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(02-09-2013 02:47 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Bust out a dude-steak pic.

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(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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Official forum role model: ARNOLD!



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Official Health Supplement

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Official Forum Comedian: Bill Burr



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I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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dupe

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

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Hahaha damn you guys are coming up with some great ones.

Yeah I was grilling poolside last summer and some 6 approached me trying to get my attention and her line was something like, "What are you DOING over here? I've been waiting for you to come over and scratch my back all day long!"

BITCH, PLEASE

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Official Mascot:

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You sweat my style of game. Admit it Tuth Laugh

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(02-09-2013 11:54 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  You sweat my style of game. Admit it Tuth Laugh

I'll never know because you blue-balled me, and the rest of the forum, with only a small fraction of the approach. Big Grin This is how I imagine the interaction went:

Parlay: Is that your real name?
Lexus: Yeah.
Parlay: It's cute.

At that point it gets cut off. This is what happened after.

Parlay: It's a good name, but I would never drive a Lexus.
Lexus: Why not?
Parlay: Because my best friend was killed in a Lexus.
Lexus: Oh my god, really? What happened?
Parlay: He wasn't driving. He was parked, and was eating. He choked on a Double Cheesy Gordita.
Lexus: Hahahaha.
Parlay: Who named you, your mom or dad?
Lexus: My mom.
Parlay: Is your mom a stripper?
Lexus: What?!
Parlay: Just kidding. How did she decide on that name?
Lexus: She thought it was pretty.
Parlay: Hey, let me ask you opinion on something.
Lexus: Okay.
Parlay: Do you think I should braid my beautiful long hair or wear it loose like this?
Lexus: I think it looks good like that.

Etc. Etc.

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@Tuth
Hell I must be doing something right. I'm 38 and I SNL'd a 25 year old Polish girl on Superbowl Sunday. Picked her up at the bar and brought her back to my place and did some very dirty things to her. I was dressed like a total scrub too. Dirty jeans, sneakers, hooded sweatshirt. I didn't even comb my hair that day. It was all scraggly looking. I'm just friendly. I guess I give off the right vibe.

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(02-10-2013 12:17 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Hell I must be doing something right. I'm 38 and I SNL'd a 25 year old Polish girl on Superbowl Sunday. Picked her up at the bar and brought her back to my place and did some very dirty things to her. I was dressed like a total scrub too. Dirty jeans, sneakers, hooded sweatshirt. I didn't even comb my hair that day. It was all scraggly looking. I'm just friendly. I guess I give off the right vibe.

I think you're looking for the forum lounge. Laugh

(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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Official Hail-Mary Restart Text

   

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Official Fashion Designer:

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Official Movie:

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Official Pet, Female:

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Hey Basilransom, Ruphy are what the feminists would think is our official health supplement. The whole point of game is anti-ruphy I thought. I say that ACV is the official supplement.

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(02-09-2013 03:35 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(02-09-2013 02:47 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Bust out a dude-steak pic.

Official RVF Meal

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Just had one of these, topped off with a perfectly cooked egg. Very content right now.
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Official Music Video feat. Forum Member




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(02-11-2013 05:17 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  Official Movie:

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Which movie is this?

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Who? Momma? I could see that being Momma. Or maybe Pitt.

(02-11-2013 08:50 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Official Music Video feat. Forum Member



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official mineral



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Official Multi-purpose Fluid
The combined WD-40 and duct tape of RVF

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I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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(02-11-2013 09:11 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  
(02-11-2013 05:17 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  Official Movie:

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Which movie is this?

Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and it's really only on here for the infamous 'scene' near the beginning of the movie.
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