Post: #1001

(05-14-2017 01:13 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  I was in the gym, and the worst fucking song I'd ever heard was playing.

This goddamn song plays over and over in the gym. I fucking hate this shit. Every goddamn gym plays the fuck out of this song.

Post: #1002

There's a school of thought that says you shouldn't take anything to the gym. That taking cell phones in distracts you from when you should be putting 100% of energy into your lifting.

I think people who think this must go to gyms that don't play music. 'cause otherwise I don't know how the hell you bear it.

For what it's worth, everybody in that video has to go back.

Post: #1003

(05-14-2017 01:16 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 01:13 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  I was in the gym, and the worst fucking song I'd ever heard was playing.

This goddamn song plays over and over in the gym. I fucking hate this shit. Every goddamn gym plays the fuck out of this song.

I'm so drunk that I like this song

Post: #1004

You're gonna wake up in the hospital tomorrow man.

Post: #1005

That reminds me of George Lopez's show. Can't believe I used to watch that shit when I was younger. I really wanted to fuck his wife and daughter from the show too.

Post: #1006

(05-14-2017 01:32 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  You're gonna wake up in the hospital tomorrow man.

I would need more hands to count the times I've woken up in a hospital. It's always shitty, too, isn't it? You don't know what the hell is going on. Some nurse is patting your face. And you're like, why the hell am I here?

But on the bright side, a hospital is a great place to meet nurses.

Post: #1007

(05-14-2017 01:30 AM)Brodiaga Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 01:16 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(05-14-2017 01:13 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  I was in the gym, and the worst fucking song I'd ever heard was playing.

This goddamn song plays over and over in the gym. I fucking hate this shit. Every goddamn gym plays the fuck out of this song.

I'm so drunk that I like this song

I'm pretty drunk, but not that drunk.

Post: #1008

Last time I was in the hospital I had a fucking chest cold that was moderately annoying me, and I called my medical and happened to say the magic idiot words "It hurts to breathe" which triggered their "OMG YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM RIGHT NOW".

Dumbass me figured that the medical people knew what they were doing even if I didn't think they were right.

So I waited at the hospital for 5 hours, blew a whole evening, and ended up with a 300$ bill to be told "You have a chest cold. Take some medicine"

I don't have any good nurse stories so I'm envious.

Post: #1009

(05-14-2017 01:13 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  The fuck is that thing even.

Why do all pop stars look like bosses from a bad fucking cyberpunk videogame these days.
I don't get it.

I mean it's like, I dunno if Satan's real. But if he WAS real, isn't that the sort of shit he'd try to pull? Like just as kind of a "Fuck you, haha I can do what I want" kinda thing?

I was reading that post in the Musician's Lounge the other day about how modern music is essentially dead, and I was in the gym, and the worst fucking song I'd ever heard was playing. It literally had a goddamned saw effect in it as the main instrument. It was that weird synth saw they sometimes use in dubstep, but the saw-i-ness (It's a word if I say it is, goddamn it) was cranked all the way up so it literally just sounded like a chainsaw. It was a chainsaw, and a guy screaming over the chainsaw about how "some bitch stole my sweater" over and over again, for a solid 3 minutes. That was the song. This was what somebody decided needed to go on the radio. Chainsaw screaming sweaters.

I think this culture's just about toast.

Did you say chainsaw solo?

Post: #1010

strong buzz going on tonight. a little high

where's that thread where you find the thread you're looking for? I'm looking for that thread about the song that pisses you off because I heard it about 30 minutes ago. then I got distracted by the blues thread and been listening to freddie king for about 30 minutes

Post: #1011

(05-14-2017 01:54 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  Last time I was in the hospital I had a fucking chest cold that was moderately annoying me, and I called my medical and happened to say the magic idiot words "It hurts to breathe" which triggered their "OMG YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM RIGHT NOW".

Dumbass me figured that the medical people knew what they were doing even if I didn't think they were right.

So I waited at the hospital for 5 hours, blew a whole evening, and ended up with a 300$ bill to be told "You have a chest cold. Take some medicine"

I hate hospitals, so I usually use the internet to diagnose myself. I've found it to be 100% effective so far.

The only problem is the internet can't give you a prescription. So, you'll have to order your meds via the mail from some bastion of freedom like Canada or Nicaragua where their governments don't want their people to be sick.

Also, whenever you read about some malady on the Net, you'll likely get the impression that you have something horrible like Parkinsons or Bubonic plague. You don't have any of that shit. And if you did, the doctor wouldn't know that shit either until you had visited five of them and paid through the nose for it.

Just drink beer and you'll feel better.

