Post: #51

(03-25-2013 10:11 PM)SVK Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 05:54 PM)augen sehen Wrote:  Its the next level of attention whoring for girls. Even worse than Facebook because anyone can follow you, there's no personal info revealed (unlike Facebook) and all they can do is like your photos and give you compliments.

Now I get why it got so popular so quickly. It's basically taking the worst attention-whoring features of Facebook and isolate them for maximum effect. Integrate tightly with phone's camera and add some cheap "artistic" filters. I never thought too much about Instagram, but now that I think about it the founder was fucking genius.

I could probably prototype an Instagram-level app in a month of solid focused work. Let's put our collective knowledge of hamster together and brainstorm a billion-dollar idea. Another great hamster-fueled website is Pinterest. Will think of something and report back soon...

Lessons from these two... build something simple, graphical, that allows you to share pictures (that you took or that you saw) easily and quickly. And naturally, a built-in popularity contest otherwise the hotties will never join.

Post: #52

(03-25-2013 09:53 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 08:40 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  S.I.M.P - Someone Idolising Mediocre Pussy.

The term "simp" can also refer to a "simple" (read: foolish) dude or any man who behaves in a supplicating manner around attractive women.

The pussy being idolized here isn't mediocre, but by engaging these women in extremely subordinate, weak, supplicating ways, these guys still manage to earn the title of "simp".

All pussy is mediocre.

Post: #53

The thirst is unbelievable

Post: #54

They could use these fools in a Sprite commercial..."Thirst is EVERYTHING."

Post: #55

I'm having fun playing with instagay. It's just a convenient place for me to show off photos that I've taken - which I've been doing a lot of lately. If I continue at my current rate, I have a suspicion that it will eventually lead to bangs. If not, at least I have a bunch of cool action shots of me and other shit to show people

Post: #56

Not sure if thirsty, or trolling....

Post: #57

Humanity is in danger of extinction with these thirsty ass comments. The world must have 1/4 instead of 3/4 water after this bullshit. WTH!!

Post: #58

(04-06-2013 12:18 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  Not sure if thirsty, or trolling....

Yes.

Post: #59

Several of those pics were trannies. I gives a fuck. These dudes are so thirsty they'd fuck anything with a hole. I noticed on Skout how many girls wanted guys to follow them on instagram.

I don't see as being a big problem. Most of the chicks that post on this shit are useless. It's their little fantasy world, as they don't get enough attention in reality. The difference in girls I saw on Skout that had instagram was obvious. When I saw on their profile where they were trying to lead to another site, I passed, as they are specifically online to validate themselves.

Post: #60

(04-06-2013 12:18 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  Not sure if thirsty, or trolling....

Is he implying that she deserves better scenery than a toilet, that she is too large to fit in the room, or that her turds are too large for the toiler bowl? I believe this is more of a neg than thirstiness.

Post: #61

(04-06-2013 06:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Is he implying that she deserves better scenery than a toilet, that she is too large to fit in the room, or that her turds are too large for the toiler bowl? I believe this is more of a neg than thirstiness.

He's referring to the size of her ass in a complimentary way. Maliah Michel has one of the larger and more well-known backsides in the urban/hip-hop modeling game. The size of her rear end has won her a lot of fans. This guy is just playing that up some more by implying that her ass is so big that the toilet couldn't handle it.

Remember, in this culture (urban hip-hop), it is not an insult to claim that a girl's ass is big, or to imply that it may not fit properly into certain areas/contexts (ex: "ass is too big for them jeans" or, in this case, "ass is too big for that toilet"). On the contrary, it is a positive thing in this community to have a massive butt, which is why girls like Maliah are worshiped and other girls are getting oversized butt implants.

Witness this video-examine the size of the woman, and look at the sheer number of thirsty men chasing her and trying to make a move:




Bigger = better in this world.

If you wanted to "neg" a girl in this culture about her backside, you would probably attempt to imply that it is undersized, not oversized. Again, things in the urban community are the reverse of what goes on in the rest of society. Girls elsewhere want smaller, trimmer butts and are constantly worried about their backsides being too big. Girls in the urban/hip-hop culture are worried about their butts being too small.

Once you understand this cultural difference, the thirstiness in the comment becomes easier to see.

Post: #62

the simpletons of instagram, an online photo-sharing and social networking service that enables its users to take pictures, apply digital filters to them, and share them on a variety of social networking services, such as media sites including Facebook or Twitter.

