Post: #201

I'm not going to lie, when science told me that I felt like I was having an out of body experience. Wrestling and fighting have shaped my life, so I always go back to that when something happens. In a fight, if something bad happens (or good actually) and you lose your focus, you are fucked. For me this was one of those times. Rather than dwell on it I just said "fuck it" and punched on.

Rio I'll give you a shout as soon as I get back. You are going to crack up.

Oh and as far as the blowjob it was nothing spectacular, as I said I was trying to fit the notch in pretty quickly so it didn't last very long. I guess that somewhat protected me.

Post: #202

Fisto, I know how you feel. The first girl I picked up in Thailand was not a girl, but a kathoey. It had tits and I had actually done a little kissing, and it had its shirt off. I reached for its crotch and it told me, he was a ladyboy. So I immediately through him out. I then went to 7-11 and bought some strong mouthwash. After that I was afraid of any "girl" that was too tall or had too masculine of features and started going after only girls with rounder faces and bodies with more curves. Any ideas if there are a lot of post op kathoeys in Bangkok? This whole idea you can fuck a girl and it's not a girl creeps me out! What about all those girls with those nasty tattoos? I tried to stay away from those girls like the plague, because to me girls with a lot of tattoos are bargirls. What are your thoughts on this?

Post: #203

oh fistrain, how the mighty have fallen

don't worry Alexander the Great got blown plenty of times too by dudes.

Post: #204

I haven't fallen. When you see this girls ass I banged last night you'll say different. If I smash this other girl from the second bar ill be on top of the world.

Post: #205

Haha Fisto def a mistake you don't want to make again!... Honestly though some of the ladyboys really do look good and when you are wasted it can be very dangerous..When I was in Thailand it got to to the stage where if I was unsure about someone I would ask if them nicely if they were a ladyboy.. If they were, they would usually just not respond and wouldnt get angry but if they weren't they would scream they were not a ladyboy to which then I would say prove it! (in most cases they would grab my hand and put it between their legs!).so yeh don't be scared to ask as you can tell by a response or lack of....good luck!!

Post: #206

I'll get Science to send a pic of the ladyboy so you guys can judge for yourselves. Honestly, I'm not that bothered by it. I feel like I SHOULD be, but I'm not.

Here's the crazy girl that was demanding money. Her ass was as good as her tits.



Here's the girl from last night. I'll break it down in a report later.

Post: #207

Shit sorry about the size. I don't know what it did that.

Post: #208

Fisto if you upload to tinypic, then post from the url there it works. That's usually what I do.

Wow guys, you are having legit adventures. It's not SEA without some ladyboy encounters hahaha. Good work on the updates. Helps me relive my time there.

Post: #209

If you're using imgur you can scale it as well. Just test it out in a browser before you post here to make sure it did it properly. Also, I don't think ladyboy is a big deal either. Shit happens.

20N aren't you in Utah now? Go get some Mormon girl numbers. Just ask for them!

Post: #210

Fisto's Thai opener from now on:

Post: #211

(02-22-2013 08:50 AM)Menace Wrote:  If you're using imgur you can scale it as well. Just test it out in a browser before you post here to make sure it did it properly. Also, I don't think ladyboy is a big deal either. Shit happens.

20N aren't you in Utah now? Go get some Mormon girl numbers. Just ask for them!

Haha yeah I am. Let me tell you about the ultimate letdown. Getting a hot mormon girl's number, going on a date, spitting perfect game, making out, starting to like the girl, then... spending the next 10 dates trying to get her to do something sexual and realizing she wouldn't do it if her life depended on it... Worst... blue balls... ever.

No thanks on the mormon girls. But I am actually working on my professor from my university. I'll have a great story and a new flag. She is mormon, graduated from BYU, but I'm getting great vibes.

Post: #212

Here's the top ladyboy talent:

   


   



Hmmmm. Easily mistakable or.............

Post: #213

Go ahead dick. Kick a man while he's down ; )

Post: #214

(02-22-2013 09:25 AM)Fisto Wrote:  Go ahead dick. Kick a man while he's down ; )

Well you have some ammo to fire back with the unknown outcome of the Cabana in Bonao story.

Post: #215

Don't feel too bad. My friends and I had a conversation the other day about this extremely weird Chinese girl we all know. Even the weird ass Chinese people think she's fuckin weird. Super weird. It was unanimously agreed that any of us would rather bang a ladyboy, and walk out with our heads held high, if the only other option was to impregnate this strange bitch.

Post: #216

You hear that Ali? Mechanico says I have the green like to talk about baked goods.

Post: #217

(02-22-2013 10:22 AM)Fisto Wrote:  You hear that Ali? Mechanico says I have the green like to talk about baked goods.

We'll never be able to top that Thanksgiving. Ever.

Post: #218

@Fisto
Hey man I got mad respect for you telling us that story. It would have been easy to just stay silent about it. All of us on this forum are now both greatly entertained and and much wiser because of the story.

Post: #219

@Fisto- Dont feel bad. Shit happens. I suspect I got a BJ in a bathroom from a ladyboy in SF.

Still not sure about that one....yea.

As for being closer friends w/THC and science, yea man after 3-4 days w/the same wings =1-2 months of normal America hanging out time.

Post: #220

DD- thanks man. For me I said I'd write what happened regardless, good or bad.

I'm really not assed about it all. At first it was a crazy revelation but after we are laughing. Ftw

Post: #221

If I was rolling with somebody and found out you were about to hookup with a ladyboy--I would try to find you or call before something happened. But thats just me.

Post: #222

(02-22-2013 01:42 PM)sucio44 Wrote:  If I was rolling with somebody and found out you were about to hookup with a ladyboy--I would try to find you or call before something happened. But thats just me.

I'd let nature run its course and be around for the meltdown.

Post: #223

Damn, Thailand and those ladyboys, scary shit.

Post: #224

Sorry to hear about that unfortunate incident Fisto, but no biggies, charge it to experience I guess. We've all been through a similar situation. Anyone that stays in Thailand for any longer than a week, goes through that. Heck, once at the wee hours, pissed drunk, I kissed a ladyboy in a club in BKK.

Big kudos for telling it as it was, straight and honest. Thumbs up man! Now go and smash 5 of the baddest bitch you can find to make up for that.

Post: #225

(02-22-2013 01:44 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-22-2013 01:42 PM)sucio44 Wrote:  If I was rolling with somebody and found out you were about to hookup with a ladyboy--I would try to find you or call before something happened. But thats just me.

I'd let nature run its course and be around for the meltdown.

Fisto hasn't quiet reached this stage yet:







Meltdown in 3....2.....1......