Post: #26

I knew a guy who married a Manaus non-pro girl. He then hacked into her e-mail a few years into the marriage and read e-mails between her Brazilian lover and his wife talking about how much she enjoyed being fucked in the ass by him during her last trip home, and how boring/miserable her life was in the US.

Post: #27

(06-27-2010 02:22 AM)kindredspirit Wrote:  I knew a guy who married a Manaus non-pro girl. He then hacked into her e-mail a few years into the marriage and read e-mails between her Brazilian lover and his wife talking about how much she enjoyed being fucked in the ass by him during her last trip home, and how boring/miserable her life was in the US.

LMaooooooooooo.....yeah you gotta watch your heart dating those latin american honey's...they will rip that shit out of your chest...you can not underestimate the power of a green card/u.s. citizenship...Man I would never bring a b-girl to the u.s....

Post: #28

(06-27-2010 02:22 AM)kindredspirit Wrote:  I knew a guy who married a Manaus non-pro girl. He then hacked into her e-mail a few years into the marriage and read e-mails between her Brazilian lover and his wife talking about how much she enjoyed being fucked in the ass by him during her last trip home, and how boring/miserable her life was in the US.

lmao...my god

north american honeys will do that to you too though...

lesson: hack that email early

Post: #29

(06-27-2010 10:05 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  lesson: hack that email early

Better lesson: Don't bring them home.

Post: #30

Sad thing is, after he discovered his wife getting ass fucked by a Brasileiro and got divorced, she somehow managed to Jedi mindtrick him into paying for her university back in Brazil + living expenses until she finishes.

So at the end of the day, he got cuckholded like a naive gringo AND paid for his ex-wife to get educated while she got her bunda waxed in the apartment he was paying for.

Last I heard, he was working 9-5 in some US suburb for a cargo container company and dreaming of moving to Curitiba somehow.

Post: #31

(06-28-2010 09:40 AM)kindredspirit Wrote:  Sad thing is, after he discovered his wife getting ass fucked by a Brasileiro and got divorced, she somehow managed to Jedi mindtrick him into paying for her university back in Brazil + living expenses until she finishes.

So at the end of the day, he got cuckholded like a naive gringo AND paid for his ex-wife to get educated while she got her bunda waxed in the apartment he was for.

Last I heard, he was working 9-5 in some US suburb working for a cargo container company and dreaming of moving to Curitiba somehow.

thats some next level jedi shit...like darth vader

he needs a good friend to manslap him until he grows a spine... until then, running off to curitiba will be akin to serving himself up on a platter in the lionesses den...

Post: #32

It's the ass fucking that makes this a good story.

Post: #33

(06-26-2010 08:37 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

(06-24-2010 10:25 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

(06-24-2010 06:02 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  I told them VP...

and I'm always affraid of dying some... I rather ironing.
Are you saying you're one of them, hein Chocolatinha? Sera? Sera? rsrsrs...

I can handle myself.
I'm not keen of laundry, because my clothes are delicate (some need to be washed by hand) I rather iron... So, if I find a man who can wash the clothes while I iron them, wash the dishes after dinner I will be happy. I think that man could help us and have more time to "have fun"

Funny she should say that. I actually enjoy doing dishes. I find the sound and the warm water relaxing. I have a dishwasher machine but prefer to do them by hand. I don't like doing laundry though.

Post: #34

I've dated four Brazilian girls so I thought I'd chime in on whether they are the best girlfriends.

Some context - they were all middle class, grew up in the big cities and I dated them outside of Brazil.

First of all, they knew how to eat like a woman, walk like a woman and generally were nice and feminine.

They were extremely affectionate. Constant hugs and kisses. Every time I saw them they would jump me and I would have to kiss for like 5-10 minutes. I actually grew to like this after first being annoyed by it.

I would call them low maintenance. They did not require me to spend a lot of money on them. They genuinely enjoyed the little things like taking a bike ride, picnic, barbecue, sun tanning or just watching a movie. We'd travel together and I didn't need to get a nice hotel.

I did not find them to be flakey. They were always late but they did what they said they were going to do.

They all fell in love real quick. Within a month you really start to feel them falling in love. You have to be careful not to let a casual relationship escalate because they all wanted serious boyfriends.

