Post: #26

(11-21-2012 08:55 PM)soup Wrote:  How can I get her out of here

What if i were married to this chick

Post: #27

Round 2 or sleep pretty much

Post: #28

#1 Fuck... I could have just jerked off.
#2 That bitch will probably never walk again.
#3 Setting phone alarm, to fake an emergency phone recall back to the Marine Corp. (In which is so not realistic). This how i kick them out.
#4 Welcome back to America... All this work for this wack pussy FML.
#5 I should ask for a tip.

Post: #29

depends on if im tired, if i wanna go again, if there's blood somewhere, dispose of condom properly, time to go.

Post: #30

(11-21-2012 07:46 PM)Checkmat Wrote:  Girl: What are you thinking about?

God, I fucking hate this question.

Post: #31

Sargon are you from Mesopotamia

Post: #32

"I'd really like to play some video games right now"

Post: #33

Have a couple of drinks, so I can tolerate what will come out of her mouth after the bang.
Save my juice because I am always thinking of what I can get the next day with a different girl. Need that motivation.
Tell the girl I am dead tired from partying the night before.
Are the buses still running so she can leave ASAP?

Post: #34

Usually I reach for whatever booze I can find near me and pretend to pass out, revelling in either the pleasure of the nut(s), how much fun I had, how ridiculous the situation was, or the fact that I put so little effort in and she still loved every last moment.

Post: #35

Victory if she was hot or at least doable and if she wasn't I start questioning my existence.

Post: #36

Wondering how I should handle the girl from here, especially if she did something particularly awesome in bed, is genuinely nice and/or funny

Figuring out how to react when she says how attracted to me she is

The glow of post coital relaxation bliss

If she has a "boyfriend", a slight pang of sympathy for the poor beta whose girl I just had my cock inside.

Post: #37

(11-22-2012 07:36 AM)bojangles Wrote:  Sargon are you from Mesopotamia

I was born in a small Semitic town on the banks of the Euphrates around 2300 b.c.

Post: #38

(11-22-2012 11:36 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  

(11-22-2012 07:36 AM)bojangles Wrote:  Sargon are you from Mesopotamia

I was born in a small Semitic town on the banks of the Euphrates around 2300 b.c.

you must be the best PUA around with your ancient meat and 2 veg

Post: #39

(11-22-2012 11:40 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

(11-22-2012 11:36 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  

(11-22-2012 07:36 AM)bojangles Wrote:  Sargon are you from Mesopotamia

I was born in a small Semitic town on the banks of the Euphrates around 2300 b.c.

you must be the best PUA around with your ancient meat and 2 veg

Gotta admit, I used to go crazy over Sumerian poon back in the day. Bitches were flocking towards my dick during my tour of Kish and Ur.
Good times.

Post: #40

"time to post in the +1 notch count thread"

Post: #41

"I could use a smoke. How can I get her to leave?"

Post: #42

Sandwich.

If it's something else you guys ain't screwing properly.

Post: #43

Food.

The last few times I've been laying in bed pining for a taco...after 15 minutes I usually get my shit together and go for a taco.

Post: #44

Sometimes I'm already thinking "how can I get her out of her to go out and get another notch", or "I got to hit the bars and get a multi-notch night"

Post: #45

then

"I need to work out"
"I need to read more"
"Where do I plan my next trip?"
"Who is/where do I get the next one?"

Post: #46

1) Great, when is the next round?
2) zzzz... Let's slightly hug him until I fall sleep.
3) I am hungry
4) Oh, no, not another purple spot.

Post: #47

Get this filth off my D

Post: #48

"fuck....shoulda wore a condom"

Post: #49

"Get out"

Post: #50

sammich!