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Ok so here’s my adventure in Dubai

I was there for a total of 3 months with a few mini trips back and forth since I left. I was there December to March so perfect time to go if you want to miss the intense heat of the summer
First off just be a little careful about when you book and try to avoid Ramadan which I think starts about the 9th of July until the 7th of August but the dates change ever year as this period would not be best for partying etc.

City
I was working here for 3 months and if I hadn’t I probably would have been bored within a week but the lifestyle of working and living there I really loved. If you are going to come here for a short time then your experience is going to be of hotel hopping, sipping cocktails by a pool, spending time on the beach and partying. Obviously a lot of stuff at the moment is still not built with lots of construction still going on. The city I guess just resembles a big financial area in the desert with a few awesome buildings thrown into the mix.

Things to do
Desert safari for the one day was a blast, they take you in 4x4s and blast you through the desert and then you go to this camp area where you eat and watch belly dancing, ride quad bikes and do a bit of sand boarding. We all had a good day doing this so I would recommend it as a change to living on the beach.

Mall of the emirates, check out the shops and hit the slopes in the indoor ski dome. I have seen indoor ski domes before but not one with a chair lift, awesome place to learn or take a date.
See the fountain display and go up the Burj Khalifa, tallest building in the world.

Go for breakfast at the Burj Al Arab: I went here for evening cocktails but I think they do an earlier time and the view then would be sick. Just check out the Dress code as I remember taking grey trousers in a bag just to get inside then throw them in a bin after to go partying.

Wild Wadi Water Park: be a kid again and go play
Go onto the Palm and head to the Atlantis hotel right at the bottom and check out the place. Has a few things to see and do and the palm is worth checking out. Only place I’ve seen a whale shark in a tank.

Hit the Beach: spend the day at Jumeirah Beach Park, small entrance fee but cool to chill out for a bit.

Getting around: taxis are pretty cheap and you also have the option of the metro

Accommodation: little bit pricey especially if you want to stay in one of the cool hotels. AirBnB seems to have given a lot more options now. And hostel world has a lot more options as when I first came here I’m pretty sure there was only one hostel in Dubai and I stayed there and it was totally shit.

Rules
Yeah you really have to be a little bit careful about what you bring into Dubai. Like for instance I am pretty sure things like sex drugs, Viagra, Kamagra are totally banned like 4 years in jail banned and I had some in my bag as I sometimes use them when I’m propa mortal. Basically make sure you have got a prescription for anything other than head ache tablets.
If you read the reports you will see lots of stuff about people going to jail for kissing in public and it has happened and of course the British couple who had sex on the beach (trust them to be English) but generally I found these rules to make this city the most safest city I have ever been in and also as long as you were in the bars and clubs physical contact was fine. Lots of times I would look around the corner in a club and see a local dude wearing the white traditional clothing and headscarf with 2 Russian girls and a bottle of vodka. Also there are prostitutes everywhere, fuck could not believe it when I first got there and there are about 3 places where you can go which are simply clubs full of whores to take home. Probably the most hypocritical city I have ever been too really.

Generally I think Dubai is a good place to come with a girl, to work there, average to come with a group of lads and bad for traveling solo.

Party - Nightlife
First off you have to go to Barasti beach bar where you can swim in the beach, pools, chase girls during the day then dance the night away with hot girls around you. Really nice place to spend your day, super awesome if you can afford to stay there too.
http://www.barastibeach.com/

The Irish Village: this is underneath the tennis stadium and is actually a good place to meet girls if the night is right, usually on the weekend can be a good place to talk to women before you hit the clubs, it has a really big outdoor area and so it’s not too loud so you can speak. It is a restaurant outside but lots of girls are just drinking and if your forward and have no problems going up to a table of girls then this is a good place. Obviously this is the place to go for St Patrick ’s Day as well and the place goes off.

Zinc Nightclub, Crown Plaza: favourite hang out for the cabin crew girls and a pretty central location to the whole city so worth checking this place out. Not sure how exact this is but one cabin crew girl told me that cabin crew get a discount card for certain bars in Dubai giving them cheaper drinks and zinc is one of them so expect to see them here.

