Post: #51

Sometimes I think it's better to not put effort in on a date, and just not care. I seem to attract chicks better when I'm not trying.

Post: #52

(12-28-2012 12:12 PM)esperar Wrote:  Sometimes I think it's better to not put effort in on a date, and just not care. I seem to attract chicks better when I'm not trying.

+1 on this shit, one date I spent just absolutely dismantling this girl's princess image she'd created of herself, fully demolished that image when i was down dipping her asshole at the end of the night.

Post: #53

Radio silence after a first date is the equivalent of a customer stopping a cheque that a salesman got them to write, for something they later realize they didn’t need.

All good salesman understand that there’s a chance that the spell they’ve weaved, during the sell, might wear off once they’re not there to keep the magic going.

That’s why the best salesmen always try to avoid taking a cheque and go for the cash.

And that’s also why you should always try to avoid taking a number and go for the bang!

That said, whenever I’m getting the radio silence treatment after a first date I always text this:

“Jenny, I just don’t think our relationship is working out. In fact, I think that we should break up before I get hurt. You keep the house and the dog and I’ll keep the car. Love Frank”

(note that the names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Girls find it hard not to respond to this text as it appeals to them on several levels.

Here are a few of the replies I get;

Thanks, I’m fond of the dog
Hey! I want the car!
But what will I tell the kids?
My mother was right about you

In any event, radio silence broken!

Post: #54

I've seen this thread like 20 times now and I still LOL when I read the "throwing shit on girl" title.

Post: #55

(12-19-2012 04:33 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(12-19-2012 03:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote:We talked a lot about movies and I played some scenes involving role playing.

That's where you lost it.

Jeez.

I didn't see that part.

I can just see her eyes glazing over and her pussy drying up while you talk about LARPing with her

Post: #56

(01-13-2013 11:55 AM)His Imperial Majesty Wrote:  Radio silence after a first date is the equivalent of a customer stopping a cheque that a salesman got them to write, for something they later realize they didn’t need.

All good salesman understand that there’s a chance that the spell they’ve weaved, during the sell, might wear off once they’re not there to keep the magic going.

That’s why the best salesmen always try to avoid taking a cheque and go for the cash.

And that’s also why you should always try to avoid taking a number and go for the bang!

That said, whenever I’m getting the radio silence treatment after a first date I always text this:

“Jenny, I just don’t think our relationship is working out. In fact, I think that we should break up before I get hurt. You keep the house and the dog and I’ll keep the car. Love Frank”

(note that the names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Girls find it hard not to respond to this text as it appeals to them on several levels.

Here are a few of the replies I get;

Thanks, I’m fond of the dog
Hey! I want the car!
But what will I tell the kids?
My mother was right about you

In any event, radio silence broken!

Those all sound like you're DOA to me. What's the point of breaking radio silence to get shitty texts like those?

Post: #57

I like to text: "do you have a social phobia?" or "Hmmm I was right about you".

If you give the impression that there is something wrong with them they will beg to know what it is or have you help them fix it.

Try not telling them, just say "it would take to long to explain it to you".

It may drive her mad and have her calling you.

But, yeah, in the end its probably easier to start with a new chick....

Post: #58

(12-25-2012 02:46 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 03:23 PM)starmaze Wrote:  I was roleplaying scene from movie "Total Eclipise" about French poet Arthur Rimbaud ( Leonardo Dicaprio) . I roleplayed as Rimbaud and she "was' Verlaine. The power dynamic was on my side
Of course i didnt pierce her hand. Obviously i didnt butt fuck her either
This is the scene. It starts 9:30 to 14:05

Thanks for sharing Starmaze!

Any updates with this girl?

Yeah, how did this turn out?

I hate when people drag us thru these excruciating Game "issues" and then never give us the dramatic conclusion.

Post: #59

I remember this thread. It was a good one, lot's of twists and turns. More drama than Argo. I think Ben Affleck should give up his Oscar and give it to starmaze.

Post: #60

(03-03-2013 07:54 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  I remember this thread. It was a good one, lot's of twists and turns. More drama than Argo. I think Ben Affleck should give up his Oscar and give it to starmaze.

Yeah, these threads are like watching the first half or a movie or hearing only half of a song.

There are thousands of threads on here like this. Guy asks for advice, people spend the time helping the cat, then no conclusion.

Either guys are getting hit by cars and dying, or there are a ton of ungrateful people in the world.

Starmaze, lets get a dramatic conclusion to this.

Post: #61

Legend has it...

Starmaze met her in a bungalow in a Mazandaran jungle. After a heated argument in the Mazandarani language, Starmaze "threw shit" on her. In outrage, she ran and picked up her walkie talkie, calling for back up. As she ran to a rusted locker to get her KH-2002 assault rifle, Starmaze fled the bungalow, and jumped into his safari jeep. He then realized he left the keys inside the bungalow. Frantically, he attempted to hot-wire the Jeep. He tried desperately, but the Jeep wouldn't come to life. Then, the woman came out aiming the KH-2002 at Starmaze. She smiled and said in Mazandarani "You dare throw shit on me?". Starmaze closed his eyes as she pulled the trigger.

