Post: #26

(02-02-2014 11:28 PM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  I got an email with pictures, a nice 8

...

Less then 10 words said before we were on the bed!

Best experience ever.

Meanwhile on the other side of town...

(02-02-2014 11:17 PM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  A troll. Wow, I thought I was in a newbie forum for advice. I guess I will think twice before I post here again. Even Roosh 6/10 a troll. come on.

I explained actually what happened, yes it was a stupid mistake buying the other girl clothes but it won't happened again.

Thanks for the advice, for the guys that gave it.

We ended up going on a lunch date and after lunch she immediately said lets go shopping at the mall so I looked at her and simply said I am not into buying gifts before the girl has played with me and said if I choose to buy you a gift at some point in the future because I want to then that will be my choice but don't tell me to buy you things ok.

She accepted my response and never pushed again toward going to the mall.

10 word lays to paying for clothes.

Reverse game progression troll?

Post: #27

(02-02-2014 11:28 PM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  ad on craigslist...ate her out then...


Best experience ever.

wait..you ate out a craigslist bang...
Nuff said..

* I shortened your post to 10 words...since you used less than 10 words to bang her

Post: #28

Craigslist/Online game. Just showed up and dropped my pants...

Post: #29

(02-02-2014 11:47 PM)Irishman Wrote:  

(02-02-2014 11:28 PM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  I got an email with pictures, a nice 8

...

Less then 10 words said before we were on the bed!

Best experience ever.

Meanwhile on the other side of town...

(02-02-2014 11:17 PM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  A troll. Wow, I thought I was in a newbie forum for advice. I guess I will think twice before I post here again. Even Roosh 6/10 a troll. come on.

I explained actually what happened, yes it was a stupid mistake buying the other girl clothes but it won't happened again.

Thanks for the advice, for the guys that gave it.

We ended up going on a lunch date and after lunch she immediately said lets go shopping at the mall so I looked at her and simply said I am not into buying gifts before the girl has played with me and said if I choose to buy you a gift at some point in the future because I want to then that will be my choice but don't tell me to buy you things ok.

She accepted my response and never pushed again toward going to the mall.

10 word lays to paying for clothes.

Reverse game progression troll?

So a guy makes one mistake and is too nice to a girl and it is impossible for him to get laid quickly?

What the hell!

Is that all you have to do with your time is make fun of other posters? Some of you guys have to much time on your hands.

Post: #30

(02-03-2014 01:18 AM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  Is that all you have to do with your time is make fun of other posters?

Seems to be what you are up to...

(02-02-2014 11:45 PM)batmanMNUSA Wrote:  Urban nerd,

I thought I would help you with an event where you can practice your game for which you apparently have never made a mistake.

http://www.yelp.com/events/minneapolis-f...-love-fest

I don't want to derail this thread though so Ill just wait till the ban hammer arrives.

Post: #31

Majority of my lays for the past 2-3 years have been straight-forward and easy to the point that I don't even believe in LMR anymore...

The most effortless though, had to be a chick who was embraced with a guy who was TRYING SO HARD I wanted to see if she'd legit come with me because I was having a blast with friends. As lights came on, I tap her saying "lets go after party!" She comes with use to my friend model apartment.

P.S...Another time would've been super easy but I was too drunk, asked a chick where he lived and that I'd sleep over because I didn't feel like commuting home. She agreed, needless to say I drunkenly did go home

Post: #32

Most of my easiest lays come from dance floor game. Eye contact, smile, reach your hand, start to dance, kiss each other while dancing, no talking. Fun, easy and most of the times leading to the sex.

Post: #33

Probably has been when one of my sister's has told their friends all about me...

Since I live apart from my siblings and have done ok for myself, it's always been this big happening when I come to town for the weekend. Almost like a local celebrity...

Soon as I touch down I go through my ritual of securing a hotel room and getting freshened up. These "friends" have basically lined up for the "D", a lot of times I wouldn't even be aware of the free publicity....but over the years I have graciously taken advantage. Not many words needed.

