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http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-man-re...-his-colon

Chinese Man Requires Emergency Surgery After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up His Butt Gnaws Through His Colon
Neetzan Zimmerman
A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying.

Happily, surgeons who worked through the night to extract the fish from the man's gut were able to save his life.

Shockingly, the eel survived the ordeal as well, though it didn't stick around for long.

One Japanese news outlet reports that the story of the man's misadventure has generated much conversation in his native land, along with many "LOLs."

It seems the Guangdong province resident was attempting to imitate a scene from an X-rated film he was watching, but the eel proved more slippery than anticipated.

Three years ago, a similar story took a decidedly unfunny turn after a Chinese man was badly injured by an eel that was inserted into his anus by his friends as a prank. He later succumbed to those injuries.

More recently, a man in New Zealand arrived at the hospital with an eel the size of an asparagus sprig stuck inside of him, but doctors refused to say how it got there.

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There's a video out there with a Japanese girl gets a funnel put in her ass and another girl puts a bunch of baby eels in it

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(04-09-2013 11:21 PM)houston Wrote:  There's a video out there with a Japanese girl gets a funnel put in her ass and another girl puts a bunch of baby eels in it

link pls

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http://www.mikeisgod.com/videos/eels-in-the-ass

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(04-09-2013 11:42 PM)houston Wrote:  http://www.mikeisgod.com/videos/eels-in-the-ass

WTFFFF? That is some completely fucked up shit. I couldn't even make it through the full video.


The bigger question is, how did you find that video? What were you searching for when you came across that?

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^Not even gonna click on it. Just hearing the description has scarred me forever.

Massive respect to those brave souls who can watch that.

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It's all across the internet. I think it was on efukt or one of those sites when I stumbled on it years ago.

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(04-10-2013 12:28 AM)TheSlayer Wrote:  

(04-09-2013 11:42 PM)houston Wrote:  http://www.mikeisgod.com/videos/eels-in-the-ass

WTFFFF? That is some completely fucked up shit. I couldn't even make it through the full video.

SPOILER ALERT




Dont tell me you missed the end when the other girl ate the eel after it came out of the girls ass.

Serious question how much do you think those girls were paid to do that? How much of a role did drugs like coke play a role in getting them to do that?

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@Bacon, I skipped to the end and saw her eating it. Didn't know it came out of the girl's ass. Thanks for letting me know. Appreciate it.

I don't know how much they were paid but does that even matter? Yeah, it must have taken a lot of coke or meth or whatever the fuck those girls do.

What I wanna know is who really watches those videos? If they are making it, there must be some sort of market. What's the pleasure in any of this?

MY SPOILER ALERT: TO OTHER FORUM MEMBERS, IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK

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Not clicking. I've never gotten how some people can actually get off to stuff like that... animals, shit, etc. And really, I don't think I want to get it. I'm not really phased watching one of those radical Jihad videos where some poor bastard gets his head chopped off, but animals up the butt?!??

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Eh it's whatever I didn't think it was that scarring. I'd rather see that than someone being killed or mutilated. I never understood the fucked up shit the Japanese do though.

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Google 'BME Pain Olympics' if you want to see the worst internet video. 2 Girls 1 Cup and 1 Man 1 Jar have nothing on that video. Recently saw it and it's fucked up. Not clicking any of this shit anymore.