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I'm moving into the boonies outside KC next month. I am looking for a place Craigslisting it up right now. I am a little interested in getting a mobile home. Shit is cheap. I could get a 25K unit. Pay it off in a year and live rent free for 2 before I leave to my next station.

I have never lived in a trailer park before. I smashed a few single moms in them tho. I think it could be better than getting an apartment.

Anybody have experienced in trailer parks? How easy are they to sell? Pros and cons compared to apartment complex living. Appreciate the help.

Post: #2

el mechanico in three...two...one...

Post: #3

(12-05-2012 05:01 PM)Menace Wrote:  el mechanico in three...two...one...

Menace beat me to it, although Mechanico is much more knowledgeable about getting girls who live in the trailer park than he is about living in the trailer park itself. He wrote a legendary post about going to a bar which is near the trailer park, buying a bucket of beers, and waiting for the girls to come in after they get into a fight with their boyfriends. Quite possibly the best advise I have ever heard or read.

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Texas, do you own the lot or do you have to pay a park?

@Mereneguero have you tried any of my tricks?

Post: #5

(12-05-2012 05:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  @Mereneguero have you tried any of my tricks?

I've been too busy lately and there are not too many trailer parks in my area, much less trailer parks which have decent talent. I will definitely hit up Pinellas Park next time I am in the Tampa Bay Area and put your strategies to good use.

Post: #6

(12-05-2012 05:21 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-05-2012 05:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  @Mereneguero have you tried any of my tricks?

I've been too busy lately and there are not too many trailer parks in my area, much less trailer parks which have decent talent. I will definitely hit up Pinellas Park next time I am in the Tampa Bay Area and put your strategies to good use.

Oh yeah you come here sometimes right? Next time you come let me know

Post: #7

(12-05-2012 05:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-05-2012 05:21 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-05-2012 05:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  @Mereneguero have you tried any of my tricks?

I've been too busy lately and there are not too many trailer parks in my area, much less trailer parks which have decent talent. I will definitely hit up Pinellas Park next time I am in the Tampa Bay Area and put your strategies to good use.

Oh yeah you come here sometimes right? Next time you come let me know

I had an uncle who lived in Pinellas County for many years and I used to visit him, but he passed away a few years ago. I haven't been travelling much in the past year, but I want to start again really soon and am almost sure I will be down there within the next year. I will look you up of course.

Post: #8

el mech,

I have been contemplating making a trip down to Tampa to basically hang out and learn some crazy ways. There are some cheap flights to Tampa in January. Doable? (Sorry to hijack Texas).

Post: #9

(12-05-2012 05:41 PM)Menace Wrote:  el mech,

I have been contemplating making a trip down to Tampa to basically hang out and learn some crazy ways. There are some cheap flights to Tampa in January. Doable? (Sorry to hijack Texas).

I'll put something together but the best for me is to go someplace else because when I'm here I have my kid and business to run that doesn't leave much time left.

Post: #10

(12-05-2012 05:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-05-2012 05:41 PM)Menace Wrote:  el mech,

I have been contemplating making a trip down to Tampa to basically hang out and learn some crazy ways. There are some cheap flights to Tampa in January. Doable? (Sorry to hijack Texas).

I'll put something together but the best for me is to go someplace else because when I'm here I have my kid and business to run that doesn't leave much time left.

Understood. Well I will hit you up in PM in the new year and maybe we can think of something (stateside).

Post: #11

I would have to pay the lot. I remember your Trailer park game thread haha. That's what got me interested but I am more interested in the benefits of living there. Own over rent. The possibility of resell after three years. I heard mobilehomes go to shit after either 5 or 20 years. Either way appreciate the help.

Post: #12

Texas,

I think I would rent, esp. if you're planning to get out of Dodge in a few years. Just leave that trailer behind when you're done and move on to greener pastures. I can't imagine re-sale on a mobile is going to be amazing, i.e. it won't appreciate.

Post: #13

(12-05-2012 05:56 PM)TexasMade Wrote:  I would have to pay the lot. I remember your Trailer park game thread haha. That's what got me interested but I am more interested in the benefits of living there. Own over rent. The possibility of resell after three years. I heard mobilehomes go to shit after either 5 or 20 years. Either way appreciate the help.

How much is lot rent? What kind of clowns live in there? Restrictions? Old people?