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Jennifer Piranian, 29, was 'high on crack with her hands going everywhere' when police found her in a Bradenton coffee shop on Thursday.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.1196127

A woman who allegedly masturbated in a Florida Starbucks was taken into custody Thursday after cops found a glass pipe with cocaine residue in her purse, authorities said.

“We got called there by someone who said she was masturbating. She was high on crack with her hands going everywhere,” Bradenton Police spokesman Josh Cramer told the Daily News.

“No one could ever say for sure what she was doing, and I’m pretty sure the video didn’t show anything definitive. But her hands went into her pants when she was wigging out,” he said.
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This is just too funny for words. This is one crazy-looking bitch. This kind of thing makes me want to move to Florida, since the Starbucks down there have live entertainment!

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She must have just left Emech's house.

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She looks like she's kookoo for cocoa puffs...

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I saw a black woman drop her pants, squat and explosion piss all over the front steps of a casino in Atlantic City one time. That was quite a sight to behold.

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I once saw a homeless looking guy stop in the middle of the crosswalk on St. Marks and 2nd ave, drop his pants, and take a shit in broad day light.

I also saw a homeless looking guy staring into space as he masturbated his flacid penis near the little exit of the N train on 8 st. during rush-hour. Everyone just ignored him.

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She obviously wasn't taking part in the no fap challenge.

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She was not master of her domain.

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In Starbucks of all places! The middle class over there must be scarred for life.

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WTF is it with Florida? These crazy stories just keep rolling out from there. Is it the weather? Including of course, the classic "I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons."

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Is that bug-eyed look common amongst crackheads?