360 degree nightclub: fucking love this place, not the best for swooping as its very small but awesome for dates and for having a good night out. Site below has really good options for chasing skirt.

http://www.timeoutdubai.com/gallery/3955...ZUvEsoVKUQ

Another Awesome location is the Madinat Jumeirah, now this place is like a massive shopping man made hotel complex but done in the Arabic style making it all look pretty cool. Lots of restaurants and some cool bars. Good for a date location is my favourite bar called Bahri Bar which is at the Mina A Salam which is a hotel that you can walk to through the Madinat complex. Bahri only good for date though and not for swooping much.

Girls
Ok so for starts I am not talking about the locals. I can’t remember the exact figures but I think they only account for about 7% and the rest of the people in Dubai are foreigners. Dubai has a lot of teachers working there who range in quality but the really amazing women are going to work for emirates airline. Not sure of the exact figures but I think there are now about 9000 cabin crew guys and girls that are all living in plush sky rises around the city.

The thing I love about the emirates girls are they have all been preselected in their interview process to be tall, slim, beautiful, smart and because it’s one of the few airlines that takes the girls overseas then they pretty much have all arrived to Dubai single. It’s like the bosses have chosen about 6000 perfect wife material girls and brought them to Dubai.

Note: if I could go back in time I would be straight onto the emirates website and applying to work as a male cabin crew guy. Unfortunately I never thought about it until I got there and as I worked as a waiter I constantly saw loads of straight guys coming into the restaurant with 4-6 girls with them. As the female girls said for the straight guys who work there its international buffet. Not just the women aspect but for the lifestyle as well, age limit to work for emirates is ideally under 28 so now I’m too old.

Shagging hours: ok I am not 100% clear on what the deal here is but basically there is a certain time at night like say from 11pm till 3am where you cannot mix sexes in the room, this is not the official law as that is a lot stricter this is more just a thing that the security guys do at the bottom of the sky scrapers that hold all the hot air hostesses. Many times we had to put a note in our hand and bride our way into their buildings, but during the day time it was no problem.

My Experience
Got there with no contacts and no job and after 4 days I was pretty feeling shit and on the phone to my parents saying that this is going really bad and I might come home soon. Then I got a job as a waiter and it all changed. First night on the job I was only running drinks back and forth and this hot aussy cabin crew girl gave me the eye and well I ended up as hers that night, she had to open the fire exit to let me in due to the shagging hours which set off the alarms so then we had to run up to her room.

After that I ended up dating a girl so I didn’t cause too much mayhem but there were as always some highlights. Having an awesome night of hotel hopping and visiting all the cool hotel bars then having sex on the beach at night with this super sexy cabin crew girl.

Dating this super fly Egyptian girl who was a customer where i was working. My boss came out and he was like Jesus look at that girl on that table you have to speak to that, so I played a little read your mind game trick which went well, then she went to the toilet. When she came back I stopped her from sitting down and said
Me:“so hey where are you from, No wait a minute let me guess”
Her: “arh you will never get it”
Me: “turkey”
Her: “nope”
Me: “Tunisia”
Her: “nope”
Me: “OK ok, one more guess, lift your arms up for a sec (then I ran my hands right up from the side of her legs to just under her arms, and she was like WTF and she stepped back) arh your from Egypt”
Her: “what how did you, WTF”
Me: well to be honest I asked your friend while you were in the toilet, but thanks for letting me touch you up that was really really nice”

After that I was pretty much into this girl for the short time I had before I left Dubai. I would say she was a 9.5, a really awesome mix of tradition but also with a slight willing to bend the rules. The 3rd date we were in a bar at the raffles pyramid complex (another cool location) and I just said to her “hey I know you have to get up early so I won’t keep you out late but I would really just love to put a blindfold on you just so your sound and touch senses start to heighten, then I’m going to strip you naked apart from your knickers and you can leave them on all night if you want to, going to take some really nice ice cream and just pour it all over you and…” was slightly expecting to get a slap but she just said “what flavor ice cream do you have.

So never got to have sex with this girl, turned out she was a virgin and keeping that till marriage but she did loving giving oral and was really as passionate as she could be, giving her oral was another thing, she loved it but said that she could not come due to what she said was probably because she was still a virgin.

