Post: #1

To be fair to the lezzes, it was really their friend. I'm standing in a bar last night and this girl tells me I should buy her two lesbian friends a drink...

Huh?

I told her, "Even if I was the kind of guy who bought women drinks in bars to win their favor, which I'm not, why would I buy a drink for lesbians? No hate on you guys, but it wouldn't get me anywhere anyways."

They all actually gave me mad props on making a very fair point. lol

Still wrapping my head around the nerve of girls these days though. Geez.

Post: #2

Dude. This happened to me too.

I was at this popular homo bar downtown this summer and I sat the the bar to order a drink and scope out the talent (there are a ton of straight girls there) when this guy started running his gayme on me. He was complimenting my dinner jacket and started buying me shots to drink with him. I told him I wasn't gay but he said he didn't care. He was pretty cool, so I chatted and drank with him for a few minutes.

Then his two dyke friends appeared and joined the conversation. One of them was the cool, bisexual, probably abused quiet type. The other was a want-to-be-a-man, ballbusting, fat cunt. She kept asking me why a straight man would come to this bar alone. I told her it was the drink specials. She kept acting so offended that I was there and was getting visibly pissed every time my gay suitor bought me a drink. She even told me not to let him do it anymore and that it was fucked up that I was taking advantage of him because I'm not gay. He said she was being silly.

So this cunt decides to order 4 disgusting redbull/beer/semen/greensuff/whatever drinks that cost like 10 bucks each (a strong gin and tonic is $2.50 at this bar!). I tell her I don't want one. I tell the bartender not to make me one and go back to talking to the homo dude. This fucking slut reorders me one of these disgusting drinks and insists that this round is on me. The bartender sets down the drinks and demands 40 bucks (I have like $3 in my pocket). We're all silent. He keeps saying "someone pay for these drinks!" She just looks at me. In his angry, gay tone he says "You guys need to pay for your fucking drinks now!" I hold my ground. She starts whipping out cash with violent indigence and I shake hands with homo and leave. I told that bitch I didn't want a drink.

Post: #3

Way to stand your ground on that one, Man.

EDIT: Not that you had a choice with $3 in your pocket but still. lol

Post: #4

I guess straight or gay, women will still try to get free drinks off of dudes. It's worth a shot if you can drink free. I like the way you didn't mince words - let 'em know exactly why we buy bitches drinks, and why we don't buy bitches drinks.

Post: #5

(10-22-2012 04:46 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I guess straight or gay, women will still try to get free drinks off of dudes. It's worth a shot if you can drink free. I like the way you didn't mince words - let 'em know exactly why we buy bitches drinks, and why we don't buy bitches drinks.

I love it when women ask you for a drink and you turn it around on them and get them to buy one for you. I give props to the ones who actually step up the plate to do it.