Post: #1

Don't hate cause I don't have the bang, but this is a funny story, a real eye opener.

About 6 weeks ago I meet a cute blonde in a Barnes and Noble. I opened her with a tease about Cosmo mag and we had a good 20 minute conversation. She seemed more well-spoken than the typical ho round these parts, and I developed a mini-crush She gave me her number before we left.

Every 3-4 days I sent non sequitur texts. No reply for 2 wks. Finally she responds with a "you're being naughty." Boom, it's on I think. It seemed that way too, her texts implied she really wanted it, she said she was coming over, and then doesn't show.

I continue to send non sequitur texts since then about once a week. Today, I'm in the "village" in my apt complex - a bunch of high end stores. One trust fund hipster store is having a free concert. Who do I see, but this blonde girl.

I casually stroll toward her. She's in the middle of being the ringleader (Carrie/Sex in the City-style) of a bunch of girls and hipster queers. She sees me, I go out to give her a greeting hug and she blurts, "Hey! I know you! Come walk over here with me." She ignores the hug advance, but she leads me away. I play along as she stops at a spot several feet from the others.

I go, "so you know me, huh?" She responds with a knowing look.

She then says, "My boyfriend is the guy taking photos of this party. We've been together awhile." I laugh. She continues, "he's kind of an asshole and sometimes I do what he does to me, which is why I texted you that time."

I replied, "I wished you followed through."

She goes, "How often do you go to Barnes and Noble?"

I respond, "rarely."

She looks disappointed and goes, "See the book store is my 'place' I go there three times a week."

I reply back, "so what time do you usually go?"

She laughs and gives me that "I'm not gonna tell you, you'll have to find out for yourself" look, then turns and begins to walk back to the cluster of queers and fashionistas.

I stand there with my half-smile watching her. She glances back, and gives me that same "come chase me" look and twerks her head so her hair bounces like in a shampoo commercial.

I think to myself, "What a dirty little slut. I need to fuck this one."

Post: #2

Do. Not. Chase.

Post: #3

Total attention whore

Post: #4

I've contemplated this just now. She's crazy for thinking I'm going to stalk the bookstore. However, I suspect she uses the bookstore as a way to get away from everything...it's a great excuse, "I'm going to study at barnes & noble" - gets you away from boyfriend, family, etc and just by yourself. Perhaps that's her thing, picking up guys at a bookstore too, who knows? (Guy De Maupassante has an awesome short story called Tombstones about a girl who picks up guys in a cemetery by playing the "bereaved wife" but she does it again and again first 3 paragraphs and last 3 paragraphs tell the whole story).

I was gonna text her in a few days around the time we met at bookstore 7PM "I need help buying a book for my neice's birthday." & see what happens.

Post: #5

Send a dick pic.

Post: #6

east village?

Post: #7

if tou have to ask about a specific girl at such length you've already lost

Post: #8

Why even text her after she doesn't respond to 1 or 2 texts? She's obviously not into it. Yeah if she sees you again she might get some more validation out of you, but no point in continuing it.

Post: #9

Sounds like she is need a good firm bitch/pimp slap.

Post: #10

(04-05-2013 09:41 PM)TexasMade Wrote:  Send a dick pic.

Yeah, it's better to stir up some kind of emotions in a girl with Da Dick Pic than send texts over and over for 2 weeks with no reply. People still doubt the power of a dick shot after people in that thread have had success with it.

at op for still wanting to send any sort of text messages other than a Dick Pic after what happened.

Post: #11

let the dick decide. she will either feel offended or horny. both seems adequate.

Post: #12

I've never heard of sending dick pics to girls that you haven't fucked, but its seems you guys swear by it. I need to try it sometime. I have this limiting belief where she would just throw shit at you if you were to send her a dick picture just so randomly.

Post: #13

I thought the dick pic was for guys with massive penises. Can I send a dick pic of some other guy's massive penis to set off her hamster in the way that is needed?

Post: #14

I dont see why not. If the difference is not all that big, then she wont bail on you just because youre not packing the heat as advertised.

Also consider using this book.

Post: #15

So I see dick pics are popular

Post: #16

(04-06-2013 06:11 PM)beaversarefun Wrote:  Also consider using this book.

hah, dont buy a used copy tho!