Post: #76

ROTFLMAO best thread ever so far. I just wish I was in NYC Soup, I'd give you a hand in pulling this slut.

Post: #77

This thread reminded me of this Bugs Bunny cartoon...

Post: #78

(06-07-2013 05:31 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  ROTFLMAO best thread ever so far. I just wish I was in NYC Soup, I'd give you a hand in pulling this slut.

He doesn't need a hand. She only has one to pull her up anyways.

Post: #79

Soup i never git where she was from, does she have the plastic forearm and hand replacement tied around her elbow? Thatd be hilarious. I dont remember a heavy accent or anything,. I think she lived in the west village, but this was last summer too...

Post: #80

(06-07-2013 06:46 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  Soup i never git where she was from, does she have the plastic forearm and hand replacement tied around her elbow? Thatd be hilarious. I dont remember a heavy accent or anything,. I think she lived in the west village, but this was last summer too...

She fits the description that you give.

Give me any info you remember.

Post: #81

Hands down the best thread on RVF.




Ok, I'm all punned out.

Post: #82

(06-04-2013 11:36 AM)soup Wrote:  Here's the real question:

Would you rather bang that chick with out her arm, or a fattie?

I think we'd all agree on the same answer, and that speaks multitudes about just how wrong being fat is.

She better not show up and be a SIF.

Fuck fatties. I'd rather bang a chick with a missing arm. I'd probably even prefer a chick with a missing leg to a fattie.

Post: #83

No real info i just met her out we flirted a lil, she was dancing and her friend was like "she thinks youre cute, you shoild go dance w her" and i was like, maybe in a little cause she wasnt so cute really. Then they told me about the arm and ibwas cracking up, noticed it, and couldnt bring myself to do it. At first i thought itd be hilarious then i t really just grossed me out. She ended up talking w some other guys but left alone w her friend. Nothin crazy

Post: #84

(06-04-2013 11:33 AM)soup Wrote:  Actually the main obstacle is to make sure she knows that I don't have some arm fetish.

Post: #85

Sounds like you were left empty-handed Soup.

Post: #86

(06-07-2013 08:04 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Sounds like you were left empty-handed Soup.

Not necessarily. I think we're still trying to get our arms around the situation.

Post: #87

(06-07-2013 04:44 PM)AlbertoDelMuerto Wrote:  Soup, disabled chicks are usually very nice, I remember screwing a mute girl, and I wish I could find another one.

Uh, you dated a mute girl? How did you let the perfect woman go?

Guys, I really, really want to hook up with a deaf girl in the next year.

No really.

You know what the best thing about hooking up with deaf girls is?

They never hear you coming (cumming).

BAHAHAHAHA


You know what the best thing about dating emo chicks is?

Tears make the best lube.

Post: #88

Only thread I would feel comfortable saying this, but I just found a girl on OkCupid with not one, but both arms missing. Kinda cute too.

Post: #89

(06-09-2013 04:02 PM)TheBlackNarwhal Wrote:  Only thread I would feel comfortable saying this, but I just found a girl on OkCupid with not one, but both arms missing. Kinda cute too.

Post: #90

That's no girl.

That's "Stumpy Mary." Legend has it she went on an OKCupid first date many years ago. She was a chaste girl, but he was a player, and she couldn't help herself. Slept with him after one too many Chardonnays. When she awoke in the morning, she was so horrified at what she'd done that she chewed her own arm off to escape while he slept off his drunk. Died from the blood loss.

Now she haunts online dating sites, looking for lotharios. Men go on a date and get the lay of a lifetime, only to wake up and find they have a bloody stump. Stumpy Mary's apparition floats over the bed, laughing around the arm in her teeth.

Don't believe me? Well here's my OKC profile pic:



Not shown: my other hand is also a hook after I went for the second bang.

Post: #91

Ever get a stump job? Underrated.

Post: #92

Ok, so she reached out to me the other day and told me that her phone got disconnected. She still seems to be holding me at arm's length though.

She wants to hang in the afternoon's but is kind of flaking.

Post: #93

Welcome back soup.

Have you considered cutting off one of her legs? It would make her more symmetrical.

If you go for hand holding kino make sure your on the correct side of her.

Post: #94

(06-11-2013 02:25 PM)soup Wrote:  Ok, so she reached out to me the other day and told me that her phone got disconnected. She still seems to be holding me at arm's length though.

She wants to hang in the afternoon's but is kind of flaking.

No one is better armed to handle this than you Soup!

Post: #95

(06-11-2013 02:25 PM)soup Wrote:  Ok, so she reached out to me the other day and told me that her phone got disconnected. She still seems to be holding me at arm's length though.

She wants to hang in the afternoon's but is kind of flaking.

Soup, your signature makes me think that you're actually serious about this one but all of your recent posts say otherwise. Dammit I have this strange desire to have you post a recap of a stumpy notch!

Also, delicious tacos killed it.

Post: #96

Great thread soup. Two thumbs up from me!

Post: #97

(06-11-2013 02:32 PM)RCron Wrote:  

(06-11-2013 02:25 PM)soup Wrote:  Ok, so she reached out to me the other day and told me that her phone got disconnected. She still seems to be holding me at arm's length though.

She wants to hang in the afternoon's but is kind of flaking.

No one is better armed to handle this than you Soup!

I am serious. I get the vibe that she'd be a lot of fun to hang with. No arm no foul.

Just wish she would firm up with me. I guess I haven't given her a firm time or anything either.

Post: #98

Sounds like you need to get a better grasp of the situation.

Post: #99

before the date make sure to brush your teeth with ARM and hammer baking soda.

Post: #100

I'm going to disarm her LMR.