Post: #26

(11-24-2012 10:54 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(11-24-2012 10:10 PM)xsplat Wrote:  I wonder how long it will take for the bum-squirter to catch on in the west?

Wiping your ass with paper is like getting head from a man. It sorta gets the job done, but not really.

There's techniques of wiping your ass sparkling clean while not using a lot of toilet paper. You have to use some moistened paper too, or a baby wipe. If I only wipe with dry paper I don't feel clean. It also starts with eating a high fiber diet so you take shits that don't smear like peanut butter.

Do those pre moistened towelettes clog up the toilet or piping though? Somebody once told me consistently flushing those things can lead to problems.

Post: #27

(11-24-2012 10:54 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  There's techniques of wiping your ass sparkling clean while not using a lot of toilet paper. You have to use some moistened paper too, or a baby wipe. If I only wipe with dry paper I don't feel clean. It also starts with eating a high fiber diet so you take shits that don't smear like peanut butter.

Luckily my diet keeps them mostly at bay, but peanut butter shits are awful. Second only to butt mustard.

Post: #28

(11-24-2012 11:14 PM)CMan0928 Wrote:  Do those pre moistened towelettes clog up the toilet or piping though? Somebody once told me consistently flushing those things can lead to problems.

Nope.

Baby wipes are your friend...

Post: #29

I used to live in a camper trailer with my Indonesian girlfriend, and she used the baby-wipes. Living in a trailer you get intimately involved with your own shit, as you have to store and dispose of it. The baby wipes don't break down like toilet paper does. I suppose they must eventually, but they are remarkably sturdy stuff. Decent plumbing ought to be able to handle em though, I'd think.

Even though moistened bumwad or baby wipes can work ok, nothing beats the bum squirter. Great for squiring inside, to get thoroughly cleaned out, even when you can't seem to squeeze it all out by peristalsis. Easy to install, and cheap, I can't imagine a more life enhancing investment for under $100.00.

Post: #30

(11-23-2012 09:00 AM)RawGod Wrote:  Shit happens.

What I fucking hate is when you grab a chicks ass cheeks to do her doggy and you get a faint but unmistakable whiff. She might have wiped but she sure as hell didn't shower since her last shit.

yes i hate that

Post: #31

I use moist toilet paper because I get piles otherwise. It is much gentler on ones arse.

Post: #32

(11-25-2012 12:28 PM)lush1 Wrote:  I use moist toilet paper because I get piles otherwise. It is much gentler on ones arse.

Careful not to use moist tissue in your asshole, because it can lead to anal fissures.

Post: #33

Funny how this thread went from a chick leaving shit stains on the sheets to a complete analysis on ass hygiene. Only on the Roosh V Forum.

Post: #34

this thread is the shit

Post: #35

(11-25-2012 02:00 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  Funny how this thread went from a chick leaving shit stains on the sheets to a complete analysis on ass hygiene. Only on the Roosh V Forum.

If I take a particularly messy dump, and I can't get clean in one or two wipes, I'll stick my ass over my sink and wash myself.

Post: #36

(11-25-2012 12:50 PM)soup Wrote:  

(11-25-2012 12:28 PM)lush1 Wrote:  I use moist toilet paper because I get piles otherwise. It is much gentler on ones arse.

Careful not to use moist tissue in your asshole, because it can lead to anal fissures.

What the hell is piles and anal fissures? Now I'm scared to wipe my ass

Post: #37

Wtf guys.

I'm glad you didn't embarrass her, since (a) you get nothing out of that (b) she would be humiliated and © hot girls are people too

Post: #38

Just because you had no blood on you doesn't mean its not blood. I've had that happen plenty of times.

Smelly asshole is a separate problem, I'm not convinced its always a hygiene problem. It does guarantee no doggy.

I don't understand the don't embarrass her part, once you've fucked her it doesn't matter. Girl shits on you and you haven't fucked her yet? Then yeah that's going to be a problem. If a girl makes a stain, either from having her period or just being really wet, I always point it out to her. Its like if your walking around with shit on the back of your pants and no one tells you because they don't want to embarrass you. How are you better off?

Post: #39

(11-25-2012 09:10 PM)babelfish669 Wrote:  Its like if your walking around with shit on the back of your pants and no one tells you because they don't want to embarrass you. How are you better off?

The man's got a point.

Post: #40

(11-25-2012 06:05 PM)houston Wrote:  

(11-25-2012 12:50 PM)soup Wrote:  

(11-25-2012 12:28 PM)lush1 Wrote:  I use moist toilet paper because I get piles otherwise. It is much gentler on ones arse.

Careful not to use moist tissue in your asshole, because it can lead to anal fissures.

What the hell is piles and anal fissures? Now I'm scared to wipe my ass

An anal fissure is a cut on your asshole - it leads to problems evacuating your bowels and can get infected.

Do not google image it. No more of us need suffer.

Wald

Post: #41

shit happens

its not a worry at all i'd say

Post: #42

U can always install a bidet, VERY popular in Italy

In any case + 1 for the baby wipes, i been a fan for years.

If not get into the show together and clean/scrub both sides of her play area

"Lifes about, shooting your load"

Post: #43

(11-26-2012 03:31 PM)RASER Wrote:  U can always install a bidet, VERY popular in Italy

In any case + 1 for the baby wipes, i been a fan for years.

If not get into the show together and clean/scrub both sides of her play area

#1 I'm in a fuckin hotel. Do Italians install bidets in hotels they stay at?

#2 They don't have baby wipes at hotels. Even if they did it's completely irrelevant. I pulled her back to my room and immediately threw her on the bed.

#3 As I stated in OP I waited far longer than I would've liked to to bang her. Now that she's finally been pinned on the bed, I'm supposed to kill everyone's state and jump into the shower??? Great advice.

Post: #44

In the future, if a bitch's hygiene isn't up to standard, just tell her...

   

Post: #45