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Do you ever feel like your horniness is getting in the way of you ability to get women? Like maybe it's affecting your ability to neg and giving you anxiety because you are getting embarrassing boners in public? I've been thinking long and hard about this (heh), and I think there is a solution.

After reading about how it's possible to bang 100 women without a dick, I think the alpha thing to do is get your penis amputated.

Reasons why having a penis is beta:

- Only guys with deep insecurities need a penis to feel "VIRILE"

- Penises are old fashioned these days- if people want to reproduce, a doctor can take sperm out of the nut sack with a needle.


Why a player would benefit from penis removal (the alpha move):

- Don't have to worry about getting STDs

- It's easier to wear tighter pants that will give you social proof with today's youth.

- Less of a chance of accidentally getting some trailer park slut or club rat pregnant

- Your crotch area will look less messy with fewer components swinging around.

- It can help if you are like me and are constantly knocking things over with it.

- Girls are less likely to get frightened when your pants are removed. They will also be less likely to say annoying things like "How are able to walk with that thing between your legs?" and "There's no way I can fit that in my mouth".

- It's easier to post on on RVF without a giant thing blocking your hands from the keyboard.


But, the real reason to remove your penis is to trick girls into thinking they have all the power. Now you can "let her take control"

What better way to build comfort than to help them to feel powerful and at ease? Than you can slip in under the radar. Hell, you can even let them fuck you in the ass with a dildo. Don't listen to redpill. Be a real MGTOW and go the rough, penisless road of rugged individuality. Forget Mystery, Roosh, Heartiste, etc. Gentleman, I give you the future MPUA:

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Is that a legit picture? He actually wrote that?

Post: #3

He looks like Nicolas Cage.

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(04-01-2013 10:52 AM)MattC Wrote:  Is that a legit picture? He actually wrote that?

Very unlikely.

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