Post: #63

I send similar texts to a friend iof mine but its me joking around

Post: #64

That Spicee Cajun chick has no shortage of followers. Turns out shes actually an escort too.

Post: #65

(04-06-2013 06:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(04-06-2013 12:18 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  Not sure if thirsty, or trolling....

Is he implying that she deserves better scenery than a toilet, that she is too large to fit in the room, or that her turds are too large for the toiler bowl? I believe this is more of a neg than thirstiness.

Lmao...

Post: #66

(03-25-2013 10:07 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 07:16 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

(03-25-2013 12:22 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  What the hell is this?

I don't even really understand instagram.

I thought "Instagram" what when someone produces a gram of coke on the quick fast at an afterparty or club or something.

Can someone explain?

Instagram is an app on iPhones and droids. You get a username and post pics to your followers. It's basically a simplified facebook timeline but only pictures. No messaging on Instagram this is why you see the thirst firsthand out in public view. Probably what a lot of girls inboxes look like on facebook or twitter.

Thanks.

So why would anyone use this?

I use it because I like photography. I used to be like a protege in high school but just gave the shit up.

Now I can take ill fliks real easy from my phone. Don't need to carry around a bulky camera.

I have over 5k followers so its become a good dhv for me.

Post: #67

just got on it

people post some weird shit that one would THINK no one would care about, but this is not so. just like gossip is about the most inane shit ever, the photos that are most popular among your social circle is about the most inane shit ever. one of my friends just posted a photo of three empty cinema seats with the caption "spring breakers!!!" and a fuckload of people comment on it and "like" it.

my other friend just got a new notch on it. this chick we know both know a little is following him on instagram. its thursday night and he takes a photo of him being extremely bored looking watching tv with a caption "cant get too sleep. too many shitty movies on latenight." the girl we know writes a stupid comment on it, then that leads to a few texts and she tells him to come over and he gets the new bang.

so there's some value to this shit.

Post: #68

(04-06-2013 11:19 PM)guerrilla Wrote:  my other friend just got a new notch on it. this chick we know both know a little is following him on instagram. its thursday night and he takes a photo of him being extremely bored looking watching tv with a caption "cant get too sleep. too many shitty movies on latenight." the girl we know writes a stupid comment on it, then that leads to a few texts and she tells him to come over and he gets the new bang.

Post: #69

ya rly

he told me they texted THROUGH instagram but I dont think it's possible to use instragram to send messages that are private, but im not too good at instagram. i might have misheard.

Post: #70

(04-06-2013 11:31 PM)guerrilla Wrote:  ya rly

he told me they texted THROUGH instagram but I dont think it's possible to use instragram to send messages that are private, but im not too good at instagram. i might have misheard.

I hadn't considered this angle. Between this and Midnite's DHV angle above, I may have to take Instagram into advisement. Marrying those two could really be explosive.

Post: #71

its all about social proof. it takes awhile to build it up at first.

the goal is that whenever you post something, most of the time you have 5-15 people like it/comment it. these are generally ppl in your social circle. then the hos will see you're 'so popular' and start following you and liking your shit. also, quantity matters more than quality. as long as people are liking it, that's all that matters. it could be a fucking turd in a toilet, but as long as 20 people like it, you're cool.

also memes work well. just post the memes you do instead of photos, and they go over well with the masses. and stupid shit too. take a photo of your dinner plate with the caption "Sushi!!! So good!!!"" fucking 10 people will go "I love sushi. Have you went to restaurant XXX? That place has the best sushi in town." Take a "selfie" when you just wake up, with the caption "Not work AGAINN!!! NOO!!!" Even if you love waking up to work cause it means money and challenges, 99% of people hate it and will like that photo cause they feel the same. the shit's a trip.

Post: #72

Social media really does transform you into a retard.

Post: #73

(04-07-2013 11:11 AM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  Social media really does transform you into a retard.

Embrace the retardation.

That, I think, is the key to life.

Post: #74

What is even more sad is that these wussies they pedestalize these ugly women...

So if ugly women some even old women with huge butts are pedestalized in such ways, everything becomes a little bit harder for everyone

Post: #75

(03-25-2013 01:22 AM)scorpion Wrote:  I'm fucking dying laughing at the soft serve guy.

Reminds me of my all-time favorite:



One of these days I'm going to memorize this and use it as my opener for an entire night out.

I think that guy is this dude:





Fucking hilarious.