Post: #26

Whooty ...White girl with a booty!!

http://www.quickmeme.com/Whooty/popular/1/?upcoming

Post: #27

I'm only 21 so I don't know how the posterior of a 21 year old in 1990 compared to a 21 year old in 2012 but I would say that the stigma that white girls have small assess is false. There are a bunch of petite short girls with great asset. I just love it.

I miss the early part of the semester when I could blow stuff off just to talk to girls and try and set up dates. Now, I'm a boring scholar who traded in pussys for grades :'(

Post: #28

(11-05-2012 01:08 PM)bojangles Wrote:  

(11-05-2012 12:24 PM)megatron Wrote:  

(11-05-2012 12:30 AM)basilransom Wrote:  Not to hijack the thread, but has anyone here heard of Paige Turnah? British pornstar with a sexy accent and cheeky personality. And she's fucking huge, 5'11", 165. She's got 25 lbs, 2 ass inches and three inches in height over the big booty queen Alexis Texas. I don't find girls like that the most visually aesthetic, strictly speaking, but I know if I saw them in person, I'd just be like "HOLY FUCK."

I found a couple of anal vids with her too. Damn, she's bangin.

You can't say that without sharing

My bad:

Her huge delicious bubble is all oiled up here and ready to get pumped.

http://fapdu.com/paige-turnah-anal

Post: #29

From the 1950 Broadway musical "South Pacific:"

Quote:My doll is as dainty as a sparrow,
Her figure is somethin' to applaud.
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow,
And she's broad where a broad should be broad.

A hundred and one pounds of fun,
That's my little honey bun!
Get a load of honey bun tonight.

Broadway musicals are not an authoritative source of truth (the same show has a song about how you have to be taught to fear and modern science pretty much demolishes that idea) but you see as far back as 1950, celebration of low WHRs.

I think one issue with asses, at least in American culture and probably English as well, is that giving overt attention to sexual assets (Tits/Ass/Gams) was considered vulgar. So even though men have always been drawn to round fleshy butts it's one of those things you can't talk about. Add to that the fairly strict monogamy of the patriarchal culture and female fashions that did a pretty good job of disguising their figures (corsets, petticoats) before marriage and you have some very plausible explanations for why white girl asses are rarer and why there perception of rarity is even greater still.

Post: #30

I never really see white girls with big onion asses like black girls. I see a lot with tight, bubble asses though.

Onion


Bubble on the left

Post: #31

Getting a white girl to get an onion booty (by squatting/lifting) or even just a bigger booty, is about as hard as getting a fat chick to lose weight.

Post: #32

White girls with booties is one of my favorite topics of discussion.

Post: #33

White girl with a phat ass is my weakness. I went to high school in Southern Cali. Murrieta Valley to be exact during the housing bubble in '00-'03. My school had 1400 in class of 04. Maybe 7 of us blk males. I swear every white girl with a phat ass got smashed by us. I think we mess with them so much that they end up giving it up then get stuck on blk dick.

There is a difference between the cute little bubble butts that Houston is talking about and the phat asses thats in Speakeasy post or Alexis Texas has. I'd take a borderline white 6 with a phat ass over any seven with a little cutie booty anyday.

Post: #34

The tragedy is that if every white girl lifted right, specifically low-bar barbell squats, there'd be ten to twenty times as many onion booties walking around. But white girls are too obsessed with being skinnier than their female friends aka rivals, and too unconcerned with pleasing men. Some even want a big ass, but have only resorted to worthless exercises like donkey kicks and air squats.

Ideal workout for women:

Heavy low bar squats for dat onion (high bar doesn't put nearly as much force on the ass muscle as low bar)
Light deadlifts for posture
Sprints for overall fitness and health

And kegels, of course.

Minimal upper body bulking, erect posture, meaty thighs and hips, trim waist, tight and fit.

If you can get your typical American girl to sign up for this program, you're doing the Lord's work. Personally I've had no such luck. 'Independent women' and all.

Post: #35

@speakeasy- you can easily tell the little kitten in the green thong picture is enjoying the view. Hell, if any more articles of clothing were removed I wouldnt be surprized to see a big ass smile on its furry face.

Post: #36

God, I want a tight volleyball/track/soccer ass right now. Ive had way more onions than bubbles.

Post: #37

@basilransom- If I could meet only ONE woman who fits the description you just gave, rest assured I would fuck her once and immediately put a ring on her finger.

Post: #38

(11-04-2012 03:09 PM)Enigma Wrote:  What could be the cause of this?

A change in diet, type of exercise, etc.? There is also the less likely possibility that this is a natural trait that was historically suppressed to accommodate past standards of beauty.

This is a very true phenomenon. You have a generation of girls raised playing soccer, Chipotle, StairMaster, and yoga (for over 30 chicks) to thank. I'm wonderfully shocked what yoga does for women.

Post: #39

I first noticed the bigger asses on white girls when I was a freshman in college. A Black friend of mine came to visit and raved about the same thing; he had a blast.

Perhaps it is because in Tallahassee, which is more "The South" than Miami, has a lotta girls eatin' fried chicken and fish. There was a place called Hip-Hop Fish & Chicken down the road from where I lived and it was full of guys and girls all the time.

But it was the volleyball girls that had the out of this world booty. Not just the white girls on the team - that sport does great things for your lower body no matter what color your skin.

I'll never forget the first ghetto booty-havin' skinny white chick I smashed. It was just so... soft. A friend of mine ran into her last year, a few years after I smashed... he said she had gained quite a bit of weight.