Post: #1012

Getting drunk on a Sunday like some kind of Catholic.

Post: #1013

It's my dad's, donald trump's, and roosh v's birthday woooooooooooooooooooo

Post: #1014

(05-21-2017 12:27 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Getting drunk on a Sunday like the best kind of Catholic.

Fixed it for you.

Post: #1015

Had to drink some whiskey for Roosh and Trump's birthdays. Haven't been in the best place mentally the past few weeks, but it's truly a day worth celebrating. Don't know where I'd be without Roosh or Trump giving me new hope, both at times I thought everything was hopeless.

Thanks fuck for soulseek, allowing me to try as much music as I want, almost, and expand my horizons. I juwst wish everyone didn't feel the need to sing in English. Sing in your mother tongue; Fuck getting American popularity. I want to hear different languages.

I need a hot tub so badly...that's the best place to get drunk...

Post: #1016

(06-14-2017 06:54 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  It's my dad's, donald trump's, and roosh v's birthday woooooooooooooooooooo

Me too!!! Hahaha

Post: #1017

Schnaps, Met und Bier
Aus fünfen werden vier
Ist Rum mit dabei,
Dann saufen nur noch drei
Gib Wodka, wenn noch da ist,
Dann haben zwei noch Spaß
Noch schnell 'nen Becher Wein,
Dann sauf' ich hier allein

Schnapps, mead, and beer,
Out of five will be four
Rum comes by,
Then three drink hard
Give vodka, when it's here
Then two still have fun
Then quickly a bottle of wine,
And now I drink alone!

Post: #1018

Drunk. Got in first dance battle very in a few years. Wrecked a dudes. Got free drinks, a lot of props and some easy dances.

Post: #1019

A year ago if a girl mentioned politics I'd just be sarcastic without answering and continue gaming. Now, I'm getting the question "Are you a Trump supporter" within 15min. I know I could continue the old rhetoric and have an equal chance for the bang. Now, I say "Yes". She says why he's racist. I tell her to go talk to some else.

Notch count is down but I don't give a fuck.

Post: #1020

(07-07-2017 10:33 PM)RIslander Wrote:  A year ago if a girl mentioned politics I'd just be sarcastic without answering and continue gaming. Now, I'm getting the question "Are you a Trump supporter" within 15min. I know I could continue the old rhetoric and have an equal chance for the bang. Now, I say "Yes". She says why he's racist. I tell her to go talk to some else.

Notch count is down but I don't give a fuck.

So one time I met a girl, I felt she wasn't feeling me (I felt like shit and showed up like crap, she wasn't worth putting in work) and became distant. She tried to cut things off by saying "I voted for Trump you know", assuming that I dislike Trump for being Hispanic. I replied "I did too" and her face was confused...she was disgusted, saw her trick didn't work, and didn't know what to say.

I wasn't feeling it so I excused myself to go to the restroom but actually walked out and texted her on the way "Short pudgy Asians in Converse aren't my type, best of luck". She wasn't pudgy, just needed to throw something to spin her hamster.

Post: #1021

(07-07-2017 11:46 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(07-07-2017 10:33 PM)RIslander Wrote:  A year ago if a girl mentioned politics I'd just be sarcastic without answering and continue gaming. Now, I'm getting the question "Are you a Trump supporter" within 15min. I know I could continue the old rhetoric and have an equal chance for the bang. Now, I say "Yes". She says why he's racist. I tell her to go talk to some else.

Notch count is down but I don't give a fuck.

So one time I met a girl, I felt she wasn't feeling me (I felt like shit and showed up like crap, she wasn't worth putting in work) and became distant. She tried to cut things off by saying "I voted for Trump you know", assuming that I dislike Trump for being Hispanic. I replied "I did too" and her face was confused...she was disgusted, saw her trick didn't work, and didn't know what to say.

I wasn't feeling it so I excused myself to go to the restroom but actually walked out and texted her on the way "Short pudgy Asians in Converse aren't my type, best of luck". She wasn't pudgy, just needed to throw something to spin her hamster.

My favorite Rustler story was that Russian model chick that you refused to chill with because she showed up in flip flops.

Post: #1022

(07-08-2017 01:17 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

(07-07-2017 11:46 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(07-07-2017 10:33 PM)RIslander Wrote:  A year ago if a girl mentioned politics I'd just be sarcastic without answering and continue gaming. Now, I'm getting the question "Are you a Trump supporter" within 15min. I know I could continue the old rhetoric and have an equal chance for the bang. Now, I say "Yes". She says why he's racist. I tell her to go talk to some else.

Notch count is down but I don't give a fuck.

