Post: #51

sleep, then the next round of sex.

Post: #52

''She had more value before the bang''

''Sex is really just sex, that shit is overrated''

''I am glad i didnt sacrifice my 20s to live life in my 30s or 40s''

''Is that all we looking for? 11 minutes'' (Paulo coelho has a great book on that subject).

Post: #53

These days I pretty much just compliment, cuddle and fall asleep.

Post: #54

"Where the fuck are my cigarettes...."

Post: #55

"Why did I rawdog?"
"Two out of five stars."
"Did I choke her a little too hard?"
"I shouldn't have stuck my finger in her ass."
"Do all these Thai bishes bleed?"

Post: #56

"Damn she's bad"

"Ha."

"Whoops."

"Fuck, how can I get out of here."

"I hope she's not pregnant."

"I hope she doesn't have aids."

"I'm getting moneyyyyyyy."

Post: #57

"My pubic bone is killing me"

Post: #58

bong rips all around.

Post: #59

Usually " I should have have raw dogged her"

Post: #60

This bitch has slept with king kong!

Why is she cuddling into me with love in her eyes!

Thank god I blew my load.

Post: #61

"Fuck I'm thirsty/hungry."

"I hope this girl didn't snail-trail my sheets!"

But almost always I'll get the condom off right away, tie it in a knot, immediately grab empty wrapper(s), wipe my dick off, go to the bathroom and give my crotch a sink shower, then back with some water for me and a smack on the ass for her. If I like the girl I'll bring them 2 paper towels, one that I run under the hot water and squeeze out, the other dry. It's like a big wet nap, let them clean themselves up.

Then my thoughts are how much I want to take a nap or fuck her again, depending on how tired I am.

Then when they leave, SECURITY SWEEP!

Bobby pins? TRASH
Hair ties? TRASH
Panties? TRASH
Bra? TRASH
Lipstick/jewelry/etc? TRASH!
Snail trail on the sheets? Spot clean immediately before it dries. Like nothing happened!

I've been almost burned too many times to not do the security sweep.

Post: #62

(05-13-2013 06:48 PM)Gmac Wrote:  These days I pretty much just compliment, cuddle and fall asleep.

word

Post: #63

I do the security sweep after they leave. Dont want to piss them off and mess up the next lay.

Post: #64

So I'm in Montreal at the moment and yesterday was a first for me, I fucked two girls within 4 hours upon meeting them for the first time.

And I feel nothing... I am so drained. I've got dates lined up the rest of the week but I feel like I'm now just going through the motions. This really isn't healthy, the second I access what I desire the most I lose interest in it


Of course... in 24h I'm going to be wanting to smash french snatch like mad again!

Post: #65

Good sex = "how quickly can I pop another bone."

Poor sex = " if shed shut the fuck up and fall asleep then I could bust a nut in her purse, gtfo of here and call a better bang."

Mediocre sex ="If I get hard again I'm gonna have to raid her kitchen for produce and see if double penetration with a carrot or... zucchini, no that's squash, whatever... I'm gonna put it in her butt"

Vocalizing my thoughts makes me a real asshole. Judge me voraciously.

Post: #66

"Food."

"Check the condom, check the condom, check the... YES! Safe!"

"I should have just jerked off."

"Is it beta to want to scream I FUCKING LOVE YOU during sex?"

"Never gonna see her again."

"Round 2 in 15."

Post: #67

"Did I pull out in time ?"

"Is she really on BC?"

"I hope she doesn't like cuddling"

"where the fuck are my boxers"

"come on, get back up"

"Should've used a condom"

Post: #68

" she looked so much better with clothes on"

"Wonder whether a boyfriend/relative will burst through that door and kick my ass"

"Did she bite my dick"?

Post: #69

haha am I the only guy who just has sex to go plus 1 in his head like literally once I penetrate a girl I smile IDGAF if i get off or not

Post: #70

"see ya bitch"
if in the back of my car:
"where's the closest bus stop"

Post: #71

"i hope the fucking condom is in tact"

"im hungry"

"at what point did the dog sneak into the bed??"

Post: #72

EDIT: NM, I already posted.

Post: #73

Where's the remote control?

Post: #74

"You're not as attractive as I once thought."

Post: #75

Same as most of yours

"I waste too much time chasing pussy"

"Should've used a condom"

"I hope she was really on birth control"

"Should've came in her mouth"

I get lazy most of the time and just cum on their stomach. I think I subconsciously know that some bitches hate swallowing and will probably reject me if I cum down her throat so I puss out and shoot it on her tits or sometimes if I'm feeling really dumb inside of her.