Post: #1

I'm just now sobering up a bit, and I have come to terms with this: I got a phone number from a girl with a skrillex haircut. I was blinded by the fact that she had a 9/10 body and was 19. But, goddamn, the fucking hair. Damned vodka. She is a barista at a coffee shop that is in the middle of a bar strip in my city.

What should my penance be?

Post: #2

If you are complaining about a girl with a 9 body because of her haircut you may want to go get drunk again. I don't think you are going to get much sympathy from us. I will bang a 19 with a 9 body IF she was bald!

Post: #3

Ya, you're still dealing with a 6 even after she gets let out of the penalty box. No shame in a bit of dumpster diving here and there son.

Post: #4

Paperbags were invented for a reason...

Post: #5

Fair points, I suppose I was more turned off by the haircut than most would be. She gave me the eyes after only 3 minutes of gaming, I know if she wasn't working, I would be fucking her and not writing this. The next morning I would feel violated though

But her body, fuck. Just lean, thin with a small bubble Brazilian style ass and perky small-medium tits (I'm a small-medium tits guy). Why do girls ruin themselves with that fucking haircut??

Post: #6

No bang? No story.

Post: #7

Ask yourself one question: did she pass the boner test?

Post: #8

try pulling her hair out when you're fucking her raw in the ass

Post: #9

(03-01-2013 04:00 AM)mental Wrote:  Ask yourself one question: did she pass the boner test?

Yes, that's the problem. In all reality, she shouldn't because of that hair.

Post: #10

Doggie style, that way you can focus on what matters.

Post: #11

Dude, there are always exceptions to every rule. For every few dozen girls who look dreadful with a skrillex cut, there will be a couple that don't look bad. In rare cases it might actually create a really compelling contrast between wannabe-masculine and hyper-feminine, like salty peanuts on an ice cream sundae, like jalapenos in chocolate. Like Babi Rossi in this video:

Post: #12

(03-01-2013 12:52 AM)ryanf Wrote:  What should my penance be?

Doggystyle her, slap her ass, cum in her hair.

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Post: #14

(03-01-2013 12:41 PM)soup Wrote:  

I can't guarantee anything, but I will make the effort