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The Simps of Instagram
The level of thristiness you are about to see may be disturbing.

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Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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03-25-2013 12:56 AM
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RE: The Simps of Instagram
Not finished yet...

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There's more here if you can stand it.

Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
03-25-2013 12:56 AM
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You need to register and do screen shots from the site/app MEET ME. It's worse.
03-25-2013 01:04 AM
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Idea It's fascinating that extreme asses seems to power most, if not all, of these extreme reactions.

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03-25-2013 01:09 AM
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I'm fucking dying laughing at the soft serve guy.

Reminds me of my all-time favorite:

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One of these days I'm going to memorize this and use it as my opener for an entire night out. Laugh

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03-25-2013 01:22 AM
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What is that? I don't see how any man would rationalize saying stupid shit like that. I "liked" an ass Facebook page but after seeing the comments I stopped. I wondered why I would want to see all the fake asses, photoshop, and attention whoring. Never again.

Most of the comments are said for the likes. They dont expect to get a response or do they? Haha.

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03-25-2013 01:30 AM
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(03-25-2013 01:09 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Idea It's fascinating that extreme asses seems to power most, if not all, of these extreme reactions.

I think it was Joe Budden who said, "Men like women with big asses and big titties".
03-25-2013 01:32 AM
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(03-25-2013 01:22 AM)scorpion Wrote:  One of these days I'm going to memorize this and use it as my opener for an entire night out. Laugh

That would definitely go viral if you had a hidden camera.
03-25-2013 01:33 AM
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This goes out to all yous. Play it in the background while reading the hundreds of pages I'm sure Athlone will swell this thread into. Big Grin




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03-25-2013 01:46 AM
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All the avatars of the chicks resemble soft porn.

Is this like the new "1-900" numbers or something?

This looks more than being simps chasing 8's, these look like quasi-johns and girls doing evn less than p4p
03-25-2013 01:55 AM
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Biggest herb award goes to:

"I got 10 stacks for a night in bed."

10 stacks? Damn son, I could do a lot with 10 stacks, including going to South America for a couple months and fucking a few girls that probably look better than that.

I always considered myself a guy that likes big asses, but some of these asses are a little overboard in my opinion.
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(03-25-2013 01:22 AM)scorpion Wrote:  I'm fucking dying laughing at the soft serve guy.

Reminds me of my all-time favorite:

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One of these days I'm going to memorize this and use it as my opener for an entire night out. Laugh

Mah nigga Jalen, that is some romantic shit right there. For those of you who didn't know, he was also a character on Dragonball Z: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYxCrugJj_o
03-25-2013 02:06 AM
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You can get a new ass for 1K in Mexico. I dont know how the Miami chicks do it though. Maybe they have enough bread to go to Colombia for a little "vacation". If you can double or triple your earning/drinking/clubbing/modeling power with 3K in procedures then why not?

Thailand is the home of no ass and no titties. When I see a Thai with an ass, hips, or breast, I take notice. Staying on Soi 4, I've seen one non ladyboy with huge titties. She gets work almost every night haha. I tried shoring her but shes about that bread.

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03-25-2013 02:11 AM
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(03-25-2013 02:11 AM)TexasMade Wrote:  Staying on Soi 4, I've seen one non ladyboy with huge titties. She gets work almost every night haha. I tried shoring her but shes about that bread.

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Nevermind. I missed where he said non lady boy. My bad. Scared me for a minute, lol.
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I'm half faded right now. I need to choose my words more wisely.

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03-25-2013 04:23 AM
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Haha, I like this one.

Pretty sure it wouldn't work on an Asian though. haha.
03-25-2013 08:34 AM
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Damn, some of those girls are fucking hot. We should all text Jeffry though Laugh

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03-25-2013 08:46 AM
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I wouldn't consider any of these as simpin'. The true definition of simping is: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The majority of these women posted are top-shelf: 8s, 9s, and dymes, nothing mediocre about them.

These dudes are just trying to get a reaction by saying off-the-wall things. I'm sure these dudes know that attention whores seldom respond to aloof cold approaches such as: "sup," "what's up," "hi" etc, so they open them with confidence and humor.
03-25-2013 08:50 AM
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2/10. They can have 'em.

The Gap® >>> bubble butt.

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

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03-25-2013 08:51 AM
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I would say some of those comments follow the rawdog paradox. You are so happy to be in there and think it is the best idea ever, until the very second after you cum; full on regret and a feeling of "How could I be so stupid?!"

I bet thats how some of them feel the second they hit 'post'.

Also, fuck you Athlone. Just got to SEAsia after leaving latin America and now regret that decision.
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Did somebody say Simpstagram?
03-25-2013 09:20 AM
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Quote:"The level of thristiness you are about to see may be disturbing."


Even with this trigger warning I still threw up a little in my mouth reading this.

I swear to god half of Game these days is really just not doing shit like this.
03-25-2013 09:33 AM
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Holy bajeeeezus! What a bunch of losin'-ass fuckwits. Is this shit serious or a joke???

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This is depressing. I actually think that this kind of pampering does far more damage than feminism in western society. Men have to clean up their own act.
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This should come as no surprise to anyone. Shit is getting out of hand. Paradoxically, I think this pedestalizing makes it both harder and easier for us. On the one hand, girls are showered with attention so they will be less impressed with approaching per se. But on the other hand, techniques like the neg will become more effective. The approach has to be of higher quality to get these girls' attention and pussies.
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