"She said if I leave her she will meet me in heaven."
I lol'ed hard.
Also, the Korean love for Spam is real. I remember my dad feeding me that shit when I was little (even though it’s terrible for you). Actually, my boss gave me this elaborate looking gift in a Spam gift bag. When I opened it, I wasn’t actually expecting it to be an elaborately wrapped set of like 20 Spam. Only in Korea do you have Spam gift sets for sale.
Also re: Daegu, I banged one girl from there that Koreans would consider hot (she has like mad Instagram followers/orbiters and she was asking me why I didn't think she was hot), but she wasn't that attractive to me (too much plastic surgery/too skinny/too tall/half-alien looking almost if you know that real artificial Korean look). Though she came back to Korea recently and I’ll prob meet her again if I can lol. I met another (older) girl from Daegu who was the opposite though... like shortish/more peasant/cute looking. Small sample size but who knows. And what Source says about the loud part might be true. The first girl I mentioned told me Daegu people have an extreme accent/compared it to Chinese in terms of its loudness/aggressiveness (no offense to Chinese)
This long weekend (almost a week) has been good so far. Had a fun night Saturday and did some Korean stuff for the New Year today.
Will try to recall Saturday as best as I can (long post incoming). May or may not be chronological. May or may not be missing some parts. Went to Octagon and got my first pull -> SNL from there. Got there early (~11:30) so I could still get in free on the guest list (one I use is no foreigners otherwise I would hook it up) and like most places in Korea, it didn’t get going until 12-12:30. Until then I didn’t even approach I think.
So my goal for the night was to bang a non-Asian, as it’s been a while.
I proceeded to approach a Western-looking girl who said she was American and all smiles before her friend VIOLENTLY dragged her away. I’m not too big on the anti-America hate, but I guess it’s true when I think about it – American girls cockblock hard (I experienced this a lot in USA relative to other places). I thought me not getting cockblocked in Korea was a result of my game getting better but maybe there is a cultural thing going on. Of course, I’m speaking just from one set so I can’t make any real conclusions.
I proceed to look for more non-Asians...
I give up once I realize the remaining non-Asian talent is busted English teachers.
I will try to recall some sets that didn’t result in insta-rejection (one was memorable, a straight DIME Korean girl who like me and 3 other dudes waited for to come out of the bathroom – she straight shoved me away when I tried) but I would say in total I didn’t approach much (maybe 10-15 sets?) as I tend to be more selective now (solo/small groups vs. big, eye contact, looks, etc) vs. an approach monkey (“stop practicing approaching once you can actually approach”)
Once the club started getting a little filled up, I approached this Korean chick who I didn’t think was Korean at first. Latina-esque body with slightly different facial features. She seemed into it at first but it was too early in the night (I don’t think approaching before the vibe is good/people are drunk is ideal and low probability)/she didn’t seem like she wanted to have a chat vs. dance, etc so I bounced
I approached some Japanese girl at the bar who was all smiles but told me she was with friends, which was confirmed by some Japanese dude coming up to me saying some bullshit in Korean like how she was working at Octagon as a model or something? Whatever, I didn’t want to get in some race war with a Japanese dude.
I approached some Chinese girl at the bar (she looked really different from most Chinese I’ve seen. Increasingly, I’ve been seeing some Chinese girls around – for example, when I was in Bangkok – who I thought were Korean or in general, just were really hot. Not saying Chinese girls are gross but I think my experience with Koreans/Korean-Americans is similar to say, Chinese-Americans/Chinese – all the hot ones are hiding at home. Might have to go and exploit that Korean god factor in the Middle Kingdom). Again… it seemed too early to make any serious moves/I didn’t want to hang around that long and wanted to approach more/more hotter chicks (I’d say she was a 7 at best) so I got the WeChat and bounced.
