Post: #26

(05-30-2013 01:37 AM)Laner Wrote:  I did joke with the headhunter that I enjoy meeting women using my charisma (ha game) and I will not be set up with older less attractive women. She responded "of course not, my clients are realistic"

"Realistic" is a subjective, totally undefined term which means nothing, sales people will say anything to make a sale. The more ethical among them will avoid stating a demonstrable lie, which is why she said "realistic" instead of "under 34" which would have been a demonstrable lie.

This give you a chance to think what you want to think ( "realisitc means under 33-34 to get me") despite reality. (all her clients are 38+)

Anyway great story and change to a different subplot, I'm on the edge of my keyboard jockey seat.

Post: #27

This reminds me of how last halloween I meet, and pick up at a bar and take home and totally smash the woman who heads the local chapter of events and adventures.
I consider itself and achievement in its own, as she of all people has heard and gotten tired of every lousy pickup line ever used, etc.
Oh, and she said that the women who work with her in it use it as an easy way to get free unlimited access to men to date. But she kind of abstains from that out of proffesionalism.

Post: #28

any followup on the story?

Post: #29

I went out on my first date last night.

As I wrote before, I do not get to know what the woman looks like (although I found out last night that she gets a picture of me).

The venue was picked for us, in a spot with the worst logistics imaginable. I had to give a nod of acceptance to the challenge of overcoming this cockblock by the agency and went to work.

The woman was actually quite good looking. Someone I would definitely have tried to swoop had we met in a "natural" way. She was exactly the way described to me by the agency, so its good to know that they dont try and bullshit on this. Tall, brunette, pretty, dress, heels, amazing legs. 27yo, Polish/Scottish Canadian from a farm.

The restaurant tries to seat me at a table, but I make a break for the bar. Post up at the wood and my date rolls straight up a second later. I have come from the gym and she from kickboxing so I pound a beer and her a vodka soda. We hit it off right away, no awkwardness. I can tell she is bit nervous as she is rambling a bit but I keep the conversation on track. I order up some tuna tataki and oysters and we have a quick bite, another drink and bounce. On the way out I give her my arm, and she takes it with confidence.

Venue two is across the street from the first place, but has an awesome rooftop overlooking the marina and the city on the other side. We have a cocktail here, and I suggest we bounce again. She agrees.

Now, due to the logistical clusterfuck of the area, I knew that she was likely to be driving. I was tempted to drive, but did not want to have to deal with the scenario of having two cars. So I took the harbour ferry to get there. This was clincher really.

We leave the 2nd venue and I pull her in for a kiss. No hesitation. I pull away and say to her lets ditch your car. She agrees and we drive to a third venue just down the street from her place. One more drink here. I suggest we bounce, get her outside and tell her to take me to her place. She asks "are you sure?" I say "dumb question, lets go".

As soon as she shuts the door to her place I grab her and take her down right there, bent over the table. Next 3 hours were hair pulling, ball smacking dirty, sweaty sex.

Sometimes I cant help but feel sorry for the guys out there who are trying to do this the right way.

1:1 so far. This agency just might be a pimp after all.

Post: #30

Post: #31

(06-19-2013 01:30 PM)Laner Wrote:  I went out on my first date last night.

As I wrote before, I do not get to know what the woman looks like (although I found out last night that she gets a picture of me).

The venue was picked for us, in a spot with the worst logistics imaginable. I had to give a nod of acceptance to the challenge of overcoming this cockblock by the agency and went to work.

The woman was actually quite good looking. Someone I would definitely have tried to swoop had we met in a "natural" way. She was exactly the way described to me by the agency, so its good to know that they dont try and bullshit on this. Tall, brunette, pretty, dress, heels, amazing legs. 27yo, Polish/Scottish Canadian from a farm.

The restaurant tries to seat me at a table, but I make a break for the bar. Post up at the wood and my date rolls straight up a second later. I have come from the gym and she from kickboxing so I pound a beer and her a vodka soda. We hit it off right away, no awkwardness. I can tell she is bit nervous as she is rambling a bit but I keep the conversation on track. I order up some tuna tataki and oysters and we have a quick bite, another drink and bounce. On the way out I give her my arm, and she takes it with confidence.

