Post: #26

(03-27-2013 01:23 AM)Vicious Wrote:  In American women's defense (well slightly) I have seen it go both ways. They can either be obnoxious morons barely allowing you to say hi before they tell you how everything from road signs to dating culture is "stupid". But then there are also those that become humbled and lean on every word I say as if I am a great authority on the locale, basically making me a mini-celeb in here mind.

Not impossible that it would be the same girl. The crazy American dichotomy.... they are all just dying to be "broken" not unlike a wild horse.

Post: #27

(03-03-2013 04:00 PM)temujin Wrote:  I remember hearing an American girl tell her obsequious American boyfriend while in a FSU tourist spot: "Look at all these girls. They're so SKINNY and dress like WHORES."

The American girl was wearing saggy jeans and a pull-over sweater.

And Ugg Boots?

Post: #28

(03-27-2013 10:29 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(03-03-2013 04:00 PM)temujin Wrote:  I remember hearing an American girl tell her obsequious American boyfriend while in a FSU tourist spot: "Look at all these girls. They're so SKINNY and dress like WHORES."

The American girl was wearing saggy jeans and a pull-over sweater.

And Ugg Boots?

Oh lord. Please.. no!!!

Post: #29

Tons of European chicks wear Ugg boots by the way... Even guys.

Post: #30

The kind of American girls described on this thread sound like the female equivalent of British Yobs/Soccer Hooligans in continental Europe. They are perfect for each other. We need a dating site encouraging them to hook up. Since neither are likely very successful with the opposite sex if we can arrange for them to get some they may well stop being loud and obnoxious.

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Post: #32

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

Post: #33

(03-27-2013 11:30 AM)Every10GivesMeA10 Wrote:  Tons of European chicks wear Ugg boots by the way... Even guys.

Serious?

This weeks sign that the apocalypse is coming.

Post: #34

When I went to Ukraine, one night I had a chat with the guy who works at this late night kabab shack.

Him: You from America, yes?
Me: Yes i am.
Him: Why you here?
Me: Various reasons
Him: Our women are pretty, yes?
Me: They are quite nice looking.
Him: American women, they are fat bitches, yes?
*slightly surprised*
Me: Yes they are.

Post: #35

(03-27-2013 10:52 PM)cibo Wrote:  When I went to Ukraine, one night I had a chat with the guy who works at this late night kabab shack.

Him: You from America, yes?
Me: Yes i am.
Him: Why you here?
Me: Various reasons
Him: Our women are pretty, yes?
Me: They are quite nice looking.
Him: American women, they are fat bitches, yes?
*slightly surprised*
Me: Yes they are.

Wait, an American was working in a kabab shack in Ukraine?

Talk about lifestyle design!

In all seriousness, is that correct?

Post: #36

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

HA. Someone should edit a Chipotle burrito and Starbucks cup into each of their hands to complete the scene.

This photo should be provided to all Lebron James haters. Hey Lebron, why would you leave Ohio for South Beach?

"uh um, here, look at this"

Post: #37

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

People are weird. I have a picture at that spot. It was my first trip to Europe and I remember thinking how humbling it was to be standing someplace with so much history. And I was thinking about all the insane shit that must have happened at this particular piece of real estate. The last thing I was thinking about was trying to impose some stupid inane joke on the experience.

What the fuck are they trying to speak anyway?

Post: #38

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

Release the Lions!

Post: #39

(03-28-2013 07:17 AM)j r Wrote:  

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

People are weird. I have a picture at that spot. It was my first trip to Europe and I remember thinking how humbling it was to be standing someplace with so much history. And I was thinking about all the insane shit that must have happened at this particular piece of real estate. The last thing I was thinking about was trying to impose some stupid inane joke on the experience.

What the fuck are they trying to speak anyway?

1 and 4 look like Os so maybe Ohio?

Post: #40

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

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(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

Post: #42

(03-28-2013 07:03 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(03-27-2013 10:52 PM)cibo Wrote:  When I went to Ukraine, one night I had a chat with the guy who works at this late night kabab shack.

Him: You from America, yes?
Me: Yes i am.
Him: Why you here?
Me: Various reasons
Him: Our women are pretty, yes?
Me: They are quite nice looking.
Him: American women, they are fat bitches, yes?
*slightly surprised*
Me: Yes they are.

Wait, an American was working in a kabab shack in Ukraine?

Talk about lifestyle design!

In all seriousness, is that correct?

The guy was from Jordan actually. And there were a lot of fly girls in the area since it was right next to the Arena in Kiev.

Post: #43

I do my absolute best to avoid american and australian chicks abroad, they absolute annoy the shit out of me and will hang onto you because they hear you speak english.

Post: #44

(03-28-2013 09:50 AM)Asaxon Wrote:  

(03-28-2013 07:17 AM)j r Wrote:  

(03-27-2013 11:55 AM)temujin Wrote:  

People are weird. I have a picture at that spot. It was my first trip to Europe and I remember thinking how humbling it was to be standing someplace with so much history. And I was thinking about all the insane shit that must have happened at this particular piece of real estate. The last thing I was thinking about was trying to impose some stupid inane joke on the experience.

What the fuck are they trying to speak anyway?

1 and 4 look like Os so maybe Ohio?

Ohio. Of course. Cue G with the Zanesville reference.

Post: #45

(03-28-2013 03:45 PM)bojangles Wrote:  I do my absolute best to avoid american and australian chicks abroad, they absolute annoy the shit out of me and will hang onto you because they hear you speak english.

This is why I quit going to hostels as frequently.
You have one loud conversation with your drunk travelling buddy and WHAM, two nasty tatted British sluts and their chavvy little friend follow you and try to get you to buy their underage asses cigarettes and alcohol for the rest of a three day weekend.