Post: #1

Are any of you toilet seat hitlers like myself?

I could swear growing up it was always my mom and sister bitching at me to put down the toilet seat now the majority of girls that I have been hanging out with dont know how to put the toilet seat down after using the toilet.

When I ask them why they dont put the toilet seat down they just come up with some "I dont know why" answer. I thought it was just another memorized trait for most people like putting your seat belt on when you get in the car but I guess I am wrong.

Post: #2

(04-28-2013 06:19 AM)murrb Wrote:  Are any of you toilet seat hitlers like myself?

I could swear growing up it was always my mom and sister bitching at me to put down the toilet seat now the majority of girls that I have been hanging out with dont know how to put the toilet seat down after using the toilet.

When I ask them why they dont put the toilet seat down they just come up with some "I dont know why" answer. I thought it was just another memorized trait for most people like putting your seat belt on when you get in the car but I guess I am wrong.

I think they're referring to the seat with the hole, not the actual cover seat. They don't want to touch that icky toilet seat, and don't want to sit on the rim when they piss. I always use a piece of tp as a barrier when I touch it, and always put the cover down before I flush.

Most chicks have awful personal hygiene, ever notice how messy they are? I read a study where observers sat in public restroom stalls, men's and women's rooms, to note how many people washed their hands when someone else was in the room. The figure was about 8/10 men, and 6/10 women. Then, the observers would pull their feet up to make the stall appear empty. When the subjects felt as if they were alone, the number of people who washed was 6/10 men, and 2/10 women.
This happens to be why I always use a paper towel when I open the door...

Post: #3

I always put the lid down after I use it, before flushing. Something that seems to be beyond most women.

You'd think that after all that bitching about leaving it up they'd appreciate cleanliness and put the damn seat down, but noooo. I think they just want to bitch. The best part is my position is immediately defensible so for once they get to be on the other side, being scolded. They don't like it one bit.

Post: #4

I've been concerned sometimes when biting s girl's ass, thinking if the part where my mouth is has been exposed to the toilet seat. As far as I'm aware, most girls squat when using public toilets.

With my own restroom use I'm a clean freak, tp on the seat, flush a twice incase it clogs, wait for water to go hot, use paper towel for doors, if no paper towel then I use my wallet to pry open the door.

Post: #5

(04-28-2013 02:22 PM)augen sehen Wrote:  I always put the lid down after I use it, before flushing. Something that seems to be beyond most women.

You'd think that after all that bitching about leaving it up they'd appreciate cleanliness and put the damn seat down, but noooo. I think they just want to bitch. The best part is my position is immediately defensible so for once they get to be on the other side, being scolded. They don't like it one bit.

Flushing causes vapors of whatever you're flushing (shit, piss and assortment of vaginal discharges) to land and settle on all bathroom contents, especially toothbrushes.

   

Post: #6

I nearly created this se thread a couple of days ago when Isat down on a public toilet seat that was covered in piss.


My reaction

Post: #7

I dont touch anything inside a restroom without a piece of paper in my hand to cover. I don`t ever sit on a toilet seat either when I take a shit. Thank you for letting me share this!

Post: #8

(04-29-2013 01:38 AM)The Pirate Wrote:  I dont touch anything inside a restroom without a piece of paper in my hand to cover. I don`t ever sit on a toilet seat either when I take a shit. Thank you for letting me share this!

I usually won't touch anything in a public restroom either after I've washed my hands. Sometimes I'll use a paper towel to open the door. This is usually when I'm not drinking though. As far as taking a crap in public, I'll only do it in very clean bathrooms and then lair the seat twice with TP.

Post: #9

Sigmund Freud would have a thing or two to say about this thread...

Just use your elbow to open doors. They're actually introducing new doorknobs in public restrooms here that are intended to be open with your arm/elbow.