Venue two is across the street from the first place, but has an awesome rooftop overlooking the marina and the city on the other side. We have a cocktail here, and I suggest we bounce again. She agrees.

Now, due to the logistical clusterfuck of the area, I knew that she was likely to be driving. I was tempted to drive, but did not want to have to deal with the scenario of having two cars. So I took the harbour ferry to get there. This was clincher really.

We leave the 2nd venue and I pull her in for a kiss. No hesitation. I pull away and say to her lets ditch your car. She agrees and we drive to a third venue just down the street from her place. One more drink here. I suggest we bounce, get her outside and tell her to take me to her place. She asks "are you sure?" I say "dumb question, lets go".

As soon as she shuts the door to her place I grab her and take her down right there, bent over the table. Next 3 hours were hair pulling, ball smacking dirty, sweaty sex.

Sometimes I cant help but feel sorry for the guys out there who are trying to do this the right way.

1:1 so far. This agency just might be a pimp after all.

Gentleman and a scholar.

What happens if you never wife any of these girls up seriously? Wouldn't the agency notice you getting your chops spread across all of the city? (srs question)

Post: #32

Quote: What happens if you never wife any of these girls up seriously? Wouldn't the agency notice you getting your chops spread across all of the city? (srs question)

I was thinking about that.

What if I choose not to see this woman again? What if I say the date was good (it was, I like squirters) then am I expected to bow out and "date" this woman from now on? I just want them to keep sending me women of this calibre.

I guess time will tell. The agency expects an update on how everything went.

Should I tell them we drank boulevardiers and knocked her senseless over a table? Haha.

Post: #33

Hell yeah motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!

I think I know the areas where you went with her. Props on overcoming that logistical nightmare. Your city can be a bitch for bitches if you're not from the same district/area of town.

Post: #34

(06-19-2013 09:41 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Quote: What happens if you never wife any of these girls up seriously? Wouldn't the agency notice you getting your chops spread across all of the city? (srs question)

I was thinking about that.

What if I choose not to see this woman again? What if I say the date was good (it was, I like squirters) then am I expected to bow out and "date" this woman from now on? I just want them to keep sending me women of this calibre.

I guess time will tell. The agency expects an update on how everything went.

Should I tell them we drank boulevardiers and knocked her senseless over a table? Haha.

First of all, respect for a Hate-Worthy adventure.

It will be real interesting to see if they keep sending you new women. Would validate the 5-minutes of Alpha theory if they don't complain.

I guess their decision will be based on finances. Will these women complain, or be happy they got some Alpha dick?

Post: #35

I am off of the dating site.

After our date the headhunter called the next day to ask me to "rate the date" and to fish for some improvements. I was honest and straightforward without telling her that my date could deepthroat.

The end of the conversation was a sales pitch. So now I get the business model a little better. She was very reserved on the sale, as our initial meeting was me trying to get the headhunter out for drinks, so she knew that I was unlikely to use their services for anything more than an initial "first date".

When I first talked with the headhunter she had mentioned in passing that she had "a client" that would be good for me. She never mentioned "clients". Not that I would pay anyway, but you get the point.

Well done on their part as well. Strike while the iron is hot, so to speak.

Calling me the next day while my dick is still tingling from the sex the night before. My brain was saying no, while my dick was saying "MORE! MORE!".

They could have hired an escort to "butter" me up. If guys pay upwards of $5000 to sign up, then whats $1000 on a high end escort for a potential client for the night. Hmmmm.

Just to make sure she actually wasn't an escort (ha) I went out with her again. Real deal, just happens that I turn her on and make her into a little slut (she finds this refreshing) and is the right kind of kink (she never knew she liked to be choked).

She said she has trouble falling asleep but after going out with me she cant stay awake and passes out before I even leave and sleeps the whole night soundly.

Adventure over. Too bad. This could have been epic.

Post: #36

Hats off!

Post: #37

I really enjoyed this, respect for following through on the whole thing and bossing it..

Post: #38

Great report man. At least you got something really good out of it and enjoyed it.

Post: #39

Ok this is back on.

I received an email yesterday from the headhunter saying that she wants to set me up with another woman because she got "such excellent feedback on me from the last woman".

Ha. It still boggles my mind that there are doubters/ haters out there. Women just need to get fucked good and proper and they will take a bullet if needed.

