Post: #201

I'll spice this up with betas from Meet Me

   

   

   

Post: #202

DJ HeartFeelings

Post: #203

Smittens

Post: #204

I wish I hadn't looked through this thread. I feel sick and angry. When did men become such little bitches?

Post: #205

(10-16-2013 11:43 AM)Mike5055 Wrote:  I wish I hadn't looked through this thread. I feel sick and angry. When did men become such little bitches?

It's one of my favorite threads. Shit is hilarious.

Post: #206

(07-03-2013 01:20 AM)Vice Wrote:  Bump

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I just caught this. I'm 50% sure I know this guy. If he weren't wearing the hat, I think I would be 100% sure one way or the other.

Post: #207

This beta reminds me of some conservative RVFers whenever they go on their "liberal agenda" rant.

Post: #208

You are not ready for this, no one is

Post: #209

Well I don't have a really good gif to give you guys but I vaguely remember once when I was banging this Mexican broad. Her parents and little brother didn't like me, he was a b1tch. Anyway, one day after a BJ session at her house in her room with her parents in the kitchen (it was a small house), the door bell rings. We finish up and I open the door and there is this short little Mexican dude there holding a HUGE bouquet of flowers and chocolates. She comes to the door and says

"Oh, Pablito!!! Is this for me?"

Dude will not even look me in the face. She says "this is my new boyfriend 'Badwolf'". Guy doesn't look away from her and just nods.

"Ok thanks, do you want to come in?"

Dude nods again.

He sits at the kitchen table and we go back in her room, she finishes me off and guy is still waiting in the kitchen, never acknowledges me. She tells me that every Sunday at 11:35 or something he shows up on the dot with a gift of some kind. So I can't speak Spanish right, but I love me some chocolate, so I pop open the box and start eating them and he just keeps on staring at her. Later he brings some guys around to the house (family home) with bibles in hand to talk to my gf about the 'choices' she is making in her life. It was really entertaining...that guy brings food with him whenever he comes over...I think it was right around the day of the dead cause I remember lots of candy. She was a low 7 at most.

A different night with a different girl in Puerto V, we went to a taco place with my gf's friend (who wanted to fvck me... but thats another story). So we are all sitting there and I'm flirting pretty hard with this new girl. So this Coca-Cola comes over with a bow tie on it. I didn't have any money, my gf was buying for all of us. So I look back and there's this douchey looking guy at the bar and he gives a little wave, so I wave back, pop it open and chug it. 4 waiters show up with this guy and they are red faced, they start yelling shit at me... and we have to leave for some reason, as we are walking out I grab both broads and kiss my gf hard and this guy goes bananas and starts smashing shit inside the restaurant.

Turns out he was the owner. She was a low 8.

On different nights, her family had various suitors come around to try and dissuade her from seeing me, which only made her more horny. Her father owned a 5 star resort in PV and I use to eat every other meal there at the buffets after bangin her. Was great... couldn't understand why the old man didn't like me, I was a nice guy.

One night we were in an Indian restaurant back in Canada and it was my gf's bday. The restaurant brings over a small cake and this Indian guy like walks up to us and asks me what I gave my gf for her bday. I tell him that I got her this dinner. He exclaims very loudly that a girl like her needs to be treated very special and that I don't know what I'm doing. He then pulls $50 bucks out of his pocket and gives it to her. She doesn't know whether to accept it or give it back. I said "fvck, keep it man!" so she thanks him and we go back to eating. Dude comes by again and drops his number and says if 'we' ever need anything to give him a call. I grab it and say thanks and that I'll definitely be calling him. He shoots me this evil glare and then he offers to buy my gf a drink, she politely refuses. He gets a bit more insistent and apparently he's some kind of regular because the restaurant owner comes over and tells him to lay off.

We leave the restaurant and later that night she buys me a pizza and takes me to a nightclub.