Saw each other few times more then I left Dubai and went traveling, while in China she had a flight to shanghai and we met up there. When we were fooling around for some reason I just started playing with her arse and she said she liked it so I played some more and put a condom on, just as I was entering her she was like “wait, wait” I was thinking for fucks sake please don’t stop me now but she just wanted to try without a condom which I gladly did. Personally one of the nicest sex sessions I have ever had and I thought this was one of the most passionate, interesting women I have ever met so I thank Dubai for allowing me to meet her as let’s face it, it would probably never happen in Egypt.

Since then I have been back to Dubai a few times as I have been returning from R&R into Iraq and the only memorable time was when I met a really hot girl on couchsurfing in Moscow on my R&R and she was leaving for Dubai for a holiday so I said I would see you there and my company screwed up with my visa when I got to Dubai so I ended up having 5 nights with her. I told her about a place on the beach where I knew we could go and have sex but this time after only 3 minutes into it we got caught by an Indian security guard and I was shitting an absolute brick, luckily he just told us to go home as the beach was private, I then told the Russian girl about the English couple who got in serious shit and she was like OMG but then 5 minutes later we walked to anohter beach and did the same thing behind a boat. Fond memories.

Oh and reading some news report about Egypt recently it was talking about how how it wasn’t that long ago that Egypt banned female circumcision, shit No wonder she could not come.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jun...umanrights

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Good report. On the subject of medicines not to be caught with, it's not always the obvious ones. Codeine will get you slung in prison. Viagra will not. You can buy Clomid over the counter. Crazy rules. I have a list somewhere of all the banned medicines if anyone's going there and wants to be sure they stay on the right side of the law.

I know very little about the girl scene having only had a 2 day stopover in Dubai, but I must say I got quite a surprising amount of eye-fucking just travelling around the city - more than I get in the west. Tagged was pretty good to me for contacts.

Post: #3

You said it's a good place to BYOG (bring your own girl) yet mentioned the shagging hours thing and hotel staff having to be bribed at times to let you go up to the room together at certain hours.

How does that work? I assume living together unmarried is completely illegal.

Post: #4

(05-20-2013 03:57 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  You said it's a good place to BYOG (bring your own girl) yet mentioned the shagging hours thing and hotel staff having to be bribed at times to let you go up to the room together at certain hours.

How does that work? I assume living together unmarried is completely illegal.

I would say it works something along the lines of this

Its illegal for unmarried couples to stay in the same bed as one another but because tourism and foreign workers are so important to dubai the rules are not enforced and non of the hotels would raise an eyebrow for the millions of tourists who go there as couples.

The only time I encountered the shagging hours problem was with the emirates girls (but like I say these are the main girls you will meet) as all of their accommodation had security at the bottom. Im assuming emirates is trying their best to avoid their staff breaking the law as they did already have one scandal where a video emerged of an emirates girl in her cabin crew gear giving head to her boyfriend and I think it caused serious problems.

Hope that makes sense.

Post: #5

You lost me at "shagging hours"
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Post: #6

Nice report. I remember I met a guy from Kenya in Lisbon who was emirates cabin crew and he told me it was an absolute joke how much pussy he was getting. Emirates has something like cabin crew from 100 countries around the world, majority are girls and the girls are hot as. He was with this absolutely smoking hot Argentinian colleague too so couldn't disagree. All they do is party too when on the job or in Dubai.

He was probably exaggerating but he got me so interested that I actually seriously looked into applying to be cabin crew as well. I soon discovered though that for a guy my age who only speaks 1 language fluently it would be virtually impossible so I dropped it pretty quick. Also emirates receive something like 15 000 new applications every month and they only have 9000 working for them.

Post: #7

Any positives in getting employed with Emirates corporate? I did get called once?

Post: #8

Yes, please elaborate on gaining employment with Emirates.

Post: #9

https://www.emiratesgroupcareers.com/eng...01-1184885


above for emirates

http://careers.qatarairways.com/qatarair...earch.aspx

above for qatar

either one would be good as they both have the same situation with all cabin crew staff taken from around the world and living in sky scrapers together in the middle east. They only have interviews in certain places so hopefully if you apply there will be one near you.


