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RE: How do you deal with really drunk girls?
well, I'm going to out myself as a scumbag here and admit that I've fucked a few girls that have been passed out. Not the first time we banged, mind you. And not the scenario where she's already passed out and I throw her on the bed and fuck her lifeless body. But I've gotten drunk with girls, start fooling around, and she literally passes out in the middle of the action. I figure that's enough consent, and I've got a hardon to take care of.

I've felt like a total scumbag in the middle of it, but I kind of like that. YOLO!

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03-15-2013 04:48 PM
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(03-15-2013 04:48 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  well, I'm going to out myself as a scumbag here and admit that I've fucked a few girls that have been passed out. Not the first time we banged, mind you. And not the scenario where she's already passed out and I throw her on the bed and fuck her lifeless body. But I've gotten drunk with girls, start fooling around, and she literally passes out in the middle of the action. I figure that's enough consent, and I've got a hardon to take care of.

I've felt like a total scumbag in the middle of it, but I kind of like that. YOLO!

Interesting. To me, the hottest part of sex is hearing their reactions. When they are turning me on too much, I cover their mouths.

I don't think I'd have much fun fucking a girl who is passed out.

It becomes too much of a pussy worship at that point. You are putting her on the pedestal as an object of greater importance than yourself.

I think the key is to not take girls who are THAT fucked up.

Also, you have to be careful. If you were in a coma, and someone fucked you up the ass and gave you AIDS, how would you feel? You'd feel raped. Why invite that kind of mess into your game? (BTW not saying you have AIDS, just giving an example).
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03-16-2013 04:45 AM
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RE: How do you deal with really drunk girls?
Sloppy drunk sex is pretty awesome, but the first sign of her passing out and I'm peaching out. In the U.S., garden variety sex can catch you a false rape case. Never allow yourself to be in a "she was too drunk to consent" scenario.
03-16-2013 05:18 AM
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RE: How do you deal with really drunk girls?
Why do they get that drunk... The other night I met a really cute girl in a bar and she was really drunk. I said "hey" and in one minute we were making out. As per your advice, I did not escalate and after some time let her not-so-drunk friend drag (literally) her away from me. Stupid bitches Sad
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03-17-2013 09:34 PM
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RE: How do you deal with really drunk girls?
If she is really hot and wasted, be a gentleman and let her sleep in your bed while you stay on the couch and don't try to take advantage.
In the morning, make her some breakfast and tell her you didn't want anybody to take advantage of her. Now exchange numbers and meet up again. She'll be eager to thank you for your graciousness

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03-18-2013 04:33 AM
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RE: How do you deal with really drunk girls?
(03-15-2013 04:48 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  But I've gotten drunk with girls, start fooling around, and she literally passes out in the middle of the action.

This is key - you have to time it, so you bed her JUST before she passes out. Leave her in recovery position so the CSI dudes don't come looking for semen samples.

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03-18-2013 06:14 AM
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(03-18-2013 04:33 AM)little wing Wrote:  If she is really hot and wasted, be a gentleman and let her sleep in your bed while you stay on the couch and don't try to take advantage.
In the morning, make her some breakfast and tell her you didn't want anybody to take advantage of her. Now exchange numbers and meet up again. She'll be eager to thank you for your graciousness

Laugh

Yeah and I'll send her a dozen roses at work, leave her a voicemail telling her how beautiful she is, and take her out to an expensive dinner. Angel

I've been with some hot messes in my time. Girls that are super self destructive and WANT to go out and get blitzed, WANT to be taken home and get their brains fucked out. I agree it's best to stay away from birds like these, as the more time you spend with them the more you get wrapped in their bullshit destructive behavior. I've been with girls like Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan...tazmanian devil girls, you get em back to your place and she's hammered and needs the dick, if you don't give it to her someone else will.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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03-18-2013 11:11 AM
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