Post: #34

I remember once I was at a party. Sat down next to this girl and immediately got a huge smile from her. Next thing you know, we're making out.

25 minutes later, bangin in the back of my car. She was really drunk, but meh.

Post: #35

Met a girl through Facebook. She told me to meet her at some bar so I did. Within minutes we started to makeout. Maybe 20 minutes later she gets into my car and drive to her apartment. We both go into her bedroom and the rest was history.

Post: #36

Easiest is probably the youngest girl I've banged in quite a while (19). Met her in my community college photography class, didn't make anything other than simple conversation and very light flirting throughout the class, last day of lab I told her we should get together to check out horses she'd shown me pictures of and I got her number. Little bit of texting for logistics and I changed it up, invited her to come and hang out at the beach. She showed up, we went on a bike ride down the coast, then we swam in the ocean for at least an hour. Got out, toweled off, rode back to my house, smoked her out, then went in for the makeout, ended up banging.

Easiest almost bang was this gorgeous italian girl that was dancing with her friend, her friend introduced herself, said she was taken but that I should hang out with her girl. I started dancing with the italian girl, got her number, almost left the bar after getting a beer with her (and she was pretty involved with her large group of friends), then said fuck it, came back and invited her on a walk to the pier with me, after some hesitation she came with. Took her down to the pier, walked around, walked her back to my place, then my intestines decided I was going to have massive gas and diarrhea all night and I couldn't possibly bang her. She stopped responding after she left that morning.

It's not often in life that you have a girl gifted to you on a silver platter like that. What a horrible coincidence, still kind of pains me a bit.

Post: #37

Took out a trashy-hot girl who a client introduced me to. We went to grab a beefbowl and then right to my house to bang in the shower. That date was $14 and just 2 hours start to finish. Best head I've ever had, too.

Post: #38

(02-03-2014 04:17 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  Easiest is probably the youngest girl I've banged in quite a while (19). Met her in my community college photography class, didn't make anything other than simple conversation and very light flirting throughout the class, last day of lab I told her we should get together to check out horses she'd shown me pictures of and I got her number. Little bit of texting for logistics and I changed it up, invited her to come and hang out at the beach. She showed up, we went on a bike ride down the coast, then we swam in the ocean for at least an hour. Got out, toweled off, rode back to my house, smoked her out, then went in for the makeout, ended up banging.

That sounds like good, natural game, and to me it's the best kind of sexual engagement with a girl, where everything is natural and you feel good about one another. If it were me I might have kept in touch with her.

Post: #39

(02-03-2014 08:15 PM)Yeti Wrote:  That sounds like good, natural game, and to me it's the best kind of sexual engagement with a girl, where everything is natural and you feel good about one another. If it were me I might have kept in touch with her.

Oh trust me, I tried to. She lives far enough away and is 19, working, going to community college and very much involved with her family a lot of the time...and maybe she wasn't that into me? Don't know exactly, but it never worked out again. Who knows, I think her dad was a cop so no reason to push too hard. Heh. Still occasionally dangle a carrot to see if the 19 yo will bite, but at the moment I'm dating a pretty damn hot girl with an even better body, face, everything, so I could care less.

Post: #40

I can't even remember half the bangs I got in college.

From spring break to frat parties to tailgating.

Most involved drinking, some chit chat and grinding.

Post: #41

(02-03-2014 10:21 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  I can't even remember half the bangs I got in college.

From spring break to frat parties to tailgating.

Most involved drinking, some chit chat and grinding.

I remember back in my university days I had a Nigerian 8 grinding against me and all I did was rub her back....

Post: #42

(02-04-2014 09:29 AM)Candlejack Wrote:  

(02-03-2014 10:21 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  I can't even remember half the bangs I got in college.

From spring break to frat parties to tailgating.

Most involved drinking, some chit chat and grinding.

I remember back in my university days I had a Nigerian 8 grinding against me and all I did was rub her back....

The one that got away

Post: #43

Many of my easiest lays have been at house parties.