Whenever I go for an interview I always do a search for tips to pass it as well and there are many sites on the web about help with the emirates interview like below. If you search even harder im sure you would be able to find some of the questions that they will ask you during the interview.

http://jobera.com/interviews/emirates-interviews.html

http://www.cabincrew.com/forums/how-to-p...s/175242/1

LIke I say, double check the age limit but if your in your 20s I would apply to both of them, yeah it would be better if you speak another language but I would not let that put you off if you only speak one as I did meet guys in dubai who only spoke english I would still apply and I wouldnt worry too much about how many people apply either you can always go to the interview once and fuck up then try again the next year and nail it.

Post: #10

Nice datasheet, thanks!
I'm actually thinking about relocating to Dubai early next year (work in sales/biz development).
I learnt that one can get pretty much anything there with cash, but below 2 points are truly important to me, so need to have:
Good quality red meat/veggies/food in general available (most of the times I will be eating out, but for the time I eat at home I will definitely cook)
Gyms where they teach MMA/Muay Thai (don't want to cease my trainings, so twice a week is a must)


What is the habit with accomodation there? Do employers provide it (so I don't have a chance to pick my location), or there is a housing allowance?

I already checked out that booze is available, though expensive.
I'm also curious to see if a foreigner can easily buy/own a car there (some 2nd hand, don't see a purpose in taking credit on it), and if it's easy to get rid of it once I decide it's time for me to fly.
Anything else I should prepare myself to (Dubai specifically)?

Extra question: If I go there, what could I bring for sell from Europe (arbitrage)? Extra cash is always welcome.

Post: #11

Wow them are some tough questions

food yeah its same as anyway they have full supermarkets that super quality food and lots of smaller markets, lots of meat and good veg.

Muay thai search for the ones below, I think they may be able to help you

team nogueira dubai

Pride Fitness
Suites 9 & 10, The Curve Building, Sheikh Zayed Access Road, Al Quoz 3
Dubai UAE
Get Directions

As for accommodation Im only talking with my limited knowledge on this one, I was provided accommodation, I would think that if you get the job before you arrive in dubai so baically a big company sponsoring you and asking you to go to work there that they would provide accom but if you just turn up and look for a job it could be a little different.

Booze prices are not too bad a lot cheaper then where i am now in Marrakech, posh places are expensive as everywhere but after I think 3 months of residency you are allowed to get a license to buy alcohol from the limited shops and the prices are ok.

Dont think its a problem to get a car as long as you have the correct visa which your going to need anyway to work there, 2nd hand cars should be easy to purchase. My friend was a waiter there and he had a car and he was from Ireland.

Mate Im just being honest the information here is just to the best of my ability as its a while since I worked there,

Im not sure about things from europe but other things to consider just be super careful about arriving there with any medications in your belongings as some things may need prescription and without it you could get in trouble if checked which is rare but not worth risking and just bear in mind ramadan and check when it starts and also might not be best to arrive when its middle of summer as you might hate the place.

Also Dubai is not for everyone like so if you are applying for residency you may want to take a holiday there first and see what you think, lots of people dont like dubai, i did but also wouldnt want to live there forever.

Post: #12

Much appreciated, thanks Mango!
Will check out that info on MT.
I don't plan to live there permanently, just to cash in for 6-12 months and keep going to South America later on. I'm curious to see how it goes, and ready to take the risks associated (as long as my basic requirements are met).
Of course I would assure to get a job before hand, so visa and all the permits would be cleared.
And in case of bringing stuff, I already know what to avoid, but what, if any, take - electronics? minor jewelery? Some other stuff?
Once again, many thanks!

Post: #13

I must say the laws in dubai surely keeps me highly uninterested as I fear I'd be one of those guys who somehow fucks up...

The thing that amazes me is when these same party goers are in OTHER CITIES it's as if they never lived under such laws. I know there are always "gray areas" but muslim countries with such laws are one place I don't even want to bother with and that's coming from someone who would POSSIBLY be interested in checking out places like Beirut, Instanbul and Dubai.

Post: #14

Hi guys I wanted to know how popular is online dating there ? Cupid, POF, Tinder ? am mostly an online dating guy.

