Post: #26

I wish I could still give her a high-five. She died around ten years ago. RIP, Nancy.

(03-24-2013 09:19 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(03-23-2013 05:11 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  If you want to get a fat cockblocker to leave, you can't insult her. That makes you look bad in some girls' eyes, and causes girls' self-obsessed defenses to kick in ("Would you reject *me* if I got fat").

Instead, hint that you're going to make a fat joke -- and the dreadful anticipation of this sends fatties scurrying. I actually learned this from a female friend of mine named Nancy who got super-pissed when a fat acquaintance interrupted our convo/study session in the college library. This is what she started saying:

"Yeah, I like both music and sports. It's important to be a really WELL-ROUNDED person." (Glances at friend, glances away.)

"God, do you want to take a walk? I still feel STUFFED from dinner." (Glances at friend again.)

That was all it took. The fattie waddled away and Nancy explained to me what she was doing and why. The fattie was a friend of her older sister and used to play Mother Hen without being asked.

That is awesome. Do give that friend of yours a high-five for me!

Post: #27

Yup those are some of the best double entendres I've ever heard

Post: #28

(03-24-2013 10:30 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  I wish I could still give her a high-five. She died around ten years ago. RIP, Nancy.

(03-24-2013 09:19 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(03-23-2013 05:11 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  If you want to get a fat cockblocker to leave, you can't insult her. That makes you look bad in some girls' eyes, and causes girls' self-obsessed defenses to kick in ("Would you reject *me* if I got fat").

Instead, hint that you're going to make a fat joke -- and the dreadful anticipation of this sends fatties scurrying. I actually learned this from a female friend of mine named Nancy who got super-pissed when a fat acquaintance interrupted our convo/study session in the college library. This is what she started saying:

"Yeah, I like both music and sports. It's important to be a really WELL-ROUNDED person." (Glances at friend, glances away.)

"God, do you want to take a walk? I still feel STUFFED from dinner." (Glances at friend again.)

That was all it took. The fattie waddled away and Nancy explained to me what she was doing and why. The fattie was a friend of her older sister and used to play Mother Hen without being asked.

That is awesome. Do give that friend of yours a high-five for me!

haha. Another route is to profess anxiety about getting fat. "I just had a huge meal, I feel like I'm getting fat already." "I need to start doing yoga, I'm feeling a little flabby" (meanwhile you are slim and she is fat). I've done this unintentionally, and the fatties squirm... that's the beauty of it - it's something you might say anyway.

Post: #29

sucks that it was white garments but that is bold. strong work kickboxer.

Post: #30

(03-24-2013 04:31 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(03-24-2013 10:30 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  I wish I could still give her a high-five. She died around ten years ago. RIP, Nancy.

(03-24-2013 09:19 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(03-23-2013 05:11 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  If you want to get a fat cockblocker to leave, you can't insult her. That makes you look bad in some girls' eyes, and causes girls' self-obsessed defenses to kick in ("Would you reject *me* if I got fat").

Instead, hint that you're going to make a fat joke -- and the dreadful anticipation of this sends fatties scurrying. I actually learned this from a female friend of mine named Nancy who got super-pissed when a fat acquaintance interrupted our convo/study session in the college library. This is what she started saying:

"Yeah, I like both music and sports. It's important to be a really WELL-ROUNDED person." (Glances at friend, glances away.)

"God, do you want to take a walk? I still feel STUFFED from dinner." (Glances at friend again.)

That was all it took. The fattie waddled away and Nancy explained to me what she was doing and why. The fattie was a friend of her older sister and used to play Mother Hen without being asked.

That is awesome. Do give that friend of yours a high-five for me!

haha. Another route is to profess anxiety about getting fat. "I just had a huge meal, I feel like I'm getting fat already." "I need to start doing yoga, I'm feeling a little flabby" (meanwhile you are slim and she is fat). I've done this unintentionally, and the fatties squirm... that's the beauty of it - it's something you might say anyway.

I like this much better. It is more subtle and you have less chance of being labelled as a dick. Kudos.

Post: #31

How is this the first time you've had a drink thrown in your face? This seems to happen to me every weekend, regardless of where I am or what I'm doing. I thought getting drinks in the face was a common occurrence.

Post: #32

Amounts of times I had a drink thrown in my face: Never

Post: #33

(03-26-2013 01:40 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Amounts of times I had a drink thrown in my face: Never

Normally you have to buy a drink for it to be thrown in your face. Jus' sayin' Neil.

Post: #34

(03-26-2013 01:44 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 01:40 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Amounts of times I had a drink thrown in my face: Never

Normally you have to buy a drink for it to be thrown in your face. Jus' sayin' Neil.

Brutal.

Post: #35

(03-26-2013 01:44 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 01:40 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Amounts of times I had a drink thrown in my face: Never

Normally you have to buy a drink for it to be thrown in your face. Jus' sayin' Neil.

Post: #36

(03-26-2013 01:44 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 01:40 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Amounts of times I had a drink thrown in my face: Never

Normally you have to buy a drink for it to be thrown in your face. Jus' sayin' Neil.

Maybe I should start insulting girls and open my mouth when they throw the drink in my face.

Free drinks!!

Excuse me, what are you drinking? Water? Hmm, no nothing, never mind bye.

Excuse me, what are you drinking? Rum and coke! Are you collecting chins? I count four of them , you fattie!.

Post: #37

(03-27-2013 07:40 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 01:44 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(03-26-2013 01:40 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Amounts of times I had a drink thrown in my face: Never

Normally you have to buy a drink for it to be thrown in your face. Jus' sayin' Neil.

Maybe I should start insulting girls and open my mouth when they throw the drink in my face.

Free drinks!!

Excuse me, what are you drinking? Water? Hmm, no nothing, never mind bye.

Excuse me, what are you drinking? Rum and coke! Are you collecting chins? I count four of them , you fattie!.

Ouch. That's an epic neg!

Post: #38

This just reminded me of the night a chick I’d just traded in, saw me in a club with the new modal.

She came marching over to throw her drink over me. But I managed to see her coming and stepped aside just in time.

Then her friends tried to pull her away but the crazy bitch broke free and came rushing back to take a swipe.

She ended up flat on her arse.

No, I didn’t smack her!

Turns out that she’d actually slipped on the drink she’d thrown earlier.

Strangely enough, all this nonsense really seemed to turned on the other chick.

Post: #39

Footage of imperial majesty's fat ex girlfriend trying to get to him.

Post: #40

Pour cranberry over the whole outfit, then bleach it a little. Guys wearing pink blazers are probably the most attention grabbing thing on the planet