Here we go again

Post: #40

I really need to update this thread.

I have just been set up with my 6th date.

So far I am batting 4/5. This really is turning into a pimp game.

The headhunter calls me. Describes the woman in full detail. I say yes or no. I get an email with date, time location. I confirm.

I show up, run standard game, bang.

Next day I get a phone call to rate my experience. Flirt a bit, laugh.

Wait a few weeks and repeat.

So far every woman has been good looking to very good looking. I laughed and shook my head with the last girl. I get to the bar and see my date. A blonde, 7 face, 27yo. She is sitting down, and next to us is a table of 8 guys. We are having a drink and she excuses herself to the toilet. She stands up and walks by me and I crack up. She has the most incredible body I have ever seen. The guys at the table all stopped and watched and I just wink and shrug and smile at my good fortune.

At that point it all just seemed so easy and I knew I was getting that dress off that night.

Post: #41

(11-08-2013 04:12 PM)Laner Wrote:  I really need to update this thread.

I have just been set up with my 6th date.

So far I am batting 4/5. This really is turning into a pimp game.

The headhunter calls me. Describes the woman in full detail. I say yes or no. I get an email with date, time location. I confirm.

I show up, run standard game, bang.

Next day I get a phone call to rate my experience. Flirt a bit, laugh.

Wait a few weeks and repeat.

So far every woman has been good looking to very good looking. I laughed and shook my head with the last girl. I get to the bar and see my date. A blonde, 7 face, 27yo. She is sitting down, and next to us is a table of 8 guys. We are having a drink and she excuses herself to the toilet. She stands up and walks by me and I crack up. She has the most incredible body I have ever seen. The guys at the table all stopped and watched and I just wink and shrug and smile at my good fortune.

At that point it all just seemed so easy and I knew I was getting that dress off that night.

Well played sir! You are making the RVFer's proud! Keep pounding!

Post: #42

Unbelievable this is how the world actually works. Still can't wrap my mind around it.

Very well done.

Post: #43

Well it appears that I am no longer welcome on this dating site.

A few weeks ago I get a call from the agency asking if I would be interested on another date. I tell them that I am busy, but might be persuaded for the right woman. So she goes on to describe my date. Tall, blonde, active, etc, etc (keep in mind all of the women I have been set up with have been at least a 7, classy, etc). Then she says she is 35.

So she asks what I think, and I say that while she sounds lovely, I just do not date older women. Now, I am not dealing with the original headhunter anymore, I am dealing with a woman I have never met. I have only spoken to her twice on the phone, so I have no idea what she looks like.

So she gets defensive right away. So I tell her that it should be in my "file" that I am not interested in older women. She then tells me that she is my age (I am actually 34). I just laugh and say again, while she does sound lovely, I dont want have the time to go out with someone who I could not picture a future with (beta game, I want this agency to continue to pimp for me).

She says she understands, sharply. Thanks me for my time and we ring off. I have heard nothing since.

Its unfortunate. But I really think this is the one thing that women will not be able to get over. I will forever be the guy that challenged them and spoke the unspeakable. I made her face the reality of her own impending wall, and to women who have become gatekeepers (Human Resources, dating agents, etc) this is unacceptable.

Post: #44

This has to be the best approach ever. One approach at whole foods yields lays with 4 different chicks? Every time I try to talk myself out of approaching, I'm going to think of this thread for motivation.

Post: #45

What happened to the original headhunter? Can you complain about your "manager"?

Post: #46

Thanks for linking this thread. Fantastic report.

Post: #47

I'm curious about what physical characteristics OP has that got him approved. Is he white, 6 feet, make 6 figures and have 6 pack abs? I know he has game but a lot of guys have some in Toronto. It's like a prerequisite for getting laid with anything 7+ now.

Post: #48

(01-22-2014 01:06 PM)Laner Wrote:  Well it appears that I am no longer welcome on this dating site.

A few weeks ago I get a call from the agency asking if I would be interested on another date. I tell them that I am busy, but might be persuaded for the right woman. So she goes on to describe my date. Tall, blonde, active, etc, etc (keep in mind all of the women I have been set up with have been at least a 7, classy, etc). Then she says she is 35.