Post: #15

Great report. Trying to save up enough to fly there for a couple weeks. I know a girl who became an Emirates airhostess after she graduated. She was easily the most beautiful girl in her sorority but she's a complete plain-Jane compared to her fellow candidates. I definitely want to meet her friends IRL.
I went to Dubai with my family back when I was 14. Most guys have zero game (FOB Indians and Filipinos, Arabs who don't usually date outside their social circle and race). This makes for horny women who aren't getting enough and dating dynamics which are heavily in favor of guys with good game (or should I say, more heavily than other places).
Problem's that its expensive to maintain a player lifestyle with college student money, so I'd have to save up a lot before I go. But if you have the $$$ and game, you should visit. You won't regret it.

Post: #16

Just want to say one thing about the sex on the beach issue. The English couple caught on the beach having sex and put into prison was not because they were having sex.

It's an infamous story but that's how it got spun outside of Dubai and made news.

I was there during the time it happened and lived down the road from that beach. They were having sex but the same thing happened as it did with you: the security came to move them on without a fuss.

But, since the couple were wasted, the girl got lairy and started mouthing off to the security guard. Then she took off her shoes and started throwing them at the security guard. He called for help from other guards and the whole thing escalated from there.

They have a low tolerance level with alcohol there. If you're paraletic drunk and get into a taxi, they'll take you straight to the police station. If you're mouthing off to people because you're drunk, or if you get frisky in the back of a taxi and being disrespectful, that'll get you into trouble.

(12-13-2013 07:25 AM)metalhaze Wrote:  Hi guys I wanted to know how popular is online dating there ? Cupid, POF, Tinder ? am mostly an online dating guy.

According to a mate who lives out there still, Tinder is all the rage.

Post: #17

I wanted to share my own experience from a couple of days in Dubai.

Pros

- Dubai works with little hassle, taxi drivers don't scalp, no crazy pollution, tons of roads and infrastructure

- It's so easy to get girls of Tinder, must be THE easiest place for Tinder I have been to

- Diversity is big here with these groups mostly being Indian, African, Philippines and Russian but I think you can have a girl from any country in the world in this city

- expect to get laid by 25+ year old professionals from all over the world, these girls work 6 days a week but if they come out on a date usually they want sex that night, there is little left for you to do

Cons

- Barely any girls during day and night - this is the place you go into a hotel pub and there are 50 guys and not a single non-pro girl; that must be the worst ratio ever

- your best bet for daygame are the malls on Friday and Saturday afternoon (the weekend days here), Dubai Mall and Mall of Emirates are good and huge

- I have not found a nightgame venue with a ratio lower than 5:1 and I checked several of the places above

- Ratios in general are messed up with batteries of Indian day laborers are staring at girls the whole day

- some girls have been here for a while and have developed bitch shields and LMR

- high-end competition is fierce with dudes come in supercars and huge wallets

- public transportation is almost all Indian males and older Filipino girls (or maybe I took the wrong routes)

- it is not easy to get laid by 7+ girls here - they just have too much choice and it's hard even to look at one in a week or two

Strategy

Unless you have existing social circle in Dubai go straight to internet/ app dating.

Pipeline a bit and hit the dating sites before/ when you arrive. WeChat also works well here.

To hit on tourists go to Jumeirah Public beach (near Burj Al Arab) and Jumeirah Beach Park - at the weekends there might even be some locals that you only see on Tinder. The malls seemed finicky to me with times with lots of girls and times with none, not sure why.

My whole experience felt much like a US cities - just more black and Indian/ Filipino girls.

If you do well on Tinder usually - you will do well here too. Daygame and Nightgame are rough though.

The rumor is that the local arab girls are very interested in casual sex (anal sex before marriage, since they must be 'virgins') but it isn't easy to break into this sector. I haven't found a way and I'm not sure it's worth it.

Post: #18

(11-22-2014 05:54 AM)Mumbojumbo Wrote:  I wanted to share my own experience from a couple of days in Dubai.

