Post: #76

I have a stock picture of my left ball on my phone that I text people on occasion to amuse myself, or when a text convo goes cold. It works a lot better than you'd think. This may be because a ball is still hilarious but less directly threatening than a dick. Will do more research and report back later.

Post: #77

(01-10-2013 05:59 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

My guess is yes.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #78

(01-12-2013 04:12 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-10-2013 05:59 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

My guess is yes.

You can also get in trouble for sticking your dick in her vagina and she gets butthurt.

Post: #79

(01-13-2013 05:39 AM)houston Wrote:  

(01-12-2013 04:12 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-10-2013 05:59 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

My guess is yes.

You can also get in trouble for sticking your dick in her vagina and she gets butthurt.

Maybe you just have bad aim, and that's why she's getting butthurt

Post: #80

(01-08-2013 10:53 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  I will say it works wonders with women you've already fucked especially if they already know your sense of humor and think you're a crazy bastard. A good one to send out when they're across the room hanging out with their friends in the same venue, texting you from a bar across town, or at work.

I even get a better response sending them pictures of their own pussy if I've got them. You don't have to be there to know how red their face gets when they get something like this in an office environment and it dawns on them it's their vagina.

I would concur with that. Unless there is massive sexting going on pre-bang, I would wait post-bang to go that route to keep the excitement going and to get her wet and ready before she comes over, etc

The idea of sending them a pic of themselves is pure genius! I wonder what they think of that though, what their reaction is to seeing their own pussy on the screen? A domination thing perhaps, where you are sending the message that "I've got your pussy now, it is mine for the taking?"

Post: #81

I only send dick pictures to girls who give me attitude.

Post: #82

I send dick pics to girls, just not my dick.

but seriously, this thread gave me an idea for one of those goofy iphone apps: Hung app. Take a picture of your unimpressive little dick, hit the magic wand, and then send your new cock that resembles Godzilla's off to whoever you want.

If you get caught, the dick isn't yours. If the girl finds out, your pants are already off. Win-win. I'm preordering this now.

Post: #83

Even if a girl likes the look of your dick, her anti-slut defense will kick in and she will get mad that you sent it most of the time.

You guys are talking about girls as if they are men. Sure we'd like a girl to send us pictures of replication assets.

Women and men are different animals. Crudely treat them the same at your peril.

Post: #84

(02-21-2013 03:50 PM)soup Wrote:  Even if a girl likes the look of your dick, her anti-slut defense will kick in and she will get mad that you sent it most of the time.

You guys are talking about girls as if they are men. Sure we'd like a girl to send us pictures of replication assets.

Women and men are different animals. Crudely treat them the same at your peril.

dunno mate, in the western world, men are more like girls and girls are becoming more like men.

Post: #85

This thread is just a dick size thread.

I've sent my larger than average dick to many girls' iphones.

Only do it if:

a) the girl makes it very explicit that she is looking for big dick.

b) she's being a bitch.

Post: #86

Eh...

Even if it works, I'm not sure a chick who would go for this is one I'd want anything to do with.
How big of a standardless slut does a chick have to be to actually give two shits about your stupid dick, as long as it isn't hideously deformed or tiny? I can understand women being tepidly turned on by a pretty face or a set of abs, but the male sexual anatomy is and always will be intrinsically worthless.

Good girls fuck you for your metaphorical manhood, not your literal manhood.

But, that's just me.

Post: #87

After experimenting, I have decided the naked dick pic is a bad idea, unless u just want to troll the girl because she's being a bitch and never expect to bang her.

However, I have gotten a much better response from sending a pic of my boner in tight jeans, mostly during sexting but sometimes as just a random text when I haven't contacted her in a while. sometimes it restarts interest

Post: #88

I used to think "girls don't want dick pics! they probably think it's gross." then random girls from work, and girls I hadn't even talked to like that started sending me texts asking for dick pics. It would go exactly like this:

Her: Hey
Me: Who's this?
Her: ****
Me: Hey, what's up? Who'd you steal my number from?
Her: Can't tell you. Send me a pic.
Me: Of what?
Her: Your dick.

Apparently girls like dick pics.