They said Brazilian guys are assholes, self-centered, cheat a lot - so there was a preference for foreign men.

I think if you treat a Brazilian girl like you would an American girl your return on investment is much greater. They appreciate being treated well and don't take it for granted because they know what Brazilian dudes are like.


Cons: They have all been jealous almost to a crazy extent. You can't look at other girls when your Brazilian gf is around.

My takeaway - yes, I think that they make the best girlfriends.

Post: #35

(06-28-2010 06:16 PM)Lief Wrote:  I've dated four Brazilian girls so I thought I'd chime in on whether they are the best girlfriends.

Some context - they were all middle class, grew up in the big cities and I dated them outside of Brazil.

First of all, they knew how to eat like a woman, walk like a woman and generally were nice and feminine.

They were extremely affectionate. Constant hugs and kisses. Every time I saw them they would jump me and I would have to kiss for like 5-10 minutes. I actually grew to like this after first being annoyed by it.

I would call them low maintenance. They did not require me to spend a lot of money on them. They genuinely enjoyed the little things like taking a bike ride, picnic, barbecue, sun tanning or just watching a movie. We'd travel together and I didn't need to get a nice hotel.

I did not find them to be flakey. They were always late but they did what they said they were going to do.

They all fell in love real quick. Within a month you really start to feel them falling in love. You have to be careful not to let a casual relationship escalate because they all wanted serious boyfriends.

They said Brazilian guys are assholes, self-centered, cheat a lot - so there was a preference for foreign men.

I think if you treat a Brazilian girl like you would an American girl your return on investment is much greater. They appreciate being treated well and don't take it for granted because they know what Brazilian dudes are like.


Cons: They have all been jealous almost to a crazy extent. You can't look at other girls when your Brazilian gf is around.

My takeaway - yes, I think that they make the best girlfriends.

where outside of brazil did you find these women?

Post: #36

But was the husband fucking the shit out her as well (anal included) ?

Post: #37

I dated one that I met in the US for a while and i must say Lief is spot on. They can be awesome gf's, but the biggest issue i had was they always wanted to be together. things like a guys night out or just some time to yourself get very difficult. Lief is correct in that they are just as happy doing things that cost little/nothing as they are going to an expensive dinner. As a whole they are much more responsible w/money then they American girls i've dated.

Post: #38

I've dated 3 Brazilian so far and common points are

- very religious
- very affectionate
- porno stars in bed. and yes they like it in the ass
- jealous
- strange. like they would disappear during a few days then come back

so conclusion:
i wouldn't date a brazilian girl seriously. they love too much being fucked that I can't imagine any of them just stuck to one dick the rest of her life

Post: #39

I have never found the Brazilian girls to be "very" religious. However, they are certainly against abortion so guys have to be careful not to get their girls knocked up.

It's an interesting point that Julio26 makes about dating a girl that loves to be fucked a lot.

First of all, I can say that I learned a lot from Brazilian gf's. I had to perform at a much higher level to keep them satisfied. 40 minute bang sessions (not incl. foreplay) were expected. The ol' ten minute pump was not appreciated by the Brazilian gf's yet I've never heard an American girl complain.

So are girls who enjoy sex more likely to cheat on you?

I think I'll have to open that up to the panel. Maybe Roosh can write a post.

My experience is that cheating comes from a) girls who are still in their party phase of life b) girls who are not getting enough attention

You can bet your bottom dollar that a Brazilian girl will have a few cocks in her past that she loved. If those dudes come around again, it would be easy for them to bang your girlfriend again.

However, let's not forget that Brazilian girls are generally not slutty. I have had 1 one night stand with Bzns whereas with Canadians and Americans it's a joke to have a one night stand. I suspect that North American, British, Australian girls have far more sexual partners than Brazilian girls. So with a Bzn girl you don't have to worry that she sucked off eleven frat guys at one party.

Post: #40

Very true Lief, it takes a while to bang a Brazilian girl. they dont drink like Americans either so its not like she is going to wake up wondering how many guys she gangbanged last night

Post: #41

"However, let's not forget that Brazilian girls are generally not slutty."

It sounds like Manaus is a whole different world from the rest of Brazil.