I remember being a teen and getting in a freestyle rap battle with a buddy of mine and destroying him in front of his friends. Afterward some cute suburban girl with big titties introduced her self to congratulate me on the win. (8 mile game?) About half hour later when people started dispersing she sucked me off and I fucked her in the kitchen. Afterward found out she had a boyfriend, met him later on and he was completely oblivious.

Post: #44

In line with a lot of the stories already shared here mine was from a random house party. It was in my college days, I turned up at someones flat with a few pals and instantly started kissing a girl. She instigated the kiss (a pleasant bit of role reversal) I brought her out onto the balcony for a bit more privacy. Once out on the balcony she immediately started grabbing my cock, which as you can imagine I was more than happy to let her. Then she took it out my jeans and started wanking me off, all of this going on while the rest of the flat looked out at us laughing.

She suggested we continue this in her bedroom (this is the first time I've learned this is her flat). We immediately got down to it, it was a standard drunk bang with one small but memorable moment. As I'm ploughing away about 10 or 15 minutes in (I was smashed on cheap vodka) she informs that she wants to go the club soon and so could I please hurry up. Not wanting to be rude and over stay my welcome I increased the volume of beats per minute until the inevitable happened and bounced.

Post: #45

My easiest lay was when I met an english teacher in Bangkok. We chatted for about ten minutes and I just asked her if we should go to her place instead of hitting the club and start a private party. We went into the next store, bought a bottle of wine and as soon as we were in her hotel room we started to undress each other. All of this was within under one hour.

Post: #46

Random girl approaches me or I approach her (the former probably more common in fast cases like this) and we get to her place of mine straight away. Happened several times, be it at a house party, club dancefloor, or bus stop at 4am. Not sure how I could single out any single case as THE easiest. And usually there isn't that much of a story to tell because it's so fast and simple.

One time I was at a friend's friend's house, there were about 10 people there, I knew about half of them in advance, drinking, eating, smoking, talking through the night, no hardcore partying just takin it easy. I wasn't conciously hitting on any of the girls present at all. Then late at night when everyone was already passed out or about to go to sleep, the host got some extra mattress from a closet so that nobody'd have to sleep on the floor, they were kinda insufficient though - this girl (long curvy blonde hair, nice rack) who I'd not ever met before then says it's fine, me and her can share one mattress (we hadn't flirted before this at all). The host is kinda surprised, but fine with it, goes to his bedroom with his girlfriend. Then we proceed to kiss and then fuck raw right then and there, in the room with several passed out people laying on the couches just a meter or two away. When we're done, she says we should put our clothes back on to not shock people when they wake up.
What's worth mentioning too is that this girl was not drinking at all here, the only person not to. Not sure because she was a teetotaler or because she had to go back to the barracks the next day - yes she was in the goddamned army at the time. Weird girl.

Post: #47

Easiest lay(s): Walking offstage after a gig.

Post: #48

Hosting a party at my place always ended up great.

Post: #49

Met some girl through a mutual (guy) friend at a club. Probably spoke to her for 5 minutes max. Next couple days she texts me despite the fact I never gave her my number (my friend did after she asked him). She was drunk and asked if she could come hang out in my hotel room. I said yes and we banged.

In the morning she gave me head and left. Wasn't really attracted to her but it was zero effort.

Post: #50

My easiest happened last night...
Setup, I live with 3 friends in a house.
All the roommates went out and I took a night off cause I didn't feel good.

After the clubs closed some friends of the roommates came in, 3 guys and 3 girls paired up to use our sound system and play beer pong with my not home roomates. I'm good with two of the guys, but third was a rando dude and the cute big titted blonde with him immediately separated and came and sat by me to smoke hookah. (I had no idea people were coming, i'm in basketball shorts, no shirt, and a messy house) She gets up to play beer pong with her now mad boy, loses, then comes back to me. Bout 10 minutes into smoking again shes officially gotten touchy, we traded names but I don't remember it, I ask if she wants a quick tour of the house so she knows her way around, she says yes... moment we're in my bedroom I throw her on the bed and convert.

We had to ask eachother's names again halfway through.

I love asking a girls name during sex... one of life's simplest pleasures.