So she asks what I think, and I say that while she sounds lovely, I just do not date older women. Now, I am not dealing with the original headhunter anymore, I am dealing with a woman I have never met. I have only spoken to her twice on the phone, so I have no idea what she looks like.

So she gets defensive right away. So I tell her that it should be in my "file" that I am not interested in older women. She then tells me that she is my age (I am actually 34). I just laugh and say again, while she does sound lovely, I dont want have the time to go out with someone who I could not picture a future with (beta game, I want this agency to continue to pimp for me).

She says she understands, sharply. Thanks me for my time and we ring off. I have heard nothing since.

Its unfortunate. But I really think this is the one thing that women will not be able to get over. I will forever be the guy that challenged them and spoke the unspeakable. I made her face the reality of her own impending wall, and to women who have become gatekeepers (Human Resources, dating agents, etc) this is unacceptable.

A bit of a follow up as its been a couple years.

The original headhunter girl left to go on maternity leave, which was why I was paired with the new chick, the one who took offense to me immediately. I found this out as soon as my original pimptress returned from mat leave. She called me up and asked how things were and wanted to get me hooked up (dates haha) with a few more women to get her list moving, but I would also be dealing with the woman who gave me the boot the year before.

There were a couple of busted dates right off the start and I voiced this. One stands out in particular. I don't know what I was thinking agreeing to the date, I think I just felt seeing how it would go. Jewish lawyer, 31. She complained straight away that her co worker has to drive 1.5hours each way into work in order to afford to live in Vancouver. I told her he was obviously "fecken retarded as I know waitresses who can afford to live here, let alone lawyers". She told me to watch my language, I laughed. Check please, stiffed her for the bill and bolted. It was all the better as I know she walked 45 min in the rain to get there. Lawyers.

Truth is, I think I might have banged my way through the A list back in 2013. Recently there was a very hot Chinese woman who was really strange, yet gave me such a raging boner. Yet about 60% were not bangable.

After I complained about the looks of the woman, after our date when I get a follow up call, I was essentially told "see how you like this one then" in almost a snarky way. So I was curious to see what she meant.

So I am at the bar when this tall, very attractive Chinese chick rolls in. She is dressed like a 'mainland' Chinese girl, if you know the type. One who just has a clothes cannon that shoots out very branded European labeled clothes out in random order. Purple fur collar, spiked heels, colored leggings.... etc. But we got along right away, and we laughing and having fun. She drinks hot water only so I finish my drink and drop my winning line: "I just moved into an office right around the corner, come check it out and give me some design pointers". Into my office and she was on my 'casting couch' in about 3 min.

Super weird girl but hot and lots of funny moments. But she is one of those 'fail at everything' girls, but had seen some fame in Asia so wanted to make it in Hollywood. Hollywood kicked her ass, so now she is trying Vancouver where her parents now live. It was going terribly, but to hand it to her she kept her faith. We hung out a couple more times, but she didn't want to bang in my office or car anymore and then I get a call that said she was joining a buddhist sect and was giving up earthly desire or some shit. She made it sound like it was the most tragic romantic breakup ever, waxing poetic like I was days away from proposing marriage. Classic.

I have some more good ones, but I will leave this for now. Hilarious to read back through the up and down of this adventure. And all this from approaching one chick in whole foods back in the day.

Post: #49

Amusing posts, Laner, what truly was the business model? Wouldn't most guys just do ... what you did?

I always find it funny when I read one of those articles in the Southwest magazine or whatever shit just like that, with Bambi or Brandi or whoever the blonde of the month is there, and they say "for busy professionals"

Hmmm ... good looking busy professionals don't get hit on or have friends who would hook them up in a West where dick is thrown at 5-6s?

"Ahh, you mean OLD professionals" ...

Post: #50

(04-11-2017 11:52 AM)Kid Twist Wrote:  Hmmm ... good looking busy professionals don't get hit on or have friends who would hook them up in a West where dick is thrown at 5-6s?

"Ahh, you mean OLD professionals" ...

I seem to remember reading that Google's Schmidt had assistants who were tasked with going out into the surrounding towns wherever his yacht docked in Europe to find fresh young whores to party with him.

I can grasp the appeal of a slut-matching service for high-powered executives.