---

Same girl, starts giving private Spanish lessons to make some money. One day she meets this 60 y/o guy named Roy. Dude starts tipping her $30 extra after every lesson and leaving weird little comments on her facebook page. Then he buys her a book and its got all this sexual poetry. I say "Hey wtf are you doing for this money!?! You better drop this douche bag". She gets extremely defensive and says she won't and that nothing is going on. Later when she goes back to Mexico, he is offering to buy her flight home, car etc etc. 2 months later we broke up and he is still on her face book asking how things are going. I kind of think that they fvcked, maybe not though.

If I remember some more, I'll post them. Men are fvckin stupid and I am immensely enjoying this thread. When my gf got that 50 bucks my jaw just dropped... I was like WTF is going on? Maybe I was the stupid one... Looking back on a lot of this sh1t, I mean guys just do some stupid ass things to get women's attention... nice guys in particular are rude as fvck and think they need to save every girl out there.

Post: #210

Oh my god that video for Katie is the worst thing I've ever seen since I saw that 27 year old dude going out with that fat OAP. Fucking hell.

Post: #211

Massive lulz at badwolf's story. Mexicans are VERY secular. You will RARELY see a mexican woman with a man different than them.

Mexicans can be HUGE alphas or EXTREME betas. Trust me, i know. I have a sister who makes bad life decisions. She has 5 kids, with another on the way. She has GROWN MEN arguing over her ass on Facebook.



It would be funny if it wasn't so goddamn sad...

Post: #212

Post: #213

Damn this thread is hilarious and stomach churning all at once. I had to go and spend some time on the blackknight thread just rebalance my psyche, followed by machete.

Post: #214

(12-14-2013 05:12 PM)Andoran Wrote:  

Okay you're right, I wasn't ready for that at all. Everything in this thread was super funny so far, but this? No, this is just downright disturbing...

Post: #215

^^^The boy in that video is wanting to be Zach Braff/JD from Scrubs. He fucking makes me sick... OH and he's a performer/actor

Surprise fucking surprise...

Post: #216

(12-15-2013 02:30 AM)BadWolf Wrote:  Well I don't have a really good gif to give you guys but I vaguely remember once when I was banging this Mexican broad. Her parents and little brother didn't like me, he was a b1tch. Anyway, one day after a BJ session at her house in her room with her parents in the kitchen (it was a small house), the door bell rings. We finish up and I open the door and there is this short little Mexican dude there holding a HUGE bouquet of flowers and chocolates. She comes to the door and says

"Oh, Pablito!!! Is this for me?"

Dude will not even look me in the face. She says "this is my new boyfriend 'Badwolf'". Guy doesn't look away from her and just nods.

"Ok thanks, do you want to come in?"

Dude nods again.

He sits at the kitchen table and we go back in her room, she finishes me off and guy is still waiting in the kitchen, never acknowledges me. She tells me that every Sunday at 11:35 or something he shows up on the dot with a gift of some kind. So I can't speak Spanish right, but I love me some chocolate, so I pop open the box and start eating them and he just keeps on staring at her. Later he brings some guys around to the house (family home) with bibles in hand to talk to my gf about the 'choices' she is making in her life. It was really entertaining...that guy brings food with him whenever he comes over...I think it was right around the day of the dead cause I remember lots of candy. She was a low 7 at most.

A different night with a different girl in Puerto V, we went to a taco place with my gf's friend (who wanted to fvck me... but thats another story). So we are all sitting there and I'm flirting pretty hard with this new girl. So this Coca-Cola comes over with a bow tie on it. I didn't have any money, my gf was buying for all of us. So I look back and there's this douchey looking guy at the bar and he gives a little wave, so I wave back, pop it open and chug it. 4 waiters show up with this guy and they are red faced, they start yelling shit at me... and we have to leave for some reason, as we are walking out I grab both broads and kiss my gf hard and this guy goes bananas and starts smashing shit inside the restaurant.

Turns out he was the owner. She was a low 8.

On different nights, her family had various suitors come around to try and dissuade her from seeing me, which only made her more horny. Her father owned a 5 star resort in PV and I use to eat every other meal there at the buffets after bangin her. Was great... couldn't understand why the old man didn't like me, I was a nice guy.

