Post: #1

Reddit link here.

Quote:I'm young and friendly and in a male dominated field. I got promoted fast and found myself the boss of a team. I live with my boyfriend and our cat.

One gentleman is disliked amongst the rest of the team. He's loud, eccentric, makes situations awkward, lacks self awareness, has a ton of personality defects and annoying quirks. He's a harmless nerd, but the kind of nerd that needed to be properly socialized at a younger age. He has an amazingly cute girlfriend though, which adds to the hatred from the other men.

At a work party, we all ended up getting super trashed. My boyfriend was pissed off at me because I never want to have sex anymore, so he left upset. Annoying guy asked me why he left, and me being drunk, I blurted out the reason and immediately felt shamed. After the party, he ended up choking me and I was super turned on, so he slid his fingers inside me. We never spoke of that again.

A few months later, we all went to a function unrelated to our work, and again we all got plastered. Ever since annoying guy choked me, I had weird bizarre sexual tension around him, and he felt it too, I'm pretty sure. After the function we went to his place and it was the best sex I've ever had (and I've slept with a lot of men.)

I couldn't believe that this annoying nerd could fuck me the way I always wanted to be fucked. It was classy yet sadistic. He knew my body and exploited it. He talked dirty to me but didn't make it porno style. My body was bruised, but each bruise felt like a battle scar. I loved it.

Afterwards I had no idea how to hide the hickeys and bruises, so I faked being sick until I had the courage to dump my boyfriend. Immediately after I dumped my BF, I went to his place and we fucked in a way that surpassed the original fuckathon. Unfortunately, annoying guy never broke up with his girlfriend, because she called him during our 4th time.

But I don't care. The sex is too good. We've been fucking for 8 months now, and I am in love with him behind closed doors, but in life outside that, I am his boss and I even participate in teasing him with the other guys on the team. They are none the wiser.

I wonder how large this guy's rotation is.

Post: #2

This seems to be a genre of reddit troll: made-up threesome and cheating sex stories written by "girls"--usually explicit. I wouldn't put much stock in this shit.

Post: #3

Yeah. That's that chics fantasy and reddit is her outlet. Good thing to learn from regardless.

Post: #4

It's me. There, I said it.

Post: #5

Agree with tuth and MS. However this part,

Quote:My body was bruised, but each bruise felt like a battle scar. I loved it.

has some basis in reality.

Post: #6

(11-28-2012 10:51 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  Yeah. That's that chics fantasy and reddit is her outlet. Good thing to learn from regardless.

There's an authenticity to this guy character's game and background that just makes it seem like it's not fake. Maybe the whole 'boss' thing is pushing it though, and it is fiction. Either way I found it hilarious and wouldn't be surprised if something like this has happened before.

Post: #7

"pissed at me cause I never want to have sex any more" no chick would admit to being this frigid, especially a cold bitch like this. fake.

Post: #8

That shit could be entirely true.I was fucking my boss at one point in my early 20's.Knowbody at work ever knew.Hell we fucked at work on multiple occasions.I've never had a women be more forward about wanting to fuck me in my life.I don't know if I could do it now though.I can't fuck up my cash flow.

Post: #9

" He's loud, eccentric, makes situations awkward, lacks self awareness, has a ton of personality defects and annoying quirks"

Many girls have spoken of me like this. It probably is true. Fuck it.

Post: #10

(11-28-2012 10:47 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  This seems to be a genre of reddit troll: made-up threesome and cheating sex stories written by "girls"--usually explicit. I wouldn't put much stock in this shit.

It may sound extreme, but I would see the wisdom in banning all Reddit based threads, at least ones based on a story from Reddit. The place is just a cesspool of trolls, fatties, uglies and omegas.

Post: #11

"After the party, he ended up choking me and I was super turned on, so he slid his fingers inside me. We never spoke of that again."

This is the part where she lost me. After the party he just randomly started choking her?

Post: #12

(11-28-2012 11:22 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(11-28-2012 10:47 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  This seems to be a genre of reddit troll: made-up threesome and cheating sex stories written by "girls"--usually explicit. I wouldn't put much stock in this shit.

It may sound extreme, but I would see the wisdom in banning all Reddit based threads, at least ones based on a story from Reddit. The place is just a cesspool of trolls, fatties, uglies and omegas.

I've honestly never gone on Reddit. I'm about to check it out.

Post: #13

(11-28-2012 10:16 PM)IQVX Wrote:  One gentleman is disliked amongst the rest of the team. He's loud, eccentric, makes situations awkward, lacks self awareness, has a ton of personality defects and annoying quirks. He's a harmless nerd, but the kind of nerd that needed to be properly socialized at a younger age.

This describes most of Reddit's readership, and obvious the guy who wrote this, making up this fantasy story about himself.

It's some guy playing out his office fantasy on reddit and wanking off over it. 99.9% of these stories on reddit are a work of fiction.

Post: #14

(11-28-2012 11:31 PM)ManAbout Wrote:  

(11-28-2012 10:16 PM)IQVX Wrote:  One gentleman is disliked amongst the rest of the team. He's loud, eccentric, makes situations awkward, lacks self awareness, has a ton of personality defects and annoying quirks. He's a harmless nerd, but the kind of nerd that needed to be properly socialized at a younger age.

This describes most of Reddit's readership, and obvious the guy who wrote this, making up this fantasy story about himself.

It's some guy playing out his office fantasy on reddit and wanking off over it. 99.9% of these stories on reddit are a work of fiction.

Dude the story you came up with right there is no better than the original story. At least his story talks about choking bitches.

What I'm saying is you're basically creating your own story about someone else's story and your story is a gay story.

Post: #15

(11-29-2012 01:09 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

(11-28-2012 11:31 PM)ManAbout Wrote:  

(11-28-2012 10:16 PM)IQVX Wrote:  One gentleman is disliked amongst the rest of the team. He's loud, eccentric, makes situations awkward, lacks self awareness, has a ton of personality defects and annoying quirks. He's a harmless nerd, but the kind of nerd that needed to be properly socialized at a younger age.

This describes most of Reddit's readership, and obvious the guy who wrote this, making up this fantasy story about himself.

It's some guy playing out his office fantasy on reddit and wanking off over it. 99.9% of these stories on reddit are a work of fiction.

Dude the story you came up with right there is no better than the original story. At least his story talks about choking bitches.

What I'm saying is you're basically creating your own story about someone else's story and your story is a gay story.

And now you've added another layer of story.

Post: #16

I was gonna start another thread with this title but figured I should post it here.

OK SO WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS?

   

Post: #17

^ Haha hilarious!!!

Back on Topic (sort of), I really don't understand why so many new threads about Reddit recently. Place looks shit, boring and full of dorks.

Post: #18

Ha ha!!

Post: #19

Is that a real dog, or a stuffed animal in the corner with the photo-bomb? Thinking real because of a possible dog bed beside the couch.