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A week ago a girl in my dorm asked me to do a photo shoot with this one girl. The problem is it was my first time doing such a thing and I was really nervous at first. after a while I got used to the situation because I had never met the girl previously. so out of no where the girl that asks me to do the shoot tells me to get nude but by this time my dick is dead so I wanted to save myself. Since we were both supposed to be nude the poses would have been soft core porn. Any advice how to get hard on camera in that kind of scenario. The girl was also unsure if she wanted to go nude

Post: #2

Any $$$?

Post: #3

Why don't you just take some viagra? Nude photoshoots are a once in a while thing (I'm assuming), it's not like your going to be popping those pills all the time.

Post: #4

Why do you need to get a hard on for that photo shoot? are your genitals going to be shown?
If so it sounds like a little more that soft porn.

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Post: #6

(03-25-2013 08:43 AM)liberman Wrote:  Why do you need to get a hard on for that photo shoot?

Because he doesn't like the way his limp dick looks.

Post: #7

(03-25-2013 08:43 AM)liberman Wrote:  Why do you need to get a hard on for that photo shoot? are your genitals going to be shown?
If so it sounds like a little more that soft porn.

Exactly. Remember this girl photog should be a pro or at least professiona-like with her work. If she is telling you soft core then you will look like a fool with a hard on and get labeled a "creep". You may not even have to show your junk as 90% of the time soft core means no male or female genitals and just the lady's boobs or your butts will be shown. .

If the model is hot it's a easy and simple time to run game. If your are confident with your body nude standing like a lumberjack spitting game and running GALNUC will be easy peasy.

Post: #8

Also, not being hard is great indicator of disinterest, and the solution is obvious... there's a hot girl there, let her do something about it.

Post: #9

Artist Rendition of Blackglasses on viagra

Post: #10

My reaction to the idea of having a boner in a "softcore" shoot:

Post: #11

Ha, been there, done that. Last year. Agreed while having a good night, then the photographer really showed up the next day. It was a surprisingly good thing and I'm glad I did it. And it wasn't porn, but I don't know what you guys are up to. Good luck.

Post: #12

You mentioned "dorm," so is she studying photography or is it just a hobby?

Cuz if she wants that to be her profession, letting people know ahead of time about nudity is kind of a big deal.

Post: #13

(03-25-2013 01:46 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  My reaction to the idea of having a boner in a "softcore" shoot:

Mine too! Haha even worse if it was a Viagra boner!!!

Just hang out with her and rehearse behind the scenes. Give her a little massage. Get comfortable. Tell her it's going to be alright.

Post: #14

(03-25-2013 08:21 AM)blackglasses Wrote:  A week ago a girl in my dorm asked me to do a photo shoot with this one girl. The problem is it was my first time doing such a thing and I was really nervous at first. after a while I got used to the situation because I had never met the girl previously. so out of no where the girl that asks me to do the shoot tells me to get nude but by this time my dick is dead so I wanted to save myself. Since we were both supposed to be nude the poses would have been soft core porn. Any advice how to get hard on camera in that kind of scenario. The girl was also unsure if she wanted to go nude

Are you not familiar with the concept of art nudes?

I am LMAO at the vision of OP furiously trying to pop a boner while the girl is trying to do an artsy shoot for her photography class

Post: #15

I understand that it's not porn but I didn't want to look super small so I was hoping for just a semi. p

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(03-25-2013 02:44 PM)Sombro Wrote:  You mentioned "dorm," so is she studying photography or is it just a hobby?

Cuz if she wants that to be her profession, letting people know ahead of time about nudity is kind of a big deal.

she does video production but the thing is for the nude scene she literally told me and the girl right before so I wasn't really prepared for it. she didn't give any kind of notice.

Post: #18

(03-25-2013 08:26 AM)gandt Wrote:  Why don't you just take some viagra? Nude photoshoots are a once in a while thing (I'm assuming), it's not like your going to be popping those pills all the time.

I was experiencing shrinkage I didn't want to be fully hard just not super small. Also I was given no notice

Post: #19

Footage of Blackglasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU&t=1m39s

Post: #20

(03-26-2013 07:20 PM)blackglasses Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 02:44 PM)Sombro Wrote:  You mentioned "dorm," so is she studying photography or is it just a hobby?

Cuz if she wants that to be her profession, letting people know ahead of time about nudity is kind of a big deal.

she does video production but the thing is for the nude scene she literally told me and the girl right before so I wasn't really prepared for it. she didn't give any kind of notice.

Not cool and not professional.

Disclaimer: I've taken photography classes, worked professionally with photographers for 20 yrs, and have even been in front of the camera on some kink/indie film projects.

I'm no prude, but no matter what the profession, you have to be up front about that shit.

Post: #21

Every photography course has nude photos sessions. It is absolutely normal. The best is when girls get naked for the camera sessions

Post: #22

From Seinfeld: "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."