But excessive use of paper towels and TP doesn't only hint at anal retentiveness it's also unmanly. Oh no, urine, how dreadful, vaginal discharge you say?Grossness, why hasn't anyone come up with an ass condom yet you can wear when using public washrooms?

Any of you ever been to India? Maybe I'm being a bit harsh here with you guys, but if you opened up to a psychiatrist about this... let's just say restroom issues are really quite telling and indicative of certain personality traits.

It's weird though, given how many people are appalled by public restroom hygiene... I really wonder who the people are that manage to piss all over the floor or take a crap half on the seat. It don't quite compute does it? It's like one extreme or the other. Just being civilised is apparently too much to ask for.

Post: #10

(04-29-2013 03:11 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

(04-29-2013 01:38 AM)The Pirate Wrote:  I dont touch anything inside a restroom without a piece of paper in my hand to cover. I don`t ever sit on a toilet seat either when I take a shit. Thank you for letting me share this!

I usually won't touch anything in a public restroom either after I've washed my hands. Sometimes I'll use a paper towel to open the door. This is usually when I'm not drinking though. As far as taking a crap in public, I'll only do it in very clean bathrooms and then lair the seat twice with TP.

Funny thing is there's as much bacteria on a typical office desk or keyboard or your smartphone screen as there is a public restroom.

Post: #11

(04-29-2013 03:55 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(04-29-2013 03:11 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

(04-29-2013 01:38 AM)The Pirate Wrote:  I dont touch anything inside a restroom without a piece of paper in my hand to cover. I don`t ever sit on a toilet seat either when I take a shit. Thank you for letting me share this!

I usually won't touch anything in a public restroom either after I've washed my hands. Sometimes I'll use a paper towel to open the door. This is usually when I'm not drinking though. As far as taking a crap in public, I'll only do it in very clean bathrooms and then lair the seat twice with TP.

Funny thing is there's as much bacteria on a typical office desk or keyboard or your smartphone screen as there is a public restroom.

Yeah, it's more of a mental thing I guess. I'm not saying I won't touch anything at all. But for example after I wash my hands I'll use the tissue I dried my hands with to open the door. The idea of a dude touching his dong and then touching the handle of the door I'm opening after washing my hands, doesn't make me feel like my hands are clean. Maybe it makes no difference, but I I just don't like doing it.

Post: #12

(04-29-2013 03:55 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(04-29-2013 03:11 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

(04-29-2013 01:38 AM)The Pirate Wrote:  I dont touch anything inside a restroom without a piece of paper in my hand to cover. I don`t ever sit on a toilet seat either when I take a shit. Thank you for letting me share this!

I usually won't touch anything in a public restroom either after I've washed my hands. Sometimes I'll use a paper towel to open the door. This is usually when I'm not drinking though. As far as taking a crap in public, I'll only do it in very clean bathrooms and then lair the seat twice with TP.

Funny thing is there's as much bacteria on a typical office desk or keyboard or your smartphone screen as there is a public restroom.

Yeah, but one person has been touching my keyboard, and that would be me, not a hundred other people who could be sick, etc. Or kids, kids are living Petri dishes.

Post: #13

They say that the first stall is always the cleanest since everyone always goes to the back. It would be smart to put a "nest" down so you can see if someone pissed or shit on the floor. Other than that your skin is a natural barrier against diseases.

Post: #14

*InternationPlayboy we are on the same page here!

Might sound excessive but I clean my hands before I touch my dick in a public restroom. Think about all the guys that doesn`t clean their hands before and after, and all the nasty germs that is on flushbuttons, doorhandles and taps? I will stick with this routine until the day I die, and God forbid if I can`t do it myself one day, I`ll hire a beauty to open the door and hold my Willy while I take a piss. If she is lucky I might talk dirty to her to...

Post: #15

This is at my very clean condo that they dont put down the toilet seat. I'm talking about the lid part that covers the whole toilet. I dont see any reason why you wouldn't put it down! I guess I'm a little ocd sometimes.