So one time I met a girl, I felt she wasn't feeling me (I felt like shit and showed up like crap, she wasn't worth putting in work) and became distant. She tried to cut things off by saying "I voted for Trump you know", assuming that I dislike Trump for being Hispanic. I replied "I did too" and her face was confused...she was disgusted, saw her trick didn't work, and didn't know what to say.

I wasn't feeling it so I excused myself to go to the restroom but actually walked out and texted her on the way "Short pudgy Asians in Converse aren't my type, best of luck". She wasn't pudgy, just needed to throw something to spin her hamster.

My favorite Rustler story was that Russian model chick that you refused to chill with because she showed up in flip flops.

Hahaha there was another EE whore who tried to pull something similar. I'll tell the story you know for the folks who don't know it.

Ukrainian SA whore (19-20) gets my initial message and she texts me to hang out. She's only been in the country for a year or so. I managed to get her to come to my place 4 hours later. I tried getting her to meet me elsewhere as it seemed to good to be true but she wanted to come to my place to see if there was attraction. She agrees to come and drove from Katy (suburb) to central Houston in the middle of rush hour. In the middle of this I message Comte as he might know her, he doesn't.

Now in her pics she's 5'9, fitted dress, stilettos, make up. The whole shabang. I told her to bring a swimsuit, and get dolled up (dress, heels, etc).

She calls me near my building and I show up in the front to greet her. Bitch drives in some shitty little piece of shit Toyota Corolla whose wheels might come off, axles might break, engine might bust, and brakes will fail at any moment. Car hasn't been washed in months and it's missing hubcaps. Either way, she comes out in some dirty shorts, spaghetti strap top, fucking flip flops, no make up....and her hair was fucked up. By that I mean it was stuck in bunches, I guess her hair extensions were fucked up and the glue was showing.

Immediately I asked her what the fuck happened. She replies with "I didn't feel like getting ready," or some shit like that. As we're walking to my place I start feeling buyers remorse, we get there and told her to follow me to the pool, trying to get her out of my place. There's some restrooms next to the pool, so I told her to change there.

As soon as she's in and the door closes, I bolt out and bitch her out via text why she didn't dress up as I was clearly expecting a EE diva. Comte what do you rate her dolled up pics? We'll go by what he rates her.....but when she showed up, she was a 4.5 (skinny, no tits, zero style) at best. WNB. She sents me some BS excuse about not feeling the need to get ready and asks whether I'm coming back or not.

Never replied, I simply blocked her from my phone.

She can drive her little dirty Corolla for an hour back home. Bitch thought she was going to call the shots, show up looking like shit, and not face repercussions for it.

Post: #1023

Second story:

19 year old Ukrainian girl from Couchsurfing requests if she can stay 3 months with me. I tell her no but we can meet up. She arrives in town and stays at a hostel, I'm guessing no one wanted to host her 3 months. I hit her up to meet up, she agrees. Some crap came up and I had to cancel on her. She says no hurt feelings, but later brushes me off as too busy when I invite her out.

We're FB/VK buddies at this point and message here and there. She sends me a message if she can stay a week at my place, only a week as she doesn't know me well. I reply with a proposal to get a drink to make sure she's a good fit to crash on my couch and finally meet. She declines and I don't reply back.

Later she asks if I know people who are hiring. I reply with "yes" and she wants info on who is hiring. My reply? "Sorry I don't know you well enough to connect you with my friends". She says "it doesn't matter, I just want the info". LOL, get the fuck out bitch....that attitude is getting you no where so I stop replying. Later she tries to make small talk and says she wants to quit her summer job and stay here (violating her summer visa rules). After not getting a reply she gets upset and texts "Maybe you don't know who is looking for workers.". Never replied.

She still likes my VK posts and sends a random message here and there; she wants to meet up. After looking at some pics she posted, I have only seen her in flip flops, no heels. So who knows, maybe I saved myself from another "comfy" EE whore. I'm not based in Houston (or anywhere) anymore so I don't give two shits about her. Maybe when I visit I'll swing by for a bang.

Post: #1024

There is something chilling about Eastern European woman saying they didn't feel like getting ready.

Abandon All Hope. Ye Who Date.

Post: #1025

I'll post about this here, cause I'm drunk as usual & it's the first "lounge" thread I spied to post this shit in. I'mm surprised I even pulled off those quotation marks, quite frankly.

Anyway, Dream Medicine is flying in & staying at my pad tonight & I couldn't be more excited. We are both tired as shit, he from a Korean trip & me from work. I am looking forward to a quiet night of good food, a few more beers & stimulating conversation.