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Lol my friend got a GF
I don't understand. How can a guy who is very short, has no money, smells, sells drugs, is a criminal, is not the brightest, smokes and drinks all day and steals money, get a girlfriend?

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Do girls like gangsters nowadays?
07-26-2010 07:26 PM
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has no money but still surviving = baller.
sells drugs and is a criminal = alpha.
smokes and drinks all day = definitely not beta.

makes perfect sense !
07-26-2010 08:26 PM
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Yeah, his bad boy cred sounds through the roof.

If she's hot, then good for him.
07-26-2010 09:24 PM
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too bad it will never last
07-26-2010 10:59 PM
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Social truism number 82: drug dealers always have girlfriends.
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07-27-2010 12:22 AM
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When your whole schtick is not giving a fuck, you're already ahead of most other guys when it comes to what girls like.
07-27-2010 12:50 AM
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Psychopathic killers even get bombarded with marriage offers by crazed women. What's the surprise with your friend?
07-27-2010 03:16 AM
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Damn its G Wink
07-27-2010 05:22 AM
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(07-26-2010 08:26 PM)paultheking Wrote:  has no money but still surviving = baller.

he is 17 and still lives with his parents, that's why he survives, if he were living alone he would have died or be in jail by now rofl
07-27-2010 06:28 AM
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(07-27-2010 12:22 AM)hydrogonian Wrote:  Social truism number 82: drug dealers always have girlfriends.


unless it's Derrick Fo'real

money is powerful...do you think rush limbaugh or glenn beck would pull pussy if they were poor?
07-27-2010 10:00 AM
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Man...dude ain't making bank off dope at 17..he looks like he lives in a 6 bedroom house in Great Falls VA or something.

Point is though, like someone mentioned....he doesn't give a shit about much and probably even less of a shit about his girl. Girls chace he ignores...classic attraction to things you cannot have. Plus at 17 its "cool" that he sells a little weed in his school and seems like the tough, cool, "go to" guy. That shit starts to show its lameness a few years from now.
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07-27-2010 10:11 AM
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People do not desire things just because they cant have them

I can never be president of haiti because i was not born there

i can never bang rosie o donnel

neither can you

do you care?

No. Nor me
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07-27-2010 10:20 AM
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Yeah, I know. He is just doing the girl for fun cause all his gangster friends are doing it
07-27-2010 10:22 AM
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Lumiere those things you do not want..but to a woman, a man that isn't "available" is always attractive no?
07-27-2010 12:58 PM
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RE: Lol my friend got a GF
very short, has no money = you said he's 17, so these things don't really matter at 17.... I'm sure the girl doesn't care..

smells = I don't know about this one... but this is only actual negative thing he has going for him, from what you said

sells drugs, is a criminal, is not the brightest, smokes and drinks all day and steals money = that's exactly why he's got a girl right there... like others said, she's attracted to the fact that he doesn't give a fuck/ is a bad boy, etc....

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07-27-2010 02:12 PM
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RE: Lol my friend got a GF
Yes, today he was talking to the girl on the telephone and I made him ask "does it bother you that I'm a gangster?" she said: "no, i just love it!"

Lol, girls...
07-27-2010 02:22 PM
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girls love pizza hut.
07-27-2010 08:23 PM
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(07-27-2010 08:23 PM)loophole Wrote:  girls love pizza hut.

Would that then make her a "Pizza Slut"? (With a t-shirt reading "Will fuck for pizza," of course.)
07-28-2010 01:31 AM
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Poor girls here don't date the poor honest guy. They want who "owns" the slum. the bigger your weapon, hottest the girl.

Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
07-28-2010 12:09 PM
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I have big weapon....can I get some mrs chocolate?
07-29-2010 11:56 AM
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As someone who works with these tards daily, let me answer that for you. Yes, certian girls LOVE the gansta type. 90% of these girls are there for the drugs/money, the rest for the bad boy persona they love so much or to piss off Mommy and Daddy. The women that go for that type have low self-esteem and more baggage than JFK airport. When homeboy ends up in jail, she'll screw his buddies while claiming to him she's waiting faithfully. Nothing funnier than when inmates brag about their girlfriends and they find out every other homie in the pod 'hit it".
07-29-2010 12:11 PM
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RE: Lol my friend got a GF
After looking at the second picture, I have to ask, Did he rob a bakery? WTF with the big huge basket of baked goods?

and Carmel Communist, YES Rush Limbaugh would still get laid. He's confident in all his opinions and well spoken. Don't forget too he used to abuse painkillers so he's a bad boy too!
07-29-2010 12:20 PM
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LOL no, they are fake things. decor stuff
07-29-2010 12:39 PM
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(07-29-2010 11:56 AM)Rocco81 Wrote:  I have big weapon....can I get some mrs chocolate?

Hahaha... You never seen me before! Who knows if am I "bangable"?

Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
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Well there is a first view to everything minha garota Wink

What are your measurements?
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