Post: #51

I hate touch screen keyboards. I want to buy a phone with a physical keyboard but the fashion police say its illegal and punishable by death.

Post: #52

I hate waiting for searches to load on here. Why do I have to click a link?

Post: #53

The wheel on my mouse isn't working consistently so I sometimes have to use the scroll bar to see the new RVF posts.

Post: #54

Strip club dares to be closed at 4 am and either I'm too drunk or the glass door is too sturdy to put my foot through it in spur-of-the-moment retaliation!!!!! the nerve...

A citation for taking a leak in public when the shitter at the bar's got a line all the way to the front door?!!! Charge me double and let me finish pissing, Ahole.

And it pisses me off to no end that it's mandatory to have a credit card to check into a hotel room. Don't look at me like I'm a crack dealer, bitch - by the way, what time do you get off work?

It drives me nuts how women sometimes have the audacity to kiss you first around here. Slow your roll, Girl. I didn't even brush my teeth this morning.

Oh, and what's with girls who find it funny to talk about taking a shit or getting fucked by other guys? Please put your nuts back in your purse and grow a vagina already.

Guys who think they're gangsters when their parents still pay their cell phone bills. Or even worse - guys who think a Sons of Anarchy shirt makes them look tough. If I ever start wearing a tshirt for my favorite tv show and, worse, think it makes me look like a toughguy, please do me a favor and bitchslap me...hard.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #55

1st world girls complaining when you give them 3rd world diseases. Some people in the world don't even have running water or electricity, Lady - how about a little perspective?

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #56

I slept for 20 hours the other day and my neck still hurts.

Post: #57

I drank my Smart Water too fast forcing me to refill the bottle with water fountain water.

Post: #58

I just dropped my iphone 5 and cracked the back plate...brand new phone looks like shit now.

Post: #59

the shower at home didn't have hot water for some reason this morning, so I need to go to my $100 a month gym to shower on my lunch break.

Post: #60

I ate too much at the Indian Buffet today at lunch. Burping up some leftover spicy goodness.

Post: #61

I woke up too late this morning from partying last night. Didn't have a chance to properly iron my shirt for work, so I just used my garment steamer instead.

Post: #62

This "pod coffee" provided at work tastes like crap, so I have to bring my own french press and beans to get decent coffee.

Post: #63

I really hate when you have a banana which has been sitting for an extra day, and it has peely bits inside.

Post: #64

getting paid to waste time at my day job.

Post: #65

Cultural Marxism being infested everywhere.

Post: #66

How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

Post: #67

(01-30-2013 01:29 PM)dk902 Wrote:  How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

Fuck yeah! I make 10X better drinks at my house than most those fools!

Post: #68

(01-30-2013 01:29 PM)dk902 Wrote:  How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

What's the problem with no head on the beer?

Post: #69

(01-30-2013 01:33 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

(01-30-2013 01:29 PM)dk902 Wrote:  How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

What's the problem with no head on the beer?

Who doesn't like a bit of head?

Post: #70

I'm debating whether to go with Dish or Direct...

Post: #71

(01-30-2013 05:15 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I'm debating whether to go with Dish or Direct...

People here pull the dishes off the their houses because they think it looks white trash. Tether off your superphone

Post: #72

(01-30-2013 05:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-30-2013 05:15 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I'm debating whether to go with Dish or Direct...

People here pull the dishes off the their houses because they think it looks white trash. Tether off your superphone

Reception isn't good enough.

Towards the back of the house it will be invisible.

Post: #73

Hotel restaurant overcooked my venison for the second time this week.

Post: #74

Having a cold/flu really blows.

People in most parts of the world worry about shit like rabies, cholera, typhus, etc. I'm pissed about having a simple upper respiratory infection.

Post: #75

I'm starved, and I have a fridge full of fresh groceries, but I'm too sore from the gym to get up and make anything--and all the good delivery places are closed.