Post: #1

Recently two girls have told me my semen tastes remarkably good. I've been trying to think back the past few weeks to see what my diet has been like and realized the main change is that I've been drinking a ton of homemade mulled cider.

Here's my recipe:
4-6 cups local unpasturized apple cider
4-5 cloves
1 stick of cinnamon

Toss everything together in a large saucepan. Simmer until the cider has lost about half it's volume. Optional: replace the lost volume with rum.

Drink in front of a warm fire on a cold winter night.

Post: #2

I need to try some of your semen to see if this is legit

Post: #3

pineapple, mangos and other exotic fruits will make girls want to drink your man sauce from the tap.

Post: #4

I have heard the same thing about Citrus fruits from a Fuck Buddy from Czeck Republic

Post: #5

Pineapple juice and vodka.