One night we were in an Indian restaurant back in Canada and it was my gf's bday. The restaurant brings over a small cake and this Indian guy like walks up to us and asks me what I gave my gf for her bday. I tell him that I got her this dinner. He exclaims very loudly that a girl like her needs to be treated very special and that I don't know what I'm doing. He then pulls $50 bucks out of his pocket and gives it to her. She doesn't know whether to accept it or give it back. I said "fvck, keep it man!" so she thanks him and we go back to eating. Dude comes by again and drops his number and says if 'we' ever need anything to give him a call. I grab it and say thanks and that I'll definitely be calling him. He shoots me this evil glare and then he offers to buy my gf a drink, she politely refuses. He gets a bit more insistent and apparently he's some kind of regular because the restaurant owner comes over and tells him to lay off.

We leave the restaurant and later that night she buys me a pizza and takes me to a nightclub.

---

Same girl, starts giving private Spanish lessons to make some money. One day she meets this 60 y/o guy named Roy. Dude starts tipping her $30 extra after every lesson and leaving weird little comments on her facebook page. Then he buys her a book and its got all this sexual poetry. I say "Hey wtf are you doing for this money!?! You better drop this douche bag". She gets extremely defensive and says she won't and that nothing is going on. Later when she goes back to Mexico, he is offering to buy her flight home, car etc etc. 2 months later we broke up and he is still on her face book asking how things are going. I kind of think that they fvcked, maybe not though.

If I remember some more, I'll post them. Men are fvckin stupid and I am immensely enjoying this thread. When my gf got that 50 bucks my jaw just dropped... I was like WTF is going on? Maybe I was the stupid one... Looking back on a lot of this sh1t, I mean guys just do some stupid ass things to get women's attention... nice guys in particular are rude as fvck and think they need to save every girl out there.

Kindda reminds me of this time I was with this chick that I was fucking at the house of a former fuck. They were both in the shower doing each other and this little guy rolls upstairs to the former fucks room. I'm just chillin there so I tell the guy to wait a minute. Go into the shower and I'm like "hey former fuck there's some little dude here to see you." then the current fuck was like "why don't you get in with us" so we had this 3some for like half an hour while this guy was in the other room probably listening to it for a chick that I know he was there to impress.

Post: #217

(12-20-2013 12:34 PM)birdrussell Wrote:  

(12-15-2013 02:30 AM)BadWolf Wrote:  Well I don't have a really good gif to give you guys but I vaguely remember once when I was banging this Mexican broad. Her parents and little brother didn't like me, he was a b1tch. Anyway, one day after a BJ session at her house in her room with her parents in the kitchen (it was a small house), the door bell rings. We finish up and I open the door and there is this short little Mexican dude there holding a HUGE bouquet of flowers and chocolates. She comes to the door and says

"Oh, Pablito!!! Is this for me?"

Dude will not even look me in the face. She says "this is my new boyfriend 'Badwolf'". Guy doesn't look away from her and just nods.

"Ok thanks, do you want to come in?"

Dude nods again.

He sits at the kitchen table and we go back in her room, she finishes me off and guy is still waiting in the kitchen, never acknowledges me. She tells me that every Sunday at 11:35 or something he shows up on the dot with a gift of some kind. So I can't speak Spanish right, but I love me some chocolate, so I pop open the box and start eating them and he just keeps on staring at her. Later he brings some guys around to the house (family home) with bibles in hand to talk to my gf about the 'choices' she is making in her life. It was really entertaining...that guy brings food with him whenever he comes over...I think it was right around the day of the dead cause I remember lots of candy. She was a low 7 at most.

A different night with a different girl in Puerto V, we went to a taco place with my gf's friend (who wanted to fvck me... but thats another story). So we are all sitting there and I'm flirting pretty hard with this new girl. So this Coca-Cola comes over with a bow tie on it. I didn't have any money, my gf was buying for all of us. So I look back and there's this douchey looking guy at the bar and he gives a little wave, so I wave back, pop it open and chug it. 4 waiters show up with this guy and they are red faced, they start yelling shit at me... and we have to leave for some reason, as we are walking out I grab both broads and kiss my gf hard and this guy goes bananas and starts smashing shit inside the restaurant.

