Post: #1

Like any good future corrupt politician, I'm going to join an orginization of which I don't give a shit about-The Knights of Columbus- and other groups of brotherhood as well. This is aHoneypot operation that will create business opportunities.

   

I'm confident I can pull this off on my own, but I like to know what I'm getting myself into before I jump in. That's why I've come to ask you Machiavellian MF's to help me pull this off. Now, I know all about their Fish Fry Friday's, their under the table affiliation with local Boy Scout troops, and their love of blackjack. What I don't know is how they think and operate. I need to know what these people talk about (Their Wives? Jesus?) What do they do in their spare time, where do they shop for clothes(Dillard’s?), and if they have a secret handshake. Something I can talk about that will make them love me and give me their money.

I doubt anyone on this forum is in TKoC, but maybe there are people familiar with this cult and their way of life.

ps: I'm also looking to join some other groups, like racquet ball, biking, tennis, and golf. These will be easy to work
What are some other groups or organizations I could infiltrate and extract business from?

Post: #2

(04-29-2013 09:21 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Like any good future corrupt politician, I'm going to join an orginization of which I don't give a shit about-The Knights of Columbus- and other groups of brotherhood as well. This is aHoneypot operation that will create business opportunities.


my grandpa does it, it's easy as pie, show up to a few events and get promotions














I'm confident I can pull this off on my own, but I like to know what I'm getting myself into before I jump in. That's why I've come to ask you Machiavellian MF's to help me pull this off. Now, I know all about their Fish Fry's Friday's, their under the table affiliation with local Boy Scout troops, and their love of blackjack. What I don't know is how they think and operate. I need to know what these people talk about (Their Wives? Jesus?) What do they do in their spare time, where do they shop for clothes(Dillard’s?), and if they have a secret handshake. Something I can talk about that will make them love me and give me their money.

I doubt anyone on this forum is in TKoC, but maybe there are people familiar with this cult and their way of life.

ps: I'm also looking to join some other groups, like racquet ball, biking, tennis, and golf. These will be easy to assimilate to.

What are some other groups or organizations I could infiltrate and extract business from? I am falling in love with the idea of using my game skills to make money for myself.

Of course, if i help some people along the way then that's cool too. I'm only 82% psycho.

Post: #3

Don't do it.

You need to be a mason. They got a lot more pull. You can't be a mason if you're in the knnights of colombus.

Aloha!

Post: #4

One of my friends became a Freemason a year or two ago.

Maybe he can get me in.

He says I have to attend a local lodge dinner. Then they will give me a petition which I need to get 5 master masons to sign it. Then I'll get voted in if they like me.

I wonder if it's worth the time this will take.

Post: #5

Well, I'm assuming you're at least Catholic. Why are you so cynical about exploiting them, though? All you're talking about is business networking. There's nothing fiendish or satanic about it, so why pretend?

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Post: #7

(04-29-2013 09:21 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  What are some other groups or organizations I could infiltrate and extract business from?

Go for and whatever animal fraternities there are in your town:
Eagles
Moose
Elks
Check them all out and tour them, and pick the best one for your needs. As long as you don't get drunk or declare what changes you'll make once you're elected President before your membership vote, you shouldn't be blackballed. They're all starving for fresh blood.

Plus, as non-profit fraternal organizations, they don't pay taxes on their booze. Strong drinks, cheap.

Meet your clients at your private members-only club for a DHV, ply them with cheap strong booze, and your contracts will get signed.

Post: #8

There's a suprising number of fraternities out there:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gen...uth_Africa

Post: #9

What's special about masons? The one dude I know who is a mason is the biggest loser I know. And that is not an exaggeration.

Post: #10

(04-30-2013 05:37 AM)j r Wrote:  What's special about masons?

They do a lot of theater. They have these "allegorical rituals", which can be simple or elaborate theatrical pieces, depending on the budget of the Lodge. Having your own private theatrical productions used to be a big draw. In the age of television, and now on demand video, less so, but they're still fun.

For men with daughters coming of age, they also run some cotillions and Father-Daughter dances that are legion. People will join just to get their daughters in those.

Other than that, they raise a lot of money for charities. Pancake breakfasts to help hospitalized children. Hoop Shoots for homeless shelters. In some cities they fund vision and hearing tests for school children, and for grade school children with speech and language disorders, pay for speech therapy.

Plus, if you're a Shriner, you get to ride those mini-motorcycles in parades while wearing a fez.

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