Post: #1

Are you fed up with the sausage fests, snarky fattitude, and inflated female egos in your city?

Well, after 18 months of hush-hush development, I'm proud to announce that my joint venture with G-Manifesto--to solve this problem--is in its final stages of development. Our goal was simple: to provide men with comfortable and luxurious--but affordable--transport from sausage-fested cities to bitch-rich burgs™.

But, unlike with other terrestrial travel options, you ride RVF Style with us.

Our luxury coaches feature a low-key exterior--to ensure your privacy--and plush amenities in the interior, to ensure your primacy™. Everything you need to get you in that amped-and-ready-to-spit-your-best-game mood is part of the package.

Depending on which service-level option you choose, you can even have unlimited use of the "Private Suite," a mobile pad--with everything you need to seal the deal--that you can bounce you prospects back to from the bar or club. With the coach parked right in the vicinity of your venue, your logistics are always on point.

       
       

Planned Amenities

• Live DJ (or musicians)
• Cocktail girls
• Open bar (on select service lines)
• Satellite television (with international sports coverage)
• Full-service meals (on select service lines)
• On-site clothes pressing and accessories wardrobe
  

Phase I Service Cities*

• Washington DC to New York City
• DC-NY-Montreal
• San Diego-Orange County, CA to Hollywood, CA
• Florida coast to Miami, FL
• Toronto, ON to Montreal, QC
• Zainesville, OH to points East

*more service lines in Phase II

Prices starting at $29**
**one-way economy transport on off-peak days with early-bird reservation

So why am I telling you this? Are we just spamming you with advertisements? Of course not. We need your help.

Can you give us some input?

For starters, Tuthmosis-GManifesto Luxury Bus Lines is just a working title. We want the RVF to help us give a permanent name to this puppy. Please give us your suggestions. Also, we're open to all kinds of input. What services, amenities, and cities would you like to see on our "menu"?

Guys like you are our target demographic, so we want to hear from you!

Post: #2

Bang Bus

Post: #3

A play at fame game. Nice.

Post: #4

Is Emech the driver?

Post: #5

HAF to you too

Post: #6

Tuth,

I think we should get this up on Kickstarter.

Quote:On-site clothes pressing and accessories wardrobe

I love this idea.

Post: #7

I was thoroughly excited, and then I remembered what day it was.

Post: #8

This has to be an AF joke, you can't even light one up on the bus!

Post: #9

Why not LA to Vegas? I would think that trip would be first. Alot of people hate the four hour drive. Wifi?

Post: #10

It's great but you have to market it as Executive {something}. Then you have some Alpha excuse why you are hanging out on the bus.

Executive Meeting Transport/Corporate Elite Transportation/

Better yet be out-and-out phony and make believe it's from a major corps....

Forbes Executive Transport etc...

...or have it blacked out like rock tours do.. with a "Not For Hire" sign by the entrance.

YOU: I actually had a great time getting here. i took this super-luxury bus to see a client in this city. It only carries like 6 people. It's parked right over here....no we don't have to go inside

(You get there and it looks groovy)

YOU: Yeah, you can go inside if you want for a minute. They might charge me if you want to stay too long so you have to leave right away. ( Calculate it so she'll need to use the bathroom......) Yeah you can use the bathroom though, if they give me any flack I'll smooth it over.

Post: #11

Actual safety footage from a test run of the bus (NSFW):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3081903/ta...vor_moore/

I'm not sure if Tuthmosis has yet fixed this problem.

Post: #12

(03-31-2013 11:03 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  G-Manifesto

I will literally take out a loan to pay for the highest tier bus line, AND I will leave a large tip ($5000+).

...But, G-Manifesto has to reveal his true identity.

I will let you guys sleep on it, and I hope we can come to a deal on this.

Post: #13

This is actually a good idea. The DC to NYC line would do good business.

Post: #14

We need to import the evil driver from the Dominican Republic.

Post: #15

(04-01-2013 07:12 AM)Roosh Wrote:  This is actually a good idea. The DC to NYC line would do good business.

The only market will be players with game tight enough to be able to tell the difference between DC and NY. The rest of the chumps traveling back and forth for other shit would opt for the cut-rate Chinese busline that charges like $8 each way. G-man and I will probably operate this thing at a loss.

Post: #16

Will there be condom vending machines or will those be provided? Will lamb skin ones be an option?

Post: #17

(04-01-2013 06:27 PM)NYJ Wrote:  Will there be condom vending machines or will those be provided? Will lamb skin ones be an option?

This isn't a public bathroom. Condoms are provided in elegant mahogany drawers. We'll only carry extra-larges--for obvious reasons.

Post: #18

(04-01-2013 06:30 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-01-2013 06:27 PM)NYJ Wrote:  Will there be condom vending machines or will those be provided? Will lamb skin ones be an option?

This isn't a public bathroom. Condoms are provided in elegant mahogany drawers. We'll only carry extra-larges--for obvious reasons.

Phew, for a second I was worried.

Post: #19

(04-01-2013 06:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-01-2013 07:12 AM)Roosh Wrote:  This is actually a good idea. The DC to NYC line would do good business.

The only market will be players with game tight enough to be able to tell the difference between DC and NY. The rest of the chumps traveling back and forth for other shit would opt for the cut-rate Chinese busline that charges like $8 each way. G-man and I will probably operate this thing at a loss.

Remember the top 1% are not having a recession. Make it nice enough and they are not price-sensitive.

You could try kickstarter so you're not risking your capital. I'm afraid insurance and regs would be really painful however, unless there is some end-run around it. '

Post: #20

I will provide cocktail waitresses from the former USSR during the summer; unfortunately, due to the vagaries of the J1 visa (and the SEVIS/DS-2019), I can only provide Slavic girls from about 18-20 of age--I hope this is acceptable...