Turns out he was the owner. She was a low 8.

On different nights, her family had various suitors come around to try and dissuade her from seeing me, which only made her more horny. Her father owned a 5 star resort in PV and I use to eat every other meal there at the buffets after bangin her. Was great... couldn't understand why the old man didn't like me, I was a nice guy.

One night we were in an Indian restaurant back in Canada and it was my gf's bday. The restaurant brings over a small cake and this Indian guy like walks up to us and asks me what I gave my gf for her bday. I tell him that I got her this dinner. He exclaims very loudly that a girl like her needs to be treated very special and that I don't know what I'm doing. He then pulls $50 bucks out of his pocket and gives it to her. She doesn't know whether to accept it or give it back. I said "fvck, keep it man!" so she thanks him and we go back to eating. Dude comes by again and drops his number and says if 'we' ever need anything to give him a call. I grab it and say thanks and that I'll definitely be calling him. He shoots me this evil glare and then he offers to buy my gf a drink, she politely refuses. He gets a bit more insistent and apparently he's some kind of regular because the restaurant owner comes over and tells him to lay off.

We leave the restaurant and later that night she buys me a pizza and takes me to a nightclub.

---

Same girl, starts giving private Spanish lessons to make some money. One day she meets this 60 y/o guy named Roy. Dude starts tipping her $30 extra after every lesson and leaving weird little comments on her facebook page. Then he buys her a book and its got all this sexual poetry. I say "Hey wtf are you doing for this money!?! You better drop this douche bag". She gets extremely defensive and says she won't and that nothing is going on. Later when she goes back to Mexico, he is offering to buy her flight home, car etc etc. 2 months later we broke up and he is still on her face book asking how things are going. I kind of think that they fvcked, maybe not though.

If I remember some more, I'll post them. Men are fvckin stupid and I am immensely enjoying this thread. When my gf got that 50 bucks my jaw just dropped... I was like WTF is going on? Maybe I was the stupid one... Looking back on a lot of this sh1t, I mean guys just do some stupid ass things to get women's attention... nice guys in particular are rude as fvck and think they need to save every girl out there.

Kindda reminds me of this time I was with this chick that I was fucking at the house of a former fuck. They were both in the shower doing each other and this little guy rolls upstairs to the former fucks room. I'm just chillin there so I tell the guy to wait a minute. Go into the shower and I'm like "hey former fuck there's some little dude here to see you." then the current fuck was like "why don't you get in with us" so we had this 3some for like half an hour while this guy was in the other room probably listening to it for a chick that I know he was there to impress.

Was this the guy?

Post: #218

I think I like this new meme:

Post: #219

Post: #220

(01-02-2014 10:43 AM)Double Salad Wrote:  

I don't get it. What is Beta-ish or White Knight-ish about a woman running from someone and (intentionally or not) falling to her death?

Post: #221

(01-02-2014 12:15 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(01-02-2014 10:43 AM)Double Salad Wrote:  

I don't get it. What is Beta-ish or White Knight-ish about a woman running from someone and (intentionally or not) falling to her death?

Its a reaction of the horror that is in this thread...

Post: #222

Whooooooooosh! Haha!

Post: #223

LMFAO! sorry I couldn't embed the video.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnPJ3GY...ata_player

When you act like a bitch.....
Even his approach is extremely awkward.
Not saying she should get away with it but I doubt he'll press charges.

Post: #224

My award for the beta of the century goes to Bruno mars for his hit song:

To give me all your love is all
I've ever asked cause what you don't understand, is

I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya ( yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same.



If my body was on fire, oh you'd watch me burn down in flames.
You said you loved me you're a liar cause you never, ever, ever did baby!

But darling I'll still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby; but you won't do the same.
No, you won't do the same,
You wouldn't do the same,
Ooh, you'll never do the same.
No, no, no, no.

Post: #225

Repulsive.






http://www.theguardian.com/science/antar...hake-video