Post: #1

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/commen...ficult_is/

There are so many things wrong with this

Post: #2

I actually called it after the imagination started kicking in.. Good to know sex is a privilege fatties miss out on

Post: #3

Quote:Well I've lost 250 pounds since the last time I had sex. British hookers are fucking expensive.

Worth it for that. Otherwise... shudder. I did briefly date an obese girl in high school and the sex was horrible. This brought back terrible, terrible memories.

Post: #4

Quote:MY girlfriend is obese (300lbs+), I'm average (about half her weight or less). I just keep "slipping out" in most positions besides missionary. Positions like doggystyle are near impossible to accomplish without losing your 'groove' because you need to keep your mind on not pulling out too far. Also I've had my junk 'bent' a few times too many. Its never pleasant.

Quote:once I popped out of my gf and she came down and crushed my junk and it made a terrifying snapping noise. I was soooo scared...scarred for life really...

Quote:Someone I knew in high school sprained his dick that way

Quote:Same thing happened to me once. I slipped out and she came down hard and I heard a very loud SNAP. I was immediately concerned that I broke something and basically just curled into a ball. I ended up being fine but for a few minutes I was convinced I had done serious damage.

This just in: apparently intercourse with fat chicks is not only disturbing and generally undesirable for most, but also actually dangerous-these females are regularly breaking and/or spraining men's dicks.

Unbelievable.

Post: #5

And then the whales chime in...

Quote:I get a bit tired when I'm on top... mostly my legs get tired if I'm in the "squat" position (e.g. reverse cowgirl).

If he's on top and tries to put my ankles up on his shoulders, his belly squishes my belly which then squishes my titties and they kind of push up onto my throat and make it difficult to breathe. I don't want to die being suffocated by my own titty fat during sex.

Doggy is a clear winner, and quite conveniently my favourite anyway.

This also just in: sex with the obese female is not only generally undesirable for most and dangerous to the dicks involved, but also actually a hazard to the obese themselves!

Post: #6

(04-28-2013 07:53 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  And then the whales chime in...

Quote:I get a bit tired when I'm on top... mostly my legs get tired if I'm in the "squat" position (e.g. reverse cowgirl).

If he's on top and tries to put my ankles up on his shoulders, his belly squishes my belly which then squishes my titties and they kind of push up onto my throat and make it difficult to breathe. I don't want to die being suffocated by my own titty fat during sex.

Doggy is a clear winner, and quite conveniently my favourite anyway.

This also just in: sex with the obese female is not only generally undesirable for most and dangerous to the dicks involved, but also actually a hazard to the obese themselves!

This just in: Fucking fatties is bad for your self-esteem AND your willy. Back to you Tom.

Post: #7

I knew a guy who broke his dick and had to go to the ER after porking a porker.

I was a virgin at the time and it legitimately scared me about having sex.

Post: #8

Quote:My bf and I are both obese, but under 300lbs (...yay...) if that puts it into perspective. The issues we face mostly relate to things getting in the way, like my butt. For instance, penetrating me while spooning pretty much can't happen because my butt is to big. Also problems with me being on top: for one, I can't hold the squat position for terribly long before my thighs start to burn. Also stomach tends to flop when bouncing up and down, which is embarrassing for me. Also when he's on top, I need him to hold himself up a bit because the weight of him+ his stomach (where he carries his weight) makes it hard to breathe, especially if he tries to kiss me at the same time. If we were both fit, I could be on top for longer, I wouldn't feel like suffocating when he's flat-out laying on top of me, he could pick me up, and apparently he'd gain possibly an inch or more with weight loss.

Quote:"I can't hold the squat position for terribly long before my thighs start to burn"
You don't really need to be in the squat position to be on top though. I did a fantastic illustration to show you what I mean.

Quote:I am classified as Morbidly Obese, (i'm 96kg with a 36" waist) And my partner is at optimal weight. He says sex with a fat girl like me is easy because he doesn't have to use too much energy to thrust, He just bounces off me and uses gravity to go back in...

Quote:We were doing it on average once a month and when we did it, yea it was somewhat difficult. The only precise way we could do it was her on top, but she was somewhat obese as well so it was painful, but I could still manage to concentrate on the feeling of sex enough to finish. If we did it missionary, my knees constantly slid back, causing me to fall flat and unable to keep my dick in. I prefer doggy, but this was difficult as well. Mostly because she was a few inches taller than me, because of this her ass was higher, so she had to lay a little flatter so I was at the right level, which caused her to slide. Either that or I had to put pillows or something beneath me so I was elevated properly. Not to mention my stomach was in the way. . . it became more trouble than it was worth to mentally and physically fight to do it . . .Anyway, 2 and 1/2 years into our marriage she started sleeping with my skinny friends and left me with herpes and our 2 year old to care for full time.

Now I can see where the demand for these condoms comes from

Post: #9

The thought of fat people fucking disgusts me on a visceral level.

I know they're people and they have their own lives and such, but it's just nothing I want to read or think about.

Sort of like the in-your-face gay dudes with their gay lifestyle.

Post: #10

Nigel, tons of new material for your blog!

Post: #11

Fatties are trying to become amoebas.

Post: #12

Nature is not politically correct. Nature engages in fat shaming.

Post: #13

This was something I always wondered about in disgust. But since it was such a disgusting thing to think about, I never put much thought into it. After reading this, I never want to think about it again.

Post: #14

Quote:I weigh 395-415 pounds. It fluctuates with eating habits. Formerly I was 575 pounds. She weighs 210 pounds formerly 300 pounds. Sex was a little more difficult when we were both bigger, mostly we'd do some oral and then a few positions. I was still able to penetrate from the front and doggy, but doggy was difficult and I couldn't go very deep. Since losing weight, we can do more positions, like we can both be laying down and I can penetrate her and we rock back and forth. I can straddle one leg while holding another etc. We're not trim enough yet to where she can ride me, but we're slowly getting there. We have what I would consider a pretty healthy sex life, doing it 3-5 times a week.

FTFY

Everything of relevance is right there.

Post: #15

(04-28-2013 07:40 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

Quote:MY girlfriend is obese (300lbs+), I'm average (about half her weight or less). I just keep "slipping out" in most positions besides missionary. Positions like doggystyle are near impossible to accomplish without losing your 'groove' because you need to keep your mind on not pulling out too far. Also I've had my junk 'bent' a few times too many. Its never pleasant.

Quote:once I popped out of my gf and she came down and crushed my junk and it made a terrifying snapping noise. I was soooo scared...scarred for life really...

Quote:Someone I knew in high school sprained his dick that way

Quote:Same thing happened to me once. I slipped out and she came down hard and I heard a very loud SNAP. I was immediately concerned that I broke something and basically just curled into a ball. I ended up being fine but for a few minutes I was convinced I had done serious damage.

This just in: apparently intercourse with fat chicks is not only disturbing and generally undesirable for most, but also actually dangerous-these females are regularly breaking and/or spraining men's dicks.

Unbelievable.

I remember reading that in Dennis Rodman's autobiography(same thing happened to him when he was having sex on a Boat)

Post: #16

Again I am left wondering. Why are people fucking fat chicks? Haven't they heard of internet porn????

The only people who suffer through this are those who have being brainwashed by society into thinking any pussy is better than none.

It is the ultimate in betatude and pussy pedalisation. Weak minds like these really annoy me...