RE: EZ USA Last Call Guide
Baton Rouge: it is a HUGE college town, so if that is your scene you'll be in heaven (45,000 students at LSU). If you're looking for something classier, the downtown sucks and should be avoided like the plague. It's a capital city, so think DC but much smaller.
Drinking goes until 2am, and unless it's a tailgating day you can't drink in public. I spent most of my weekends in NOLA for this reason, an easy 1 hr drive that on the way back you can get off at HWY 30 so you don't hit all the cops coming in to BR.
Downtown
Avoid on weekdays, it's completely empty. On weekends it's yuppies but aggressive because it's the South, which just means many of the girls are married and there with their husbands/fiance's and large groups. Singles scene downtown is shitty. The hottest girls will be the bartenders, so if you're able to get them they are your best bet, although they probably go to LSU so you may be better off just staying away entirely. In any case it's where I spent the majority of my drinking time, which in retrospect was extremely stupid but I was a bitch who just hung out with friends so whatever.
LOFT WINE BAR: Sushi, expensive, lounge atmosphere. Balcony you can walk around outside and see Mississippi River, really nice view. Wouldn't recommend picking up there, but a solid date spot for light dinner and drinks.
M BAR: Club atmosphere, deck outside overlooks river. Not huge, but expensive. Girls are usually pretty hot, has a dress code. Wannabe LA people here. Brought girls here instead of met them there, typical club game. Has a dance floor, wraparound bar. Not terrible, not great.
PUNCHER'S SPORTS BAR: Typical sports bar, not worth mentioning.
RED STAR BAR: Really fun dive bar, has karaoke and probably only place with reliably single girls, although they are usually hipsters so that's according to taste.
600 MAIN: Good salsa bar, sexy latinas and other non-caucasians that can dance are here, so if you can dance this is where you should be. Dress well and get ready to shove out some 60 year old latino and black men pseudo-dancing with young idiots.
HAPPY'S: Typical Irish pub but with bartenders/waitresses dressed in short skirts and sports bras. Hit on them I guess? Never had success but who knows.
TIGER LAND
Just off of Nicholson on Bob Pettit Dr, if you're into drunk underage college girls this is where it's at. I didn't spend NEARLY enough time there. I lived less than 100 yards from the four bars (didn't bother learning their names, they get shut down and reopened for underage drinking pretty often), probably one of the biggest opportunities I've ever wasted.
Tiger Land bars are the kind of bars that the floors are black, although it's probably from dirt, alcohol and vomit in lieu of actual paint. There are frequently parking lots closed off for overflow tents, and on tailgating days it's easy to walk down to the stadium. They are shitty college apartments, but Tiger Plaza is where you want to live if your goal is bouncing them straight from the bars.
Other bars include:
SPANISH MOON- solid spot, pulled a couple of times. In the hood, so don't leave your car overnight. Usually around $10 cover. Themed nights pretty often, great dance floor, sometimes live music, and upstairs bar that looks down on the dancing. If you're looking for an easy place to hook up, check it out. Only problem is bouncing because it's nowhere near anything, but that's the problem with most of LSU bars so if someone figures out a way around this let me know (because I'm curious, not because I'll ever go back to living there).
THE BULLDOG: Similar crowd to the two Bulldogs in NOLA, mostly yuppies a year or two out of school. Good bar food, lots of kinds of beer, and some single women.
I-10 OVERPASS @ PERKINS RD: Underneath the overpass there are a handful of bars. Ivar's, some martini bar, Chelsea's is decent for food and music I guess. Pretty chill spot.
HIGHLAND + STATE ST
THE CHIMES, and a couple other bars around the corner. They have decent food, but never really hung out around there at night.
There are some decent gay bars if you're into butch femme/slutty bi girls. CAJUN COVE is one, I just go with some gay dudes and they play defense while I hit on their straight friends. SPLASH is a dance club with all that implies. Pretty tight knit gay scene, so if you're in you're good. Also one on the way to downtown, just ask a gay dude and he'll give you a rundown of the different spots.
I know there are a couple awesome streets to live on close to campus, but I didn't go to school there so I have no idea what they were. Halloween I almost got in a threesome by accident but I was too fucked up on Four Loko to pull the trigger. I was mostly hooking up with this smoking hot piece of trailer trash from Denham Springs and a thick black phlebotomist from Gonzales that asked me out after she took my blood. Also my tiny asian roommate one time.
There are some other places, but they are even more isolated in terms and even harder to pull directly from because everyone has to drive there.
As far as spitting game during the day, the campus is enormous and provides plenty of opportunities. No reason to go anywhere else.
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