Pros

- Dubai works with little hassle, taxi drivers don't scalp, no crazy pollution, tons of roads and infrastructure

- It's so easy to get girls of Tinder, must be THE easiest place for Tinder I have been to

- Diversity is big here with these groups mostly being Indian, African, Philippines and Russian but I think you can have a girl from any country in the world in this city

- expect to get laid by 25+ year old professionals from all over the world, these girls work 6 days a week but if they come out on a date usually they want sex that night, there is little left for you to do

Cons

- Barely any girls during day and night - this is the place you go into a hotel pub and there are 50 guys and not a single non-pro girl; that must be the worst ratio ever

- your best bet for daygame are the malls on Friday and Saturday afternoon (the weekend days here), Dubai Mall and Mall of Emirates are good and huge

- I have not found a nightgame venue with a ratio lower than 5:1 and I checked several of the places above

- Ratios in general are messed up with batteries of Indian day laborers are staring at girls the whole day

- some girls have been here for a while and have developed bitch shields and LMR

- high-end competition is fierce with dudes come in supercars and huge wallets

- public transportation is almost all Indian males and older Filipino girls (or maybe I took the wrong routes)

- it is not easy to get laid by 7+ girls here - they just have too much choice and it's hard even to look at one in a week or two

Strategy

Unless you have existing social circle in Dubai go straight to internet/ app dating.

Pipeline a bit and hit the dating sites before/ when you arrive. WeChat also works well here.

To hit on tourists go to Jumeirah Public beach (near Burj Al Arab) and Jumeirah Beach Park - at the weekends there might even be some locals that you only see on Tinder. The malls seemed finicky to me with times with lots of girls and times with none, not sure why.

My whole experience felt much like a US cities - just more black and Indian/ Filipino girls.

If you do well on Tinder usually - you will do well here too. Daygame and Nightgame are rough though.

The rumor is that the local arab girls are very interested in casual sex (anal sex before marriage, since they must be 'virgins') but it isn't easy to break into this sector. I haven't found a way and I'm not sure it's worth it.

Did you get any notches?
I tried tinder in Dubai, lots of good talent, but none of them matched with me. Only matched with the filipinos maids LOL

Post: #19

(11-22-2014 06:04 AM)CimbomluBkk Wrote:  Did you get any notches?
I tried tinder in Dubai, lots of good talent, but none of them matched with me. Only matched with the filipinos maids LOL

The first 3 days I had just 2 matches. When I left after 8 days I had 25. 4 notches in 8 nights just from tinder.

Things started slow but it really ramped up and quality wasn't bad. Every girl was from a different country.

Post: #20

Nice datasheet. I'm in the midst of planning NYE celebrations and Dubai somehow came up. I looked it up and realized it is going to be pure mayhem. Anyone in Dubai now, have their ear to the ground regarding NYE?

Post: #21

I think this video is pretty fucking awesome. Not sure how it was put together but pretty impressive.

Post: #22

Gonna be there next week. Helpful data sheet.

Post: #23

(11-22-2014 04:16 PM)Mumbojumbo Wrote:  

(11-22-2014 06:04 AM)CimbomluBkk Wrote:  Did you get any notches?
I tried tinder in Dubai, lots of good talent, but none of them matched with me. Only matched with the filipinos maids LOL

The first 3 days I had just 2 matches. When I left after 8 days I had 25. 4 notches in 8 nights just from tinder.

Things started slow but it really ramped up and quality wasn't bad. Every girl was from a different country.

I'll be there this year from March 15-23. My Tinder is deactivated but I'm activating it again for this trip.

And to the OP, nice datasheet. Anticipating this trip already.

Post: #24

Eh, I want to leave this place already. Just not my thing. I'm here with a girl, so sex is already there. For those coming, I recommend not staying in Bur Dubai, as there is not much to do here. Marina or Downtown is better, provided you can afford it. 360 Degrees looks like a cool venue, but it's a huge pain in the ass to get to from Bur Dubai, and then I will have to cab it back because the Metro does not run that late.

Post: #25

I'm considering a trip. Isn't Bur Dubai right next to downtown? Or did you mean the "city center". I'm contemplating staying in the Marina... But there are an endless number of cheaper hotels in downtown. these are all inconvenient?

(02-26-2015 09:20 AM)Menace Wrote:  Eh, I want to leave this place already. Just not my thing. I'm here with a girl, so sex is already there. For those coming, I recommend not staying in Bur Dubai, as there is not much to do here. Marina or Downtown is better, provided you can afford it. 360 Degrees looks like a cool venue, but it's a huge pain in the ass to get to from Bur Dubai, and then I will have to cab it back because the Metro does not run that late.