Post: #42

(06-30-2010 02:10 AM)lavinci Wrote:  Brazilian girls are so overhyped on this forum. I've experienced firsthand that they're playful and good in bed but cmon the attention they've been getting is too much. There's more out there. What happened with all the sexy Irish freckled redheads? Don't tell me you've never been with one!?

I've dated Brazilian girls and also believe they're overhyped. In fact, I think Latin girls overall are overhyped, but to each his own.

Post: #43

(06-30-2010 02:10 AM)lavinci Wrote:  Brazilian girls are so overhyped on this forum. I've experienced firsthand that they're playful and good in bed but cmon the attention they've been getting is too much. There's more out there. What happened with all the sexy Irish freckled redheads? Don't tell me you've never been with one!?

I guess it comes down to personal taste...personally I like a women that's built like a real women with thighs, hips, and ass...In Brazil/Latin America these women grow on tree's. Unlike American women who are just fat, these women work out/walk......Irish women are cool but they don't wear deodarant or shave so I'm kind of turned off....

Post: #44

(06-30-2010 09:43 AM)Caramel Communist Wrote:  

(06-30-2010 02:10 AM)lavinci Wrote:  Brazilian girls are so overhyped on this forum. I've experienced firsthand that they're playful and good in bed but cmon the attention they've been getting is too much. There's more out there. What happened with all the sexy Irish freckled redheads? Don't tell me you've never been with one!?

I guess it comes down to personal taste...personally I like a women that's built like a real women with thighs, hips, and ass...In Brazil/Latin America these women grow on tree's. Unlike American women who are just fat, these women work out/walk......Irish women are cool but they don't wear deodarant or shave so I'm kind of turned off....

Seems like black guys tend to like like women with some meat on their bones.

Personally, I like the petite French body types with a thin waist, thin calves, and apple-sized tits.

Post: #45

To each his own, but as I to think Latin women are very overrated. In general, I ve found them to be chunky, unintelligent, with shitty attitudes. Also, I ve lost any affection for the Spanish language after actually hearing the irritating rambling and bitching these girls often display. I now find it a turnoff. I do think brazilian portugeuse has something sexy to it.

I m generalizing, there are a few incredibly beautiful, slim South American women (Argentina comes to mind, some brazilians). But I rather prefer European, Asian, or even (gulp) North American women.

Post: #46

dont just assume brasilians are cheaters either, my friends friend is engaged and living together for 2 1/2 years to a guy in Israel, when she went back home to Costa rica she ended up fucking her ex.

I think there is a link to how horny a girl is and how much she cheats. Its funny because they are very religious, I think religious american women are less likely to cheat then the SA/CA very religious girls.

Post: #47

so the conclusion is that 90% of you think brazilian women are slutty, clingy, and overall make bad girlfriends which is pretty much your conclusion about most women , since the reason you're on this forum in the first place isn't to find a girlfriend, but rather how to bang her.

Post: #48

(06-30-2010 10:16 PM)Aylar Wrote:  so the conclusion is that 90% of you think brazilian women are slutty, clingy, and overall make bad girlfriends which is pretty much your conclusion about most women , since the reason you're on this forum in the first place isn't to find a girlfriend, but rather how to bang her.

No--just significantly inferior to european girls--for my tastes anyway.

Post: #49

Yeah I def. think there is a % of Latin women who will fuck just to have fun...depening on where they are from (after sharing ideas with members here and some friends + my own experiences I think that Colombian/Venezuelan are pretty slutty, while let's say Mexicanas, while just as horny if not more than other Latinas usually only want their man and are typically more loyal) point is, some will just bang because they are horny like a dude would.

We are used to the fat bitchy American woman who might blow her boss just because you've been working too much, she is getting fatter and she feels neglected, its not really about sex or bieng horny..its about attention and mental BS. They are easy to spot. When Latinas cheat they hide that shit very well...they will act shy and coy then 5 minutes later will be trying to blow you. They might be doing it simply because they are really horny.

When you do get a hot blooded latin woman, you got to keep her happy in bed..its tough sometimes when you have more than one chica, plus a job, plus hobbies, gym etc...that shit can wear a dude out.

Post: #50

which is so funny, because the latin perception is that american women are easy sluts.... what a crazy world.