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I thought it would be fun to have, just for the fuck of it, a thread where we could unilaterally declare--without any kind of evaluation or voting process--"official" forum things. It doesn't have to be anything important.

I'll start with a few.

Official Forum Theme Song (to play at the beginning and closing of every RVF Convention in the future).





Official Forum Super Hero (Credit: speakeasy)

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Official Forum Fast-Food Hamburger

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Official Forum Ghetto-Bitch Smackdown





Official Forum 2/10-Would-Not-Bang

   

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Official mascot - IRT

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Official Carousel Rider

   

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official pet

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Official Forum Deodorant (surprised this wasn't your #1 Tuth)



Official Forum Tshirt



Official Forum Bird



Official Forum Elder Statesman

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Official forum condom:



Official forum nemesis:


Official forum troll:


Official token female:
Miss Chocolate

Official strength trainer:
Mark Rippetoe


Official Athlete:

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official anal tattoo girl

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We should have hand pound or a hand-gang-sign in the shape of an RVF so we can identify each other in the club.

Also, I think it should be every forum member's duty to take a pilgrimage to get a picture with the rectal girls anal ass tattoo.

"That's a fucking female!"
"I don't care, you want to be a man, I'm going to treat you like a man!"

"my nigga gonna beat the crap out you bitch!"

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offical forum commercial

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Official forum drink - Monster

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Official Vodka:


Official Wine:


Official Cigarettes:


Official Patron Saint:
St Raphael: patron saint of sex

Quote:Forget speed-dating and lonely-hearts columns. The Roman Catholic Church has come up with a more reliable way of finding love on Valentine’s Day: pray to St Raphael, the little-known patron saint of “happy meetings”.
The Church, concerned by a 30 per cent drop in Catholic weddings in England and Wales in the past decade, is offering single people the chance to seek divine intervention by the saint, described as a “heavenly helper famed for his match-making prowess”.
It has set up a website that includes tips for people trying to find “a good and virtuous spouse” and a prayer to St Raphael that has to be said for nine consecutive days from Wednesday.

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Good find speakeasy!! I thought I was the only one who remembered.

I still have the Rapeman vinyl from the early 90's. It was Steve Albini's band between Big Black and Shellac (named after the comic).

   

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The Official Forum 'Rillo



http://www.bnbtobacco.com/product/image/...igarillos-

The Official Forum Dance-Performed by Athlone McGuiness and Friends



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(02-07-2013 11:02 PM)bacon Wrote:  offical forum commercial

Who's the official forum go-to ugliest feminist?

I wonder what kind of accent they had that guy train for.

He's good, but I don't totally buy him as that guy. I know guys who are actually old school alpha like that- that guy looks very much like an actor imitating than the real thing. Don't get me wrong, he's great, and It's clear that he has some real alpha vibe to him, but I think Brando is more so:

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Official Beer:

   

   

   

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Official forum bar we're all banned from:
   

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(02-07-2013 11:30 PM)soup Wrote:  

(02-07-2013 11:02 PM)bacon Wrote:  offical forum commercial

Who's the official forum go-to ugliest feminist?

I wonder what kind of accent they had that guy train for.

He's good, but I don't totally buy him as that guy. I know guys who are actually old school alpha like that- that guy looks very much like an actor imitating than the real thing. Don't get me wrong, he's great, and It's clear that he has some real alpha vibe to him, but I think Brando is more so:

not to get off topic but marlon brando was gay

"Brando made the following comment about his sex life in an interview with Gary Carey, for his 1976 biography The Only Contender, "Homosexuality is so much in fashion it no longer makes news. Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando

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(02-07-2013 11:38 PM)Farmageddon Wrote:  Official forum bar we're all banned from:

I contest this finding. I propose Cincinnati's location:

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Official Royalty:

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Official failed troll:

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Official RVF Bootlegg:




Official RVF Animal/Mascot:

Raw Dog Rex



Official National Anthem for the RVF NATION:




Official RVF meal:
-Clam Bake



RVF Official Head of State:

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Damn kosko, that clam bake looks tight. It's been a long time since I threw down on one of those.

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Official Valentine's Day Gift

   

Official Backpack

   

Official Chef

   

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(02-09-2013 12:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Official Backpack

This, gentlemen, is fucking hilarious.

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Tuth, I'm going to assume that the dude in the "Bitch Please" meme is thedude3737, since he posted that epic steak thread. I should probably post that .gif in the "What do you think forum members look like?" thread too.

I also challenge kosko's finding that a clam bake is the official RVF meal. In my book, the official RVF meal is cooking a steak like thedude3737.

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(02-09-2013 12:36 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  Tuth, I'm going to assume that the dude in the "Bitch Please" meme is thedude3737, since he posted that epic steak thread. I should probably post that .gif in the "What do you think forum members look like?" thread too.

That is actually thedude3737, who's in the midst of reacting to some bitches wanting him to abandon his poolside grill or something. I can't remember the exact story. Maybe he'll re-tell it if he comes into this thread.

(02-09-2013 12:36 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  I also challenge kosko's finding that a clam bake is the official RVF meal. In my book, the official RVF meal is cooking a steak like thedude3737.

Well, you gotta make an official official declaration. You can't just challenge. Bust out a dude-steak pic.