"Click. Click. Click." The gun jammed. Starmaze opened his eyes as the Jeep engine roared to life. He looked at her as she examined the gun. He smiled, lit a cigarette, and "threw more shit" at her. He then says "Fuck you. Total Eclipse was a fucking masterpiece.". Starmaze drove off into the sunset, hanging a single middle finger out of the window.

Post: #62

You really have to just not give a damn and move on. At some point youll probably see that chick again and you might be able to pull her again. Sending her some crazy shit will just confirm in her mind why she shouldnt be fucking you.

Move on.
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This was something I had to learn. When you realise how many more more girls are out there, and that they are all the same (for the most part), you will get over girls like this right away. And if you give them some time then hit them back like a few weeks later, maye she will be up for something. If not, don't sweat it. But the important things are both not to care if she's being difficult, and to have a solid rotation going. That way you're not stuck trying to beg her to hang out again like some loser. Plus girls can smell that desperation from miles away, and that will only further make her stay away from you.

Post: #63

(12-20-2012 03:23 PM)starmaze Wrote:  

(12-20-2012 03:04 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

(12-19-2012 06:45 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Ha. "Goodfellas" was on TV last week!

Maybe, we are being too hard on "starmaze".

We don't know what movie he was acting out? It could have been this scene, possibly?





Starmaze,

Please share with us the movie and scene you were role playing with this girl!

I was roleplaying scene from movie "Total Eclipise" about French poet Arthur Rimbaud ( Leonardo Dicaprio) . I roleplayed as Rimbaud and she "was' Verlaine. The power dynamic was on my side
Of course i didnt pierce her hand. Obviously i didnt butt fuck her either
This is the scene. It starts 9:30 to 14:05

Starmaze:
Was it your idea or her idea to act out the movie "Total Eclipse"? If it was your idea, I'm not at all surprised that she ignored you. If it was her idea, then I see no problem with it. I have never seen nor heard of that movie, but I could only imagine the reaction I would get if I suggested to some girl that we act out scenes from that movie.

In my opinion, this thread is really underrated on the forum. The only thing it's really missing is a guest appearance by Neil Skywalker.

Post: #64

I called my boy "Tom" the other day to get some advice on how to act out a good Forrest Gump. I walked up to a girl in the bar and said "Life is like a box of chocolates" She didn't bang me. I proceed to take a shit and throw it on her.

Post: #65

(03-04-2013 03:45 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  In my opinion, this thread is really underrated on the forum. The only thing it's really missing is a guest appearance by Neil Skywalker.

Neil made multiple posts in this thread. I missed that.

Post: #66

Post: #67

Hey guys I found a video of starmaze, think he's been taking time out of the game to work on his physique.

Post: #68

How did this turn out?

Did you ever Throw shit on her?

The suspense is killing me!

Post: #69

(11-06-2013 05:42 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  How did this turn out?

Did you ever Throw shit on her?

The suspense is killing me!

I made the mistake of reading this while I was in the middle of a serious telephone conversation.

Post: #70

I think throwing shit on a woman is pretty alpha. Not many guys have the confidence to pull that one off.

Post: #71

(11-06-2013 06:41 PM)Enigma Wrote:  I think throwing shit on a woman is pretty alpha. Not many guys have the confidence to pull that one off.

Actually, a chick I was dating gave me some shit....let me rephrase that...was testing me with some jokes while we were in the shower and I told her to cut it out or I was going to pee on her. She continued thinking that she had called my bluff. She squealed in surprise and mock disgust when I actually started peeing on her but she couldn't stop laughing. I told her she better soap herself off again. Then we got out of the shower and banged.

She never gave me shit....tested me in the shower again.

Seriously. There's nothing funnier than watching a naked girl trying to avoid your pee aimed at her as punishment for testing you. I still remember fondly the day I threw pee on a girl. Not something I'd really do outside the shower but man was that funny.

8/10 would pee again.

Post: #72

Tips on best angles from which to throw shit on a girl?

Also, what about best diet for throwing shit?

Post: #73

(12-19-2012 02:52 PM)starmaze Wrote:  

Quote:It took a while for me to realize this but through repetition and this forum I've learned that women will almost always forgive you for moving too quickly but they'll never forgive you for moving too slowly or not at all

this is very true. although i didnt feel she is ready for a make out i should try anyway.

I agree with the commenters and have the same problem. I'm too sensitive to their moods.

Women are REactive not PROactive. They don't get sexual ( usually) until you do. Sometimes they are consciously, uncomfortably horny but not nearly as much as men I don't think.


We have to MAKE them get in the mood, with crude behavior just polite enough to tolerate. Then they go all of a sudden "Gee, that feels good!"

First they have to feel sort of safe though, and that you add status, or that they can keep fucking you a secret.

Post: #74

http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Produc...0258550d59

practice makes perfect

Post: #75

Poo flinging game is chimp game, that's like two levels above pimp game and one above caveman game. Totally ancient next level shit.