Post: #1

Met this girl from Match. She smelled like my grandmother.

Very cute tho... Anybody else dealt with this? I wanted to tell her. Felt like if i gave her a makeoever she could be extremely hot. Couldn't deal with it so i ended the date short. When i dropped her off she says, "hope to hear from you soon."

Post: #2

Did her breath smell like scallions?

Post: #3

(05-07-2013 01:41 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Did her breath smell like scallions?

Kind of like kimchi which is fine. My ex's breath had that too. lol

Post: #4

dude koreans live off of garlic and kimchi better get used to the smell. I love that shit (well cooked kimchi smells like shit) source: 3 korean roommates and their girlfriends.

maybe buy her a cheap-ish perfume (wasthisbeta)

or tell her all about how you got some new toothpaste and its the bomb

or tell her you have a baking soda fettish and dump that shit all over her

Post: #5

Quote:or tell her you have a baking soda fettish and dump that shit all over her

Post: #6

(05-07-2013 01:46 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  or tell her you have a baking soda fettish and dump that shit all over her

Post: #7

Bad breath is a killer. A lot of it stems from the stomach. Rotting undigested foods.

I had a knock out ten once who had bad breath. Puerto Rican swim suit model.

When I was done kissing her I would always smell my upper lip and it would smell like her breath. I couldnt take it anymore so I stopped talking to her. She also had inverted nipples. Really weird.

To this day my boys are like, "yo I don't know why you didn't wife that!?"

When I tell them it was because of her breath they don't believe me.

Looking back I should have done what western said. Give her some peroxide and baking soda and tell her to swish it around. Tell her she has bad breath. Probably a good qualifier too.

Post: #8

(05-07-2013 04:23 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  Bad breath is a killer. A lot of it stems from the stomach. Rotting undigested foods.

I had a knock out ten once who had bad breath. Puerto Rican swim suit model.

When I was done kissing her I would always smell my upper lip and it would smell like her breath. I couldnt take it anymore so I stopped talking to her. She also had inverted nipples. Really weird.

To this day my boys are like, "yo I don't know why you didn't wife that!?"

When I tell them it was because of her breath they don't believe me.

Looking back I should have done what western said. Give her some peroxide and baking soda and tell her to swish it around. Tell her she has bad breath. Probably a good qualifier too.

It was more the smell all around her. It was a weird old woman perfume.

Post: #9

(05-07-2013 04:23 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  I had a knock out ten once who had bad breath. She also had inverted nipples.

So without the inverted nipples.... she'd be an 11

Post: #10

You could try to smell like her yourself, and then it wouldn't bother you.

Post: #11

(05-07-2013 04:23 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  I had a knock out ten once who had bad breath. Puerto Rican swim suit model.

Unfortunately, Puerto Ricans have a reputation for having bad breath.

https://www.asu.edu/courses/css335/Dental2.htm

Post: #12

asians have mediocre oral hygene at best and never fucking use deodorant.

Post: #13

Never had this problem with Korean girls in the States, and I've been with a few. They always had top-notch hygiene all over.

Post: #14

FOB is a.different story

Post: #15

(05-08-2013 08:44 PM)clever alias Wrote:  FOB is a.different story

I don't know, maybe I just got lucky. Never been to Korea, but would've loved to try it when I was single. Had a funny story with a Korean girl in NY once, posted it on another thread:

--------------------------------------------------------

"How I Became Famous in South Korea Without Ever Stepping Foot in the Country" by Sabra

Some years ago my roommate and I met a couple of Korean girls at some bar in Koreatown in New York City. End up taking them home the same night. Both of them were fine, plastic surgery, real nice.

We ended up putting them on the rotation. The 4 of us would hang out once or twice a week, hit some bars or clubs, restaurants, whatever, and they'd always come back to our place.

The girls were a little shady though. They said they worked in a nail salon, but it was clear they had money. They'd insist on paying half the time when we went out, plus at one point one of them showed up with a Benz and the other cruised around in a Land Rover. They didn't care either, would let us drive their cars whenever we wanted to. Obviously they weren't just on a nail salon salary.

Come to find out, one of the girls was a famous radio talk show host in Korea. She'd been living in NY for a while, and would do online broadcasts back to Korea from time to time. The talk show was all about sex and relationships, and guess who was the subject of the last few weeks broadcasts...yeah, yours truly.

The girls were pretty freaky too, and real good at taking commands. After they finally told us about the radio show, they said the ratings had gone through the roof since they started sharing our stories.

So that's the story of how my roommate and I became famous in S. Korea without ever going there. We enjoyed those girls so much I ended up searching out a few more Korean girls after that. In NY I always found them to be hot and down to party. I can't vouch for the girls in South Korea, but was always anxious to visit and give it a try.

Post: #16

If she is cute and tame I see no biggie. Just tell her to shower, shave and gargle in that order!

I have said this to 2 girls before and they reply with sarcasm sometimes like 'yes sir!' ' yes boss' or similar inane hamsterisms but they do it anyway. It's all good.

Post: #17

Girls from the big cities or who were raised properly know how to use a toothbrush and deodorant. Some of them just don't smell though, even with no deodorant.

I think the curliness and coarseness of their hair is related to how much they smell.

Post: #18

You're not her dentist. Now you have to brush her teeth for her? What's next? Wipe her ass? Next her and move on.

Standards gentlemen, standards.