Post: #89

Aziz Ansari has a new bit where he asks all the women in the audience to applaud. Then he asks all the women who've ever received a dick pic to applaud. The noise is the same. Every woman has received a dick pic from a guy at some point during her life.

Post: #90

I remember when I would do that. I got a good pic with a good angle were I looked like mandingo. She said...OMG this is a once in life time opportunity. I was like, you and was shocked because I hadnt learned girls think that way yet. lol

Post: #91

I sent out a dick pic the other day to a girl from online who I've been texting with for months and haven't met up with. I've been sending it out to girls to either get their attention, or to weed out which girls have already blocked me so I can erase their numbers from my phone (I have like over 200 in there and I don't know which are still active).

The jury is still out on this. I still think in general that it's not a good idea. Most girls will scoff, and there's always a risk that they might post some shit online about you.

A dick pic will get a response from a girl if she's still receiving your incoming texts. Most of the time they are pissed off, but today I tried running with it and playing it off as an accident.

She finally got back to me today and here's the text exchange. There's a ruler in the pic, but I'm thinking that's bad idea because maybe it looks like validation seeking:

her: ew that's gross- who does that

her: I had no clue who you were and now I just think you're a giant perv so way to woo

her: do us both a favor and delete my number

me: who is this

her: the girl you sent a dick pic to

her: ruler included

me: Ha that wasn't meant for you

her: Ok cite girls while ur at it

me: What

her: no shit, perv

her: I died laughing twice and sent it to all my friends

her: Impressive was the general consensus

----

I sent her a last text after that, but haven't gotten a response.. so maybe this strategy isn't good. But, at least there was a bit of turn around.

Post: #92

(03-05-2013 01:52 PM)soup Wrote:  me: who is this

Excellent text message that I use when I need to play dumb

Post: #93

Inspired by this tread I sent my first dick pic the other day. Excellent results. She was already sending some kinky messages so thought Id give it a go. I actually ran it through instagram first- I like getting the lighting right.

I will be using this again in the future.

Post: #94

(03-07-2013 12:16 AM)Irishman Wrote:  Inspired by this tread I sent my first dick pic the other day. Excellent results. She was already sending some kinky messages so thought Id give it a go. I actually ran it through instagram first- I like getting the lighting right.

I will be using this again in the future.

Post: #95

(03-05-2013 01:52 PM)soup Wrote:  her: Ok cite girls while ur at it

me: What

This whole sending a dick picture thing is done in the tv-series Girls FYI, complete with "that wasn't for you"

Post: #96

(03-07-2013 03:30 AM)brosephski Wrote:  

(03-05-2013 01:52 PM)soup Wrote:  her: Ok cite girls while ur at it

me: What

This whole sending a dick picture thing is done in the tv-series Girls FYI, complete with "that wasn't for you"

Wow, that's amazing. Here I was thinking I was being original and they already have it on TV.

It just goes to show that game is constantly evolving and has trends and you can't get lazy and you have to be avant garde.

So, now the question is: is it hip to send dick pics and pretend it was accident or not?

Post: #97

Yeah lol, I watched that episode last month and thought it would make dick pics much less effective. I especially liked the "that wasn't for you" maneuver.

Post: #98

(03-07-2013 04:32 AM)soup Wrote:  

(03-07-2013 03:30 AM)brosephski Wrote:  

(03-05-2013 01:52 PM)soup Wrote:  her: Ok cite girls while ur at it

me: What

This whole sending a dick picture thing is done in the tv-series Girls FYI, complete with "that wasn't for you"

Wow, that's amazing. Here I was thinking I was being original and they already have it on TV.

It just goes to show that game is constantly evolving and has trends and you can't get lazy and you have to be avant garde.

So, now the question is: is it hip to send dick pics and pretend it was accident or not?

In the series the guy has wrapped his dick in fur or something. If you do that it's definitely hip.

Post: #99

I've been sending the Dick Shot for years and don't even know anyone who watched that stupid show. They stole that move from me.

Post: #100

I love to send my dick pic to girls who have blown me off (not in the good way), because it is the ultimate "fuck you".

But, me being obsessed with the economics of personal time/energy, I wonder if it's even worth the effort.