

Post: #143

So soup's still in with a chance to bang.

I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Post: #144

Hopefully Soup you'll get her on her hand and knees...

Post: #145

We have tentative plans for wed.

I'm curious to find out if the missing limb is going to change her body chemistry is some way that makes her more sweaty or give off a weird odor.

Again, I gave this girl a higher than average rating when I first got in touch with her (before I knew about her missing limb).

It would be cool if she hit me with her stump.

Post: #146

Hell is waiting for everyone on this thread )

Post: #147

(06-25-2013 03:51 AM)soup Wrote:  We have tentative plans for wed.

I'm curious to find out if the missing limb is going to change her body chemistry is some way that makes her more sweaty or give off a weird odor.

Again, I gave this girl a higher than average rating when I first got in touch with her (before I knew about her missing limb).

It would be cool if she hit me with her stump.

If you're walking somewhere, please position yourself on the stump side and offer her the crook of your elbow to put it through.

What are the tentative plans?

Post: #148

Try to get pics soup!

Post: #149

maybe invite her over and play a 2 player game like Worms Armageddon on your computer

Post: #150

(06-25-2013 06:07 AM)cafedelmar Wrote:  Hell is waiting for everyone on this thread )

Sluts and prostitutes in hell. We will feel right at home.