Post: #76

(01-30-2013 10:47 AM)scorpion Wrote:  Last night I had sex with a girl and afterward was laying in bed with her. After a little while I wanted to go for a second round, but I couldn't think of an opener.

LOL this one wins.

Post: #77

Yesterday, as I walked out for lunch downtown I saw one of the hottest women in a while coming out of a petshop in this cute little summer dress, and as she got closer we locked eyes and she even passed a smile, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #78

A few days ago I was in a coffee shop, and there were two very attractive foreign-exchange university students sitting at a table speaking in Italian-accented English. I heard them mention that they were tired of gameless Chinese guys staring at them in awe and fear, and how they longed for a white guy from North America that is over 6 feet tall and with blue eyes to talk to them, and that they'd probably even be open to a threesome with such a man if he existed, but I couldn't think of an opener.

I wanted to ask you guys why whenever I'm balls deep in work or girls that these hilarious RooshV forum memes pop up and I'm late to the party, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #79

I saw a fly girl at the grocery store.

She was holding a bottle of Apple Cider Vinegar.

I wanted to try to swoop her, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #80

So anyway guys, I'm sick of the jokes.

Let's be serious for a minute.

The other day I saw a girl on her Mac in the library, she was trying to like my post and give me a +1 rep point.

I wanted to tell her it was me who wrote the post, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #81

I was at the gym, right, and it's one of those unisex gender equality ™ gyms where everyone changes in the same room. Well I saw a fly ass girl dipping her fingers into a tub of baking soda and then applying it on her armpits. Her technique was perfect. It so happens that I left baking soda at home. I stood next to her and opened my mouth, but no words came out because I couldn't think of anything.

Post: #82

   

This girl approached me on the street yesterday, asking if I knew where a good pet shop was. The only response I could come up with was, "You're 2/10, will not bang".

Post: #83

I was at this bar the other day and there was this amazing girl just standing around looking really bored, like she wanted someone to talk to. She was dark with long wavy brunette hair, small petit body but with an cracking ass. If I had to guess I would definitely say she was from Brazil, but maybe could have been Colombia.

Oh well I guess Ill never know because I didn't talk to her, as I couldn't come up with an opener.

Post: #84

This weekend, I went to a strip club with a girl. We got drunk, and left. In the cab she pulled my penis out, and put her lip about a inch away from it... while looking up at me. She asked me in spanish, if I wanted it. But, I couldn't think of an opener.(in any language)

Post: #85

I was walking by a dope restaurant, Custom Suited Down and two fly girls were outside smoking.



One girl said to the other, "I love when Men dress in Suits". The other said, "Me too, I love that".

I think I had a shot at them, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #86

To be fair, this didn't happen to me, it happened to my son, Tuthmosis II.

While his math teacher was drawing perfect circles on the chalkboard, he was busy not taking notes and drawing purple troll icons on his paper instead. This earned him a warning.



Then, when he was doing some quiet math problems in class, some idiot classmate starting fucking with him. So--like I taught him--he didn't take no shit and gave him what he deserved.



Naturally, he got sent to detention for this intransigence. But, much to his delight, it was it was just him and this cutie he's had a huge crush on for a while. The teacher stepped out for a minute while they were finishing their math homework on the chalkboard.



The girl was sending him the biggest signals, but despite everything I've taught him, he couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #87

Tuth, you should ban yourself for 7 days for improper child rearing. That's not the first time his missed his mark. ACTUAL footage of Tuth II not thinking of an opener. Next time buy him Day Bang for his birthday.

Post: #88

(02-12-2013 07:40 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

The lady in this video is in no way joking when she keeps saying "cock." It's a very common practice in the Jersey Shore town I am from and in others to send college students from Ireland, England, Eastern Europe, and other places to work at the Jersey Shore for the summer. One summer when I was about seventeen, I worked with some guy who was from Malaysia, was of Chinese descent, and whose first language was Mandarin. This guy also pronounced the word Coke like "cock." I used to take this guy to McDonald's for lunch quite often just to hear him say, "I'd like a large cock." Of course, everyone in the McDonald's and I would crack up laughing. Eventually the Malaysian guy caught on and called me a pukimak (mother fucker) as he rightfully should have. He was a good guy all around. This video reminded me of that.

Post: #89

I was shopping in the condom aisle at Rite Aid today when 2 hot girls walked past me. One girl says to her friend "I cant believe I am single on Valentines day, I just want to get fucked" and the second girl says "me too"

I wanted to say something but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #90

Saw this really cute girl in the pet store the other day, but I couldn't think of an opener

Post: #91

This is what the thread remind me of:

Post: #92

Today this chick opened me, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #93

Had this chick invite me to her place the other day said she wanted the D so i walked to her house excited but I couldnt think of an opener.

Post: #94

After snorting 2 lines of Zinc, sodaad up pits, and being swole after coming from the gym, I saw this soccer mom with ROK open on her phone.

I said:"You know, being a woman you could get banned on there..:
She said:"Wait, what? (with huge grin) Your in a band?"

And despite being in a band, I couldn't think of an opener. damn.

Post: #95

Thought i'd never be seeing this thread again.

Post: #96

(01-29-2013 07:38 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote:I wanted to make a comment to her but didn't come up with anything good.

How about... "How do you know about that site... it's only for men?"

Post: #97

Before my days as an ESL teacher I was part of a leading think-tank into the marketing of anthropomorphic paint kits for children

I came up with 'Stanley Knife', 'Basil Brush' and 'Pol paint-Pot', but they fired me because I couldn't think of 'Anne Opener'

Post: #98

I was telling an ex girlfriend how I played rugby last year and am going to be playing hockey this fall. She said the only thing she loves more than getting pounded out by a rugby player is getting pounded out by a hockey player. I couldn't think of an opener.

Post: #99

I stumbled back to my house at midnight to find a naked 10 sitting at my computer moaning in pleasure while masturbating to girl-on-girl porn but, I couldn't think of an opener (she probably wasn't into guys anyway)

Post: #100

Me and my friends threw a party at our apartment and I decided to send a text to this 10 whose number I got from class. I had never texted her before because I only got her number so we can discuss who was going to do what on the project. I decided to invite her anyway. She shows up much to my surprise. I ended up getting fucked up, decided to call it night while everyone else partied.

As I closed the door behind me and took of my shirt, I saw the 10 standing right there and she said: "I'll fuck anyone as long as I'm drunk." I saw her pound 8 shots and motion with her finger for me to come closer. I just put my shirt on and walked back out because I couldn't think of an opener.