(02-15-2016 03:50 PM)hwuzhere Wrote:  

(02-15-2016 09:15 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Just by changing my location to Bangkok, I've gotten 16 matches in 12 hours. So now I know Tinder isn't being glitchy for me. It's just the West sucks balls.

Fish ain't biting? Find another river.

Just did that myself in Bangkok and Tokyo. Harder to find hot girls but 20 matches in 5 minutes means something.

It almost makes me want to drop everything and take the first flight out.

My biggest motivation for saving like crazy and going location independent has been switching my tinder to former soviet union, model looking matches in a few hours. Philippines, I got a few hundred matches in a few days. Back home, 8-10 max a week, and they all flake.

ey all,

I got an issue. I've matched with a chick from Tinder about a week ago and arranged to meet up this weekend. We messaged a bit on Tinder and got her number. Left it for a few days and then messaged again to remind her of myself to keep the fondness up. Her replies are slow like next day replies but geniune replies and apologetic (considering it was valentines weekend). The messages are non sexual and quite polite but shes still replying

However, as the day approaches shes still keen to meet up asking me where and what time. I realized logistics could cost me on this meet up for a same day bang as shes about 1 hour drive from me and not really convenient to get to. Do you think I should book a cheap AirBNB in the next town (about 5-10 min drive) and arrange for a drink in there? Would need an excuse to mention I got an apartment there.

Changed my photo to a picture of me playing the banjo in the back of a pickup yesterday. Got three new matches already. So the takeaway is either chicks dig the redneck look, or if you update your photos you get placed higher up in the card stack. Probably the latter.

@pantsonfire- There is no way I personally would drive for an hour and rent an AirBnB for the chance of a shag. I have my Tinder set to 20km, and I'm in what could conservatively be called a two horse town . How far are you guys looking??

^^ I've set it to 25km. However, for the past few weeks, shes the hottest one I've matched with and chatted to. The rest are very poor quality or nothing as of yet materialised

Any tips on messaging? As I mentioned in another thread when it comes to texting a girl I have met its no issue, but messaging some girl I dont know on tinder is difficult because one I hate texting and hate "chatting" and two I work vastly better in person, you can read so many cues in person and escalate to touching so much quicker.

I have to get over that hump of messaging first though, once I get the meet its smooth sailing.

Any tips? I usually just shoot a "hey" or "whats up" to the matches and they say "nm u" and thats when Im like fuck...I really dont feel like making conversation...

Messaged a chick, she has in her profile about living life on the wild side. So I open with something along the lines of 'so you like to live on the wild side? Does that involve car chases and blah blah'. I thought it was a funny opener.

Her reply 'I guess you'd have to find out'.

I can't figure if this is a brush off, or she is trying to make me pursue and just being difficult.

(02-16-2016 10:24 AM)TheDuncan Wrote:  Any tips? I usually just shoot a "hey" or "whats up" to the matches and they say "nm u" and thats when Im like fuck...I really dont feel like making conversation...

Lucky bastard. If only I could get a response from opening with 'hey'...

If you're just looking for chicks who are DTF, you could follow their 'nm u' with something suggestive, i.e. 'watching Netflix in bed, feeling lonely'.

(02-15-2016 04:07 PM)Stun Wrote:  Has anyone put "No hookups" with a smirk emoticon as their status?

The impact is probably minimal, but I'm interested in female responses and if anyone got them qualifying with it.

I'm going to set it up, this weekend for maximum impact.

Let us know how this goes. That's a great idea.

Just took the idea, lets see what happens.

I rejoined tinder earlier this week and I can't believe what a dog pound it's become.

I'm living in Michigan and it's a pit of 4s and 5s. Such a drastic change from 2 months ago!

An opener I've been experimenting with and seems to work pretty good is a simple "congrats".

Some of them ask "what for" but most of them get the hint and there's an instant flirty vibe going on.

Can we get a top post and info /faq for this thread.
90 percent of it is fluff.

I'm trying to find those old gems like the rule where you use three pictures with specific scenes.

Or the emoji text.

Or all the screenshots of number pulls.

(02-15-2016 04:07 PM)Stun Wrote:  Has anyone put "No hookups" with a smirk emoticon as their status?

The impact is probably minimal, but I'm interested in female responses and if anyone got them qualifying with it.

I'm going to set it up, this weekend for maximum impact.

Mine says "Disclaimer: I'm not here for a hookup."

Other than that, I make no mention of it. I assume they've read it.

I then follow Tuthmosis's "First-Date Bang Strategy." I move from no more than two venue's to my place. Throughout the date, I "seed" that I don't do first kisses in public.

Me (after some touching): I can't stand those guys/girls that have their first kiss in some lame bar (she's now thinking that if she wants a kiss, it's not happening in public).
Me (at end of first/second round): Let's go back to my roof and open a bottle of [wine name here]. It's been breathing/chilling all day (I've already found it what wine she likes during texting).
Her: I'm not going back to your place. If I do that, there's bound to be penetration.
Me: Please, I'm not in to hooking up (its in my profile). Besides, we haven't even kissed yet (her mind is focused on that roof and kissing).
Her: Okay. What kind of wine was it again?

Permission granted boys. Someone get in there!

^^


19 and already poisoned by SJW thought and Feminism

What a waste.

Been trying out a way to get numbers quickly the past 2 weeks.

Run your preferred opener, she replies, you hit back with a quick comment and then this:

Quote:Gotta be honest, I'd rather meet you over drinks than send messages in bottles on here. Give me your number and I'll get in touch.

It's a variation of many number closes found in this thread, but it's been good so far. Usually I've been aiming for some flirty banter before grabbing their number, which can make for long convos - this has been more efficient.

And this is what I get for swiping right on everyone.

On the plus side, she gave me one of the best compliments I've received from a woman. "Ideals of a 15th century English Noble"

I'll take it!

This one's 18 too. Such a shame. She could be cute if she'd grow her hair out and stop dying her hair.

She wrote an essay ? Aw, she likes you !

(02-17-2016 01:44 PM)kaotic Wrote:  She wrote an essay ? Aw, she likes you !

Nah bro, shes out of my league.

(02-17-2016 01:29 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

Holy shit that's one nuclear hamster. If I got that wall of text my reply would have been "Just so we're clear, is that a no to netflix and chill?"

That girl needs a bang. Fuck the pain away.

Lmfao dafuq did you say to her bro?

(02-17-2016 04:37 PM)TheDuncan Wrote:  Lmfao dafuq did you say to her bro?

Haven't decided

She definitely needs a visit from Patriarchy Patrick

I'll probably think of something at 2am. Thats when my best stuff hits me.

Unless you got something you recommend

I mean to get her to reply like that, or did she see something on your profile?

I absolutely wouldnt argue with her and probably just say "tldr" or something but Im sure you could find some creative ways to troll her.

(02-17-2016 05:00 PM)TheDuncan Wrote:  I mean to get her to reply like that, or did she see something on your profile?

Hah! Heres what I sent her. My profile description is also "Yes, I am trying to have sex with you"

I have various scripts I use. The following is what I send to girls that have gone dry or ones that have the word Pansexual in their description. My script I use with the best success I posted a few pages back.

The script below is fun because it either works (and it is more successful than you may think) or it doesn't and the girls blow up and send you funny stuff.

Miscbrah's word of advice- If a girl has specified Pansexual in the description, it should be obvious she's a freak. You're not getting the bang and it probably isn't worth putting up with all the weird shit even if you think you can.

And lastly for the one fucktard out there, this isn't what I use when I have a quality match I'm gonna actually try to bang. I send this to 5s and below because of minimal time investment.