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Here are some of the highlights from today's trending topic on twitter, #howtokeepawomanhappy

#HowToKeepAWomanHappy Wake her up to a long good morning text expressing your feelings...Let her start her day off with a smile"

Retweeted 6681 times

"#howtokeepawomanhappy always remind her how beautiful she is."

"Be there, where & whenever she needs you. #howtokeepawomanhappy"

"#HowToKeepAWomanHappy Remember the small things about her. When you do that, it shows her you're actually listening to her and you care."

"#HowToKeepAWomanHappy make her feel beautiful everyday, not just when she gets all done up"



Of course, then there was my personal favorite -

"#howtokeepawomanhappy Trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it."

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Quote:Retweeted 6681 times

The most retweets I've had was around 500.

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"make her feel beautiful feminine everyday, not just when she gets all done up"

Well that one was nearly accurate.

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I'm too lazy to look it up, but maybe this nonsense was tweeted and re-tweeted by women?

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I didn't quote anything that wasn't originally tweeted by a guy, but yes, many of the re-tweets could have been from girls.

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Keep food and water bowls clean, change water daily. Reward for good behavior. Frequent walks, and go to the park at least once a week. Talk to her, even though she doesn't understand your words she will understand your tone.

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(04-07-2013 06:00 PM)HoustonRookie Wrote:  Retweeted 6681 times

Beta sells.

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(04-08-2013 10:26 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 06:00 PM)HoustonRookie Wrote:  Retweeted 6681 times

Beta sells.

Bought with beta bucks while subsidizing alpha fucks.

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Out of all the things I fear when I wake up in the morning, the idea that every guy would have become an alpha male overnight is not one of them.

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Hypothetically, what would happen if all of a sudden:

a) all men turned alpha?
b) all men turned beta?

How would our interactions with women change?

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(04-09-2013 08:05 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  Hypothetically, what would happen if all of a sudden:

a) all men turned alpha?
b) all men turned beta?

How would our interactions with women change?

We'd all end up killing each other for the chance to breed, regardless of whether we all turned alpha or beta. In the long term, the opposite would have to occur to create an evolutionarily stable population of humans.

Post: #12

(04-08-2013 07:43 PM)dvjackson Wrote:  Keep food and water bowls clean, change water daily. Reward for good behavior. Frequent walks, and go to the park at least once a week. Talk to her, even though she doesn't understand your words she will understand your tone.

The amount of similarity between a good woman and a good dog is astounding and obviously politically incorrect but definitely true.