Post: #40

Answer...
Growth hormones injected in chicken.

We know the stereotype that blacks like to eat chicken. Could explain why black chicks have big asses and sometimes tits. They eat more chicken.

Post: #41

Not to sound like pedo bear or anything.. Im a ass man myself an what I have noticed alot in my search for the juiciest ass is that the girls when they are young (junior in HS to sophomore in college) have the dopest bodies, phattest asses, best hips..... then I see them 4 or 5 years down the road an they are fat... If they keep active an dont eat shit all the time they can keep those curvy bodies but just not many of them do, they all just end up fat.

there was a girl recently around here prettiest black girl i have ever seen an had the biggest hips, smallest wasit, biggest titties i have ever seen.. looked like a anime character... 2 years later shes a heffer......

young girls with the genetic make up to become fat have the dopest bodys before it goes to shit

if any of that makes sense

Post: #42

(11-09-2012 01:03 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Not to sound like pedo bear or anything.. Im a ass man myself an what I have noticed alot in my search for the juiciest ass is that the girls when they are young (junior in HS to sophomore in college) have the dopest bodies, phattest asses, best hips..... then I see them 4 or 5 years down the road an they are fat... If they keep active an dont eat shit all the time they can keep those curvy bodies but just not many of them do, they all just end up fat.

there was a girl recently around here prettiest black girl i have ever seen an had the biggest hips, smallest wasit, biggest titties i have ever seen.. looked like a anime character... 2 years later shes a heffer......

young girls with the genetic make up to become fat have the dopest bodys before it goes to shit

if any of that makes sense

You creepy pedophile, get out!

Just kidding. This was something I noticed as well about 5 years out of HS. The girls who were smoking hot in HS fell off the cliff hard and the weird looking ones got hot. Let's call it the "Ugly Duckling Effect".

My friends always ask why I go after really skinny girls. In my head I'm imagining how they will look 5 years from now after I give them a kid or two. Not exactly a recipe for banging high end trim, but I'll be damned if I wind up in an LTR and she goes to shit.

Post: #43

Ha me an some friends were just talking a few days ago about weird looking/style girls in highschool who became hot shit later on in life!!

Post: #44

There's this lady at my crossfit gym. She's 43 with an amazing ass. It's stellar. She knows it too. I was out last week and ran into her at this whiskey bar I go to sometimes. Now, usually I actually enjoy telling girls that are 26 they're too old for me (just fucking with them but seriously, I couldn't date one) but this woman's ass is that good. She was wearing a dress, and as the night wears on I just pick her up and set her in my lap caveman style and reach under her dress and start rubbing her ass. She's of course delusional. We've been texting back and forth and she thinks I should take her to dinner, wants me to woo her. It's a shame but I can't bring myself to go to the trouble even though it sure would look good raised up in the air. Of course, the headache of dealing with her afterwards would also not be worth it.

Post: #45

(11-09-2012 01:33 PM)Fisto Wrote:  There's this lady at my crossfit gym. She's 43 with an amazing ass. It's stellar. She knows it too. I was out last week and ran into her at this whiskey bar I go to sometimes. Now, usually I actually enjoy telling girls that are 26 they're too old for me (just fucking with them but seriously, I couldn't date one) but this woman's ass is that good. She was wearing a dress, and as the night wears on I just pick her up and set her in my lap caveman style and reach under her dress and start rubbing her ass. She's of course delusional. We've been texting back and forth and she thinks I should take her to dinner, wants me to woo her. It's a shame but I can't bring myself to go to the trouble even though it sure would look good raised up in the air. Of course, the headache of dealing with her afterwards would also not be worth it.

I would say give it a shot... I know looking back now I wish I would have capitalized an put in the miminal effort to bang some girls that I knew I could have banged if I took them out once, or banged when they wanted to..
I was young an cocky an turned down banging lots of hot chicks cause I thought I was cool an had other chicks to bang. Looking back now I wish I would have banged every last one of them!

Post: #46

Fuck her and give us pics of her in a thong.

Post: #47

(11-09-2012 01:41 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(11-09-2012 01:33 PM)Fisto Wrote:  There's this lady at my crossfit gym. She's 43 with an amazing ass. It's stellar. She knows it too. I was out last week and ran into her at this whiskey bar I go to sometimes. Now, usually I actually enjoy telling girls that are 26 they're too old for me (just fucking with them but seriously, I couldn't date one) but this woman's ass is that good. She was wearing a dress, and as the night wears on I just pick her up and set her in my lap caveman style and reach under her dress and start rubbing her ass. She's of course delusional. We've been texting back and forth and she thinks I should take her to dinner, wants me to woo her. It's a shame but I can't bring myself to go to the trouble even though it sure would look good raised up in the air. Of course, the headache of dealing with her afterwards would also not be worth it.

I would say give it a shot... I know looking back now I wish I would have capitalized an put in the miminal effort to bang some girls that I knew I could have banged if I took them out once, or banged when they wanted to..
I was young an cocky an turned down banging lots of hot chicks cause I thought I was cool an had other chicks to bang. Looking back now I wish I would have banged every last one of them!

You make a good argument.....

Post: #48

(11-06-2012 04:57 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  @basilransom- If I could meet only ONE woman who fits the description you just gave, rest assured I would fuck her once and immediately put a ring on her finger.

Amen brother.

Post: #49

Alright, made plans to meet up with her at 8. If it's not on by 10 I'm bailing.

Post: #50

Just get the bang before they start bringing long-term stuff up.

If she's putting in the maintenance at her age, she's still actively looking for Prince Charming.