At that point, I realized it was probably just real early (people just getting to the club, not drunk yet, still trying to drink, still trying to party) so I just went to the dance floor and started dancing like a sick cunt, which is easy when you’re at Octagon (later in the night they played songs like “Deep Down Low,” which I believe is “garage house” if you know that sound; it’s the “#6 club” in the world with sick lighting, sound system, the works) and also sneak in two $1 mini Soju juice carton things (go to the mart across the street, not the two on the same side of the street). They never pat you down (might be different if you're foreign). Side note: I also got a free tequila shot for voting for Octagon as my #1,2,3,4,5 clubs (they had a small booth that said vote for Octagon and get a free drink). Drinking for cheap is pretty easy in Korea if you are ok with drinking soju from marts/are smart. I’m slowly waiting for some girls to start dancing up on me – I noticed two Korean shortys who I regret not approaching (smexy, dressed in like an athletic, casual hip-hop manner. Not baggy but tight-fitting). I approached later but at that time the attraction wasn’t there (insta-rejection). Eventually, I notice this girl making a lot of contact with me (like one too many "bumps" to my right side) so I say something like I don’t speak Korean, is it ok? (my favorite opener as of late) and she starts dancing up on me and we dance a bit, I give her a little Soju, etc. I pull her to a reasonably audible talking area (bar area) and go for the pull. She says bye to her friends and I’m able to leave the place with her. So, I was in a rough spot because I didn’t know what to do in terms of pulling (she was staying with relatives) and when I dropped motel she said “I don’t want to do that” or something like that. (Can someone tell me how they pull to motels verbally for girls who aren’t 100% DTF?) So I figured she just needed a little warming up so I started walking to the nearest 포차 (pocha) – shitty Korean drinking establishment where Koreans go to get yucky – which is not even half a block away (look for those letters in case you need to drink more with a girl around Octagon). However, she tells me along the way that she’s half-American and grew up in Moscow. While this might sound like the beginning of a beautiful mixed-Asian growing up internationally description, it was not. Octagon lighting can do wonders and at best she was a 6. Even worse, she had a terrible American-esque attitude. (Again, the anti-American sentiment around here came into perspective) I asked her some questions like you said you were from Moscow right? And she got all bitchy like omg didn’t I just tell you?? Bitch, I don’t give a fuck… just trying to make conversation. So I made a BS excuse saying my friend was sick and she got the cue.
I headed back into the club and I believe it was 2:30 or 3 at that point so I knew I had to make moves. One memorable set was this 10/10 Thai shorty. I said sawatdee krup with the little bow – clown move, I wouldn’t do it again. But damn she was BEAUTIFUL (good pics I know). Anyway, at about the same time I approach her, she gets approached by some dude who has a table. So we all go to this dude and his friend’s table (3 Koreans including me, 3 Thai girls) and the main dude asks me a few times how I know them. Keep in mind I am dressed like a clown in VIP with a shirt that says KALE while these dudes are suited up. I lie and the one guy finally accepts my lie about how I’m friends with the Thai girls. Dude pours champagne for all of us but my girl says she doesn’t drink (red flag). Anyway we are flirting and talking about her sick/sexy tattoo when the guy says let’s go dancing. When we are leaving to go to the dance floor, I try to lead her by hand but she isn’t down with that (red flag). On the way to the dance floor, literally guys try to swipe every 3 feet or so (she was straight ethereal). I try to make her have fun on the dance floor (a little spin action, my one or two bullshit salsa moves) but as you can tell by this point, she is terribly shy and eventually the girls say they need to go the bathroom and to meet back on the dance floor. I think they actually meant it but I sensed a ONS wasn’t in the air and moved on (maybe I should’ve got the Line as she’s here for a few more days/she was just so damn fine but I was in ONS mode/generally am – I should do more dates that aren’t come over, I’ll make you dinner to bang chicks who might just need more than a few hours before smash.)
Anyway, I just keep trolling around the club looking for something when I spot a smexy girl dancing right at the huge speaker at one of the corners. My DTF radar goes off (dancing well, looks alone, within 1-2 minutes she says “my hotel so nearrr”). I approach I think by saying Korean? (As in, you speak Korean? Obviously not, she looked different). She is from Malaysia and apparently here because her friend got in a huge accident. I felt bad – she showed me a pic and this guy (or girl, I couldn’t even tell) looked like the Mummy. Here she was partying her face off (good friend right). I was really paranoid that she was a ladyboy (after a negative experience or two in Thailand I’m super paranoid of Southeast Asian chicks). Now, this is the second time I’ve run into decent-looking Malaysians in Korea, which makes me curious about Malaysia. By the way… she smelt SO GOOD – I tried asking what perfume but she didn’t understand/music was too loud so I didn’t blow myself out by pushing for more info (don’t overcomplicate conversations IMO), but I think it was Juicy Couture if anyone knows that smell (real girly). Anyway, we’re dancing, etc. and by this time (~3-3:30) it’s hunting for scraps/the sharks are swimming time and literally 3 dudes try to swipe right in front of me (actually I think the same dude tried twice – this fucking guy literally gets her Line right in front of me. Koreans, man). She says to one dude that she’s with me though, which made me feel good. However, having a girl stolen from me before (actually this was the other Malaysian I met in Korea) – up the "buying temperature" and it can be "transferred" to another dude - I realize the biggest threat is not myself but others (I just had to stay in there, not blow myself out, and watch out for Korean or foreign snipers). Anyway, we go from speaker to main dance floor area to upstairs hip-hop area to bar (I try to have a semi-conversation before I realize it’s not a good idea – her English wasn’t perfect – IMO not a good idea to speak past a 3rd grade level in terms of wit/complexity of conversational topics with non-Native speakers or in clubs/bars in general). Actually, we ran into the 10/10 Thai girl at the bar and the two started talking (I guess Malay/Thai are similar?) before I realize this Thai girl could jeopardize my chances by saying some shit to blow me out so I pull Malaysian girl elsewhere to dance. (Though the Thai girl didn't look mad or bitchy, maybe a bit disappointed? Should I have played a longer game with her? Oh well, you win some you lose some). I finally ask Malaysian girl a key question, “when did you get here” and it all comes together. She had just got there at 3 so she was still trying to party. I just hang in there, dance with her a bit, kiss a bit, feel her ass, rub her pussy a bit (didn’t feel a penis) and eventually she’s finally ready to go (~4:15-4:30 - please note the late pulling time - Asia goes hard.) We get our coats and she says she has to go to the bathroom first and I do, too. I’m super paranoid because I think she might get out of the bathroom first and get sniped (haha) so I pee quick and wait. Luckily, she comes out and we leave.
I try to pull to her hotel but apparently she’s staying with friend(s) (no idea where they were that night). So, I think quick and say "let’s go to the motel (or maybe I said hotel)… I need to rest a bit before my bus comes." She’s ok with it (I think she believed it. Again, someone tell me a smooth way to do the motel pull with people who are more aware/speak English or Korean and maybe not completely down). TIP! To find nearby motels, type 모텔 (motel) in 다음지도 (Daum Maps – App Store) and hit 지도 (map) and it will show a map with nearby motels. This probably works in Naver Maps, too. Daum and Naver are like Google in Korea (Naver here has like 80-90% traffic here for search engines I think). We get to this motel (it actually looks quite nice - calls itself a hotel) and while I’m talking to the old man at reception she’s asking how much the hotel would be for 3 nights thinking it’s an actual hotel hahah. We get to the room and she’s like “the room so small!” So I guess she actually did think I was going to a hotel to rest vs. knowing what love motels are in Korea. Anyway, we get on the bed and start making out. She has fake tits that are too fake and feel weird so I don’t bother with those (this also set off the ladyboy alarm in my head) though she had perfect skin. Clothes are flying off, I hit the light, and we start going at it like rabbits. I even went down at one point (terrible idea but she tasted pretty good actually, like bubble gum). She also put some shit on her pussy (no idea, lube? Set off the ladyboy alarm yet again) I couldn’t cum though probably because of drinking and we passed out for a little bit.
Here I want to mention how good this girl was in bed. Now, my experience with SE Asians are limited (2 Thai, this 1 Malaysian) but 2/3 of those were fantastic in bed. Like sooo into it and just generally more sexual/no reservations (suck my dick and just straight away going to work). My experience with Koreans is also limited (5) and I know it depends on the girl but these SE Asians know how to please and my interest has been increasing steadily (does warmer climes have anything to do with it? All warm places I've been the girls tend to be more open and friendly, e.g. Nicaragua and getting eye-fucked blatantly or even approached). Whereas, some Koreans just kind of lie there/don’t know how to ride the D (though the other half were good). Regarding the sexual/no reservations thing, when we finished, she Facetimed her sister (we were both butt-naked) showing her me (naked) and asking me “you want sex with her?” I was like uhh… yea? I could never imagine a Korean girl doing that. (I would've done the sister for sure tho)
So after passing out for a couple hours, I start touching her/fingering her and hit it again. She got wet by herself, which was relieving because I heard ladyboys can’t do this by themselves… so I’m just telling myself she was a girl (she probably was but my Southeast Asian ladyboy paranoia/trauma is very real). This time I was determined to cum but I came inside her, which was a bad idea. Bad because of course she could get pregnant (she said she takes the pill though) and bad because she got mad and left (I wanted to hit it at least one more time lol)
Headed home with the sun out (hate that feeling) and collapsed on my bed before waking up to a call at 11 A.M. saying I had to go to my dad’s friend’s house for Korean New Year and observe some ancestral rites
NSFW pic of Malaysian girl