Post: #1

Feel free to add your interpretation and translation of girl speak/hamster speak.

example:

Girl text back after 5 hours, keep in mind she works as tutor and a artist...so this is BS

hamster: Hey sorry it took me a long time, I have to work friday, saturday, and sunday. While others have a break, I have to work.

Translation: your low on my priority, if I get bored I may hang out with you on my terms, but I like to keep you as an orbiter for the mean time.


Hamster: hey ive been so busy with school and work, no joke, what have you been up to?

No girl is that busy, unless she is a U.S. senator, which she is not.

Translation: I am lying out of ass, and blaming it on my busy schedule, but I don't really want to see you, but I like the attention you are giving me.




Hamster: I'm busy real busy...

translation: I don't want to hang out with you, but if I get pump and dump or get bored I will hang out.

Post: #2

Hamster: What are you up to?

Translation: I want your dick

Hamster: I don't want you seeing other girls

Translation: I want to see how much of my bullshit you can tolerate. I, and I alone, will control how much pussy you get and will use that power to manipulate whatever it is I want from you. Despite our so-called gender equality, while you're committing to me I'm still going to entertain flirtatious texts from other guys and if the circumstances are right, probably fuck them too.

Hamster: I need more reassurance in this relationship

Translation: You're too alpha. I can't read you and you're too aloof. I never know what to expect from you, so I need you to be more boring and predictable. That way I can nag you at will, lose 100% of my respect and attraction to you, and start thinking about fucking the next guy while you beg for my attention.

Hamster: We always do what YOU want to do

Translation: Even though I'm attracted to assertive, confident men that know what they want and do as they please, I have to put up this front and repeatedly test your manhood because if I didn't, well, what the fuck else would I do?

Hamster: I don't have to put up with this

Translation: My pussy is so goddamned wet I'm going to have to throw this thong away. I'm so glad I found a guy that knows how to neglect and borderline abuse me. Let's fuck.

Post: #3

Girl text me back after 1 month has past. I originally suggest we grab a drink.


Hamster: hey, do you still go salsa dancing?

Translation: I am bored or I got pump and dump, so I need some attention, it will be hard for you to fuck me, but it is a possibility now.

Post: #4

Haha not bad

Post: #5

(12-23-2012 05:41 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  Hamster: What are you up to?

Translation: I want your dick

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Post: #6

Hamster: "you jerk!" *playful